if y0ur not drunk dont reply

[Metallistar]

give me head..... damn it i just got back form a wedding recptionion and im hammered... so give me head..

[raublekick]

umm.. no head for uoi, but i am drunk so here is my replau. actually i'm not reallty that drunk, i', just a lazy typer,

[Mr Biglesworth]

Anyone seen Team America?

[Plain Old Jane]

::pokes big les in the chest::

yuo nkow, you;re beatiful nam...
you reslly are...

I...
yOu are a sonuva... I lbe you man, ich labia du fer shure...

i just kdding.- i'm bot teh drunkz0r

[Metallistar]

damn jack daniels to hell, my head is still pounding...

[Mike]

dude .. i dunno even lnow ...I am so derunk rigth noew. I'M SO SORRY!!!!!!!!
man, mmayeve I'lll post thits, can;t eveen seee straight man I sm aooooo sorrry


U;ve been drink,ing since 5:00 tonight man and it's 3:30 in the **BLEEP** morning I don't have tuime for these SHENNAIGHANS!

YOU'RE ALL CRWZY!


Jep, that was the worst fake drunk post I've ever read in my entire life.

[Plain Old Jane]

okay, I was drunk, not fucked up tho, and ithought you wouldnt believe me unless i spelled baaaaaad

btw, watermelon vodka and cranberry juice is NOT a good combo...

[malta]

I'll be sure to get rocked tonight and join in on the fun...

We should have a nice chatroom sessions with us all shitfaced... it would probably last 5 minutes tops.

[Metallistar]

We should have a nice chatroom sessions with us all shitfaced... it would probably last 5 minutes tops.

ending with:

*face on keyboard*


m njkjshdfasdfssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss sssssssssssssss

[malta]

Unfortunely I couldn't come here (brother sleeping in room with computer), but its ok. I stayed up late eating tv dinners and watching bad television in a nice drunk and high stupor...

[malta]

***: MA NIGGA
la malta: yooooooooooo I'm wasted
la malta: what are you doing tomarrow?
la malta: are you doing anythignt omarrow?
***: WORKIN
***: AT 8
***: HEH
***: heh
la malta: oh shit I typed the same shit twice
***: heh
***: im wasted too

typical convo between drunk guys

I'm on another planet

p.s i don'

[Plain Old Jane]

THAT IS INAPPROPRIATE LANGUAGE!

You must mean, African American?

[raublekick]

i think i wquklify to post in this topic... crepper can bacjk me up on thios one

[thecreeper]

he's fucking wasted.

circle of death was the death od evertyone tonihgt.

[thecreeper]

goddamn me and raub are both dtrashed

[malta]

fees shorty, fees!

[raublekick]

i was drunk last night, so this counts. our friend pissed in a wishing well outside of a hotel, and me and creeper went on an adventure into someone's yard.

[thecreeper]

we needed to light someone on fire though.

[johnny]

i am breaking the rules of this thread

[sharkz]

i am breaking the rules of this thread


ban

[thecreeper]

i remember having the hardest time finding this topic, it was on the second page but i went through every page looking for this damn thing. i nearly posted another drunk topic when i finally found it.

[Plain Old Jane]

this counts cuz I was drunk last night, i went to a party and there were some 25 year old pink shirt collars up douchebags hanging there being generally stupid. which isnt against the rules, its just due to them, everyone got kicked out. but BEFORE that happened, I went up to the garage for some talkage with a friend, by this time i was properly thrashed with smirnoff ices green apple, goo' stuff. anywho, my friends marilyn and ashley are making out in the corner and being the real lesbians they are. over by the stairs, two straight high school girls are sitting near eachother and everyone is goading them to kiss, i'm drunk but I'm like... wtf.. those two are... >.<

anyway they made out, made a big ruckus, then someone asked me if i was a guy or girl, then my friend kristen got TORE UP and puked out the basement window, then someone decided it was a good idea if i drove them to their house to grab their guitar, not noticing that there were three empty smirnoff bottles next to me, then a REALLY drunk kid got sat up in the corner and started playing with legos. it rooled, kinda.. :P kthxdie brain hurts

[GT2000]

3 empty bottles? you pussy...

[Mr Biglesworth]

You must feel so vindicated....

[malta]

Went canada side friday, bought a 375 of bombay and a 6 of export, my friend a 375 of st remy and everyone else a few cases of beer, poured ice in the hotel tub and got down to business. Stumbled our ass into falls view casino drank a few more beers, hit the strip clubs but all were closing except the massage parlors. Went back to the room and drank till 6, got 4 hours of sleep and woke up with a huge vomit stain next to me on the carpet. Drank the rest of our beers and the last quarter of my bombay, went back to the clubs, had more beers and a lap dance by this stripper who bit my ear sending me through time and space.

Went back over the border still wasted, in town 5 minutes before I had to work 6 hours cooking and closing a kitchen. Afterwords went to my friends and smoked tree, went driving and fucked up a turn, got pulled over and ticketed by this asshole cop. My friend got pulled out of the car to be breathlised but he refused to because he wasn't even driving, and eventually he got charged cause he had a fat bag of weed on him.

Went home something like 3 in the morning again. Fuck the police.

[GT2000]

Damn, lucky they didn't give you the possession charge, they like pulling that "your car, your shit" crap.

[thecreeper]

Went canada side friday, bought a 375 of bombay and a 6 of export, my friend a 375 of st remy and everyone else a few cases of beer, poured ice in the hotel tub and got down to business. Stumbled our ass into falls view casino drank a few more beers, hit the strip clubs but all were closing except the massage parlors. Went back to the room and drank till 6, got 4 hours of sleep and woke up with a huge vomit stain next to me on the carpet. Drank the rest of our beers and the last quarter of my bombay, went back to the clubs, had more beers and a lap dance by this stripper who bit my ear sending me through time and space.

Went back over the border still wasted, in town 5 minutes before I had to work 6 hours cooking and closing a kitchen. Afterwords went to my friends and smoked tree, went driving and fucked up a turn, got pulled over and ticketed by this asshole cop. My friend got pulled out of the car to be breathlised but he refused to because he wasn't even driving, and eventually he got charged cause he had a fat bag of weed on him.

Went home something like 3 in the morning again. Fuck the police.


damn dude, that sucks. although being propelled through time and space by a stripper must have been a trip.

[teensupernothing]

letsee.. last night was my friend's 21st b-day. i was the "photographer" for the evening and had no intention of drinking (much) because i had a tournament today and didn't feel like being all hungover for it. my friends decided... aww hell, he can drink legally now, that's no fun, LETS GET THE MINOR DRUNK! oh my god i have never drank so much in my life. i don't particularly remember what i drank, because, frankly i don't remember much detail from last night... but god did my head hurt something awful. when i got up i remembered that i had to be at a tournament that was 3 hours away from where i was.. and i had to be there in about two hours and 15 minutes. i have never driven so hungover, so fast.... i got to the tournament like three minutes early, and then proved again, that fencers fence better hungover because BOO-YAH, can you say "best overall results" in the country for this season? topped off with 1st today, so hungover i could barely stand. yes. hangovers suck.

[Mr Biglesworth]

well if that's not a good reason to become an alcoholic, i don't know what is!

I'm gonna test the same hypothesis for job interviews tomorow

[Plain Old Jane]

actually, i was sorta pissed, it was one of those bullshit stupid pink shirt frat boy in training collars up asshole parties and I was trying to look like a guy too. very annoying.

I'm a lightweight, yea, thats a good thing, it means my liver still works and i'm a cheap date.

[thecreeper]

actually, i was sorta pissed, it was one of those bullshit stupid pink shirt frat boy in training collars up asshole parties and I was trying to look like a guy too. very annoying.

I'm a lightweight, yea, thats a good thing, it means my liver still works and i'm a cheap date.

can we get a video of you punching the shit out of a frat boy sometime? please? that would make my day.

[malta]

My slip just says improper turn. My friend might get a lawyer and fight his charge, and since it was my car I might get pulled into something.

[Mr Biglesworth]

I drank some beer and rum today and made a delicious teryaki stir fry with my friend kait, it was good times. I'm glad i stil drink now that i've quit smoking pot and cigarettes. gives me something, y'know?

[raublekick]

can you say machette wedge and axe? trifecta of bad drunk weaponry! and i cut myself somehow and i rolled around in the greass and i dunnio...

[thecreeper]

good night, wish i could have been drunk too, but work in another hour kinda stops that from happening.

[teensupernothing]

don't try to body surf when drunk. besides the possibility of drowning, nasty scrapes are pretty much.. innevitable.

look and see.

http://pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/jorgetheannihilator/album?.dir=d060&.src=ph&store=&prodid=&.done=http%3a//photos.yahoo.com/ph//my_photos

that'd be a good friend mine, that i (also at least mildy inebraited) needed to basically save. bad time then, good story now.

[testtubebaby]

hawt

[malta]

"bad time then, good story now."

Owie. Smilie face is a nice touch.

[teensupernothing]

the even funnier thing is, that he got a tan line from the smiley face. (just showed me like twenty minutes ago.) i somehow escaped all injury and hangoverness. just a tiny little sunburn on my face and a little on my shoulders.

[sharkz]

Smilie face is a nice touch.

first thing i thought

[teensupernothing]

prom weekend. not drunk now, will be before the end of the night, and then the rest of the weekend. will post pics, or a link to them, as soon as i have them uploaded.

i love the end of the school year, there's always so much to drink, and so little time to drink it in.

[Plain Old Jane]

wasnt prom like two weeks ago in scumerville?

[thecreeper]

clam bake at friends house ended in me smacking raub in the balls and a lot of alchohl being drank. woohoo!

[raublekick]

i hate you zach, it was unjustified ball slapping. hyou lierd to me!

[thecreeper]

you had it coming, you were way out of line

[teensupernothing]

yes, jep, prom at scumerville was like two weeks ago. i didn't go to SHS prom. i went to my bf's in baltimore, which was friday.

i have no pics of the afterprom party, which is a shame, because it was amazing... i just didn't feel like bringing my camera around a pool, when alot of booze was being consumed. i like my camera a little too much to let that happen.

boooo prom weekend being over.

although....

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y74/crazyfencer/leahandnicko.bmp
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y74/crazyfencer/d5644d31.jpg

top one is random black kid, leah and nicko. nicko is a boy (and knows that solidly) he and his gf (leah) just decided to switch clothes. they may have been drunk at that point, because i think that was clubbing afterwards, but i'm not sure. bottom one is boyfriend and myself pre-prom.

there ya go

[shredheadjohn]

im high on heroin does that count?

[heX]

im high on heroin does that count?
no heroin isnt even a real drug or even ilegal in 17 states, so untill you get drunk dont come back.

[thecreeper]

suffice to say, im pretty well fuckd up
[retty fin eventing, i just wish i couild fine all mys shit.

[Jesse]

Drunk posts are so stupid.

Everytime I've ever been drunk, and been at a keyboard, I'm able to type just as well as I usually can. And if I do make a mistake, I'll correct myself using the backspace key, just as I usually would.

[thecreeper]

you are obviouslyt not as drunk as i am, and inddferent to the backspace

[raublekick]

GO TO BED, ZACH.

P.S. I THINK YOU MIGHT HAVE GOTTEN SOME PUKE RESIDUE IN THE BACK OF MY CAR AND ON ART'S SHIRT. OR YOU JUST SPILLED YOUR WATER ALL OVER THE PLACE.

[thecreeper]

sorry if its puke, not having any food all day does that to you when you drink a lot.

i dont think it was because i only threw up a little bit on myself, but if it is, i'll clean it up.

[raublekick]

woah this was a lot weasier to find than i had pklanned. getting drinks payed fotr bvy a friends miom and an old friend is AWEOSME!!!!!!!!

[Metallistar]

4 snake bites
4 cherry bombs
1 black and tan
1 black and blue
2 killians
2 vodka shots

thankfully i know some local cops or elese I would be in jail right now

NOW GIVE ME HEAD DAMN IT!

[thecreeper]

NOW GIVE ME HEAD DAMN IT!

man, you aren't very picky when you are drunk are you?

[GT2000]

4 snake bites
4 cherry bombs
1 black and tan
1 black and blue
2 killians
2 vodka shots

thankfully i know some local cops or elese I would be in jail right now

NOW GIVE ME HEAD DAMN IT!

Yeah, ya'll rednecks gotta stick together, hey, there's an idea, ask one of them for head, surely you'll find a toothless hick willing to oblige. ;) :eek: :p

[Plain Old Jane]

im officialy not breaking the rools of this topic now #^_^# <-- flushed cheeks

[Liss]

I'm stoned, does that count?

I wanted to tell you that last night was awesome. We got drunk, decided to go sailing, actually prepped the boat, tried to sail, failed, gave up and ended up floating in the dark on Mobile Bay until we ran out of beer. Then we cooked porkchops and drank makers mark and by the time I got home I didn't even care that my puppy ate my favorite black high heels. I get drunk off about 2 shots of liquor...maybe four beers, so I was well, well beyond my limit last night.

[malta]

I'm not drunk right now, but tomarrow me and 3 friends will be:

Fear and Loathing in New Hampshire

with a handler of vodka, a handler of rum, a liter of 151, 1/2 oz of weed, 10 blunts, and 6 of those small canisters of nitrous (and possibly more, as I don't know who else is bringing what).

I will likely not rmemeber most of the trip, but I'll let you know what happens...

[Mr Biglesworth]

where's the ether, acid, and adrenal extract?

[Metallistar]

Im hammered, I got a penthouse shirt and saw the september penthouse girl today at street warriors @ norwalk raceway w00t. nothing like beer, cars and girls

[Infamous Barcode]

imdone drunk as a skunk

[thecreeper]

somehow i missed this thread last night while i was drunk, but the post basically would have been "TAKE ME HOME TONIGHT I DON'T TO LET YOU GO TILL YOU SEE THE LIGHT"

or some variations thereof. go eddie money.

[thecreeper]

drunk two nights in a row. not bad for me.

[johnny]

you don't sound drunk enough

[thecreeper]

i was typing proficient drunk last night.

[Optimus Funk]

I was thinking to emeyself and I thought. Is public urination good, bad, or absoultrely illegal. I have yet to sort it out in tmy hea but I [ersonalylal dont mind it at all. Cause as Rauble, crrep and amant y others might know I am a proficient pissered no matter how public it is. So I want ato know wjat your opinion is on public urination is it a sexual crime, a crime, or just some fucking asshale having some fun and giving his endocrine system a break?(I am a bio major for atleast a semester yet) I know I have pissed in a hotel foutain, behind a bar, many cars, and many other thingkys, but I want to knoew your opinions, so maybe make it apoll or something, I drank 4 blue mooons, half a yuelning pitcher, another yuegling, three tom collings, woooo all int like 3:00s. Wooottttties!

[Optimus Funk]

I just hit my leg really bad going up the stairs after going to the batheroom in a none publeic place!, I am bleeding and I think going to bed, good night all you chillens, I shall be back hopefully alive but maybe not?1 perhaps?

[Optimus Funk]

Wow two nights in a row!, I am going for a record cause I think I am drinking tomorrow, then again on friday and then again of saturday but I have every right too, cause it is the last week b4(internet slang for "before" for all you yuppie fucks that dont know the lingo) school starts again. I played around the world with beers but I didnt get to ausiee, sorry fosters Ill save you for tomorrow!, Ok I am not a duink person though I play one on this message board, and quite well I must add, come on rauble post here please I dont want to be the weirdo drunken poster that everyone laughs at and pokes with sharp kitchen tools/sticks of a larg nature. I could type for housrs but I have to work tomorrow morning, and my leg is shaking STOP IT, wow good night!!!!!

[thecreeper]

you can write a paragraph in a drunk thread but can't give me one review every three months!? ;)

[GT2000]

Maybe he should drink and then write the reviews...Optimus' Funky Drunken Corner

[raublekick]

that's not a bad idea...

[Optimus Funk]

Yet again I seem to find myself in that odd, predictable place/state of mind known as drunkeness. Did I splash hot wax onto three friends, yes, did I lose my wallet only to have it returned with 15+ dollars, yes, did I engage the band playing at the bar to give me a CD of theirs for $5 only to have them try to outwit me of 420 of my hard earned cash!, yese. Was there a a special on long island iced teas for 2 dollars, yes. Am I drunk out of my mind yes?. Wow I need sleep but I would rather huh....write a review for good-evil.com, sounds goood, except there is no fucking good-evil where did it go and how do people get chances to read my overtly sexist, racist, occupationist, and yes even perhaps alittle bias towards blue eyed people of french descent reviews?!?! I dont know so until I see a site back up and running I shall not review anythiong drunk or not!, and why the hell didnt we go to YP!!!! the bartender there is so hot! I mean nothing is better then a female with long raven colered locks down to her fair skinned, slightly exposed waist, revealing onlyy a taste hint of what may very well be a tatto. To bed I go, until tomorrow night at which point I hopw to post with a bunch of you others and we all be as drunk as I am know wow I was ascared I drove tonightt then I remepebered that I didnt drive anywhere it pays to discover?!?! huh good night Hohman sigining off

[thecreeper]

good-evil.COM?

christ, you are drunk.

and if you splash me again with hot wax, i will headbutt you, the likes of which you have never seen!

[raublekick]

dude, what happened with the story of the dream you had of TTT!?

[Optimus Funk]

dude, what happened with the story of the dream you had of TTT!?

I totally forgot about that!, I am scared to post it though, you know what if it comes true?

[Optimus Funk]

[QUOTE=GT2000]Maybe he should drink and then write the reviews...Optimus' Funky Drunken Corner

[Optimus Funk]

Ok four nitghts ina row is crazy, but I mean seriously there is a partial test tube meeting of the PA crew here, creeper is passed out on my floor after watching some rediculous ren and stimp, andrew left ju, I mean rauble just left after being our travelling mistrel, and yes we visited the second oldest graveyard in pennsylvania all while drunk(you gothy peeps should like that). Man sparkz fucks you up too I think 1/1 of the party was bleed from atleast one orphace of thier body too al you people that missed the party nutz to you all but dont fret my friends soon there shall be another part that is more tolerant of your trashy new jersey ways, and or whatever not as cool state as PA you come from. Wow liqour is sooo mcuh cheeper in Maryland though creeper and I saved like a metric fuck-ton of cash today, god bless! Oh and I may post about the dream I had of TTT maybe. Johnny, and GT2000 were in it, I dont know you that well but already you mad it into a dream awesome huh? I also just want to say CHOW CHOW!!!!!! bitches my love for you overflows that was to all you TTT people that put up with these insane posts and dont worry Ill sober up and post actual topics come school time, I swear. back to my bacardi 151!!!!!! I know you all cant wait till tomorrow night, but hold on to your panties it will come, Hohman singing out, sign sing same shit, PEACE

[thecreeper]

urrghle, me = teh durnk last night.

still kinda feeling it.

[raublekick]

i don't think i was drunk at any point last night, but that sparks had my mind in an insane state...

[testtubebaby]

Oh and I may post about the dream I had of TTT maybe. Johnny, and GT2000 were in it, I dont know you that well but already you mad it into a dream awesome huh?

have you even seen a picture of johnny yet?! for all you know, he looks like this:

http://www.disbealig.com/_images/_dapics/alig_dapics_2.jpg

[Marshall]

BORAT!

[johnny]

Oh and I may post about the dream I had of TTT maybe. Johnny, and GT2000 were in it, I dont know you that well but already you mad it into a dream awesome huh?strange. looks like gt and i made the cut, but the rest of you ttters suck!

and colin did you hack my computer and steal that picture of me?!?

[Metallistar]

<<<---- Wedding recption... yeah im d......r......u....n.....k....e....d

[Optimus Funk]

have you even seen a picture of johnny yet?! for all you know, he looks like this:

http://www.disbealig.com/_images/_dapics/alig_dapics_2.jpg

Hey that is the guy I picked up on the interstate because I needed a new bar buddy, after my old ones died during my week long heathenistic drinking phase(2 weeks ago). He ended up boring me by passing out after the fourteenth yeager bomb, So I took his gloves, kicked him to the streets after a solid wedgie was dealt, and called us even. Now tell me that wasnt you johnny, and if so I have your gloves but I pissed all over your russian cardboard sign, sorry....

[Stormy]

It's so lame to post on message boards while drunk.

But hell, why not!

[raublekick]

me and o[ptimus funk had a fun night at the bar tonight. ok, well, for him t was probably pretty tame, but i got more drunk than i've been in the past 3 months. hellllls yes.

[GT2000]

I had 2 beers and a shot of jaeger, I'm pretty sober, but, will post in this thread anyways, suck my balls.

[Optimus Funk]

Tonights tally equlas...

3 pitchers of Coors light(i hate the shit too but it was 5$, and I got a free can opener and a tshirt from some mad fine hooties or hoties)
2 double shots of So Co
a shot of capt. morgans (standard in my lne of work)
and a plate of cheese sticks

Eagles lost to te falcons, All forms of foul suck ass!
Bwaatahtata

[testtubebaby]

a shot of capt. morgans (standard in my lne of work)


what's that? professional bad alcohol drinker?

[Mr Biglesworth]

fuck dude, i'd be pretty toasted after those cheese sticks...

[johnny]

what's that? professional bad alcohol drinker?!?!?!

captain morgan's (white rum) is very good for you

[thecreeper]

!?!?!

captain morgan's (white rum) is very good for you
considering some of the awful shit he has downed in the name of getting drunk, captain morgan's is downright sophisticated for him.

[raublekick]

ROCK RYE 4 LYFE

[Optimus Funk]

Give me some 5 year old Rock Rye w/chunks and a box of wine to do some wine bag stands with my bros and I would be in alittle place called Heaven, perhaps you've heard of it?

Mmm, Mmm Good!

[Mr Biglesworth]

man that is just.. that is just something else.

[Optimus Funk]

Please tell me it hasn't been since the 13th that someone one this board has been drunk!, I am dissapointted at you!, rauble you fucking spilling beer on my ponytail, on my ringer-t, possible my 70ish jacket, and my cargo shorts, you owe me majorly not only was it beer but it wasnt a sweet smelling nectar, it was miller lite!, "Watch out, Hohman!" I watched out I dodged my head to a side I thought would be safe, but no you were holding a pint of beer there! It spilled all over me so I had to rub myself with a lime to cover up the horrid stench for andrew's(rauble's) mishap!. I really was horny tonight too, I mean full moon, bright sky, graveyards, all things that turn me on, I am going to sleep and hope to dream of something good I could have had a chicka hadn't it been for rauble spilling a beer all over, and maybe me being piss ass drunk!, I dont know what else to say but Jesus tittie fucking chirst and a group of pirates ready to toss me over board to the sharks of the ol' carrib!, yeah I am drunk deal with that bitches!!!!!!!!!!!!! Creeper called me while I was drunk too, but I was too drunk to have a dreal convo cause he was drunk, drunkeness rules the TT should all get drunk together it would be great I will host the drunkeness, and I also want to know who is 21 and who is not, tell me now!, goodnight I have to work tomorrow and I have so much homework it isnt even funny, see I am not laughing good night TTT

[Optimus Funk]

thought I didnt urinate in public tonight I did steal from quip's pub but I cant find the god damn item anywhere iit smeels so bad so I thought my dog could sniff it out but so farnothing, damn anyone who was out with us last night plaese tell me where I put it shhhhhhh?!

[Artmead]

Right after I reminded you to grab the towel out of my car, you tossed it onto your driveway in a fit of raging ecstasy. I think you walked inside afterwards, so check your driveway...

[thecreeper]

not drunk now, but saturday i was in an irish pub drinking lots of woodchuck amber cider (about 2 pitchers worth and a few miller lites) and some guy wouldn't stop yelling like tarzan so i got up and yelled at him to shut the fuck up or i was going to beat his fucking ass out of the pub. he stopped.

something about being in an irish pub brings out the angry fightin' irish in my blood.

[Metallistar]

Got rocked of some belgin beer tonight, 9% alcy... damn that shit was good tho...

[Mr Biglesworth]

man... i'm allowed to post right now...
yeah... what else the fuck can i say? do you want to know what i'm doing? do you want to know what kind of night i had? fuck you. fuck you america.

[johnny]

last night i got very drunk

[caLVin]

im really stoned right now...does that count?

[thecreeper]

I'm stoned, does that count?

im really stoned right now...does that count?

haha

[raublekick]

i wish i was stoned, does that count?

[Metallistar]

I guess any altered state of mind caused by a substance can count :D

[Mr Biglesworth]

who made you boss?

[johnny]

ever since tony danza started doing his talk show we needed a new boss

[Metallistar]

bah, i am the drunk post father! thou shalt not question my wisdom!

now get drunk and be merry!

[caLVin]

i dont drink...quit while i could. alcohol poisoning is no fun.

[johnny]

the trick is to stop drinking before you poison yourself (too much)

because up until that point it's all quite enjoyable!

[caLVin]

yeah, but once i get like 8 or 9 beers in me, next thing i know ive had like 30...

[raublekick]

sometimes we act like jackasses and sometimes we KICKASS at baseball darts. yeah, mvp right here, can i get a manbark? UGH!!!

i'm posting for optimus funk too, incase he can't get on here, my typing os too good. except for that smalle mistake and that one explaining it.

[Optimus Funk]

I am the lord your god!

Sorry for that I drank too much in about an 1 hour and thirty mintuesessssseses, whatever, and the food was great my head is bleeding goodnight ROCAK AND RYE!!!!! soorry for being incoherient or whaverer

[GT2000]

Yeah..I can't hold it like I used to, usually I'd be good after about a 12-pack, at which point I knew anything more would just be overkill..then there was that one weekend I had of binge-drinking which ended up me throwing up several times, followed by a two hour drive home the morning after I was sick, no need for that again.

Nowdays, after a few I'm feelin' fine, and after 6 I'm done.

[GT2000]

And, why the hell is www.yabdoo.com linked from the google ads...I wish I had an arabic translator handy so I could translate...

في حال كانت زيارتكم الأولى ننصح زيارة قسم التعليمات بضغط رابط تعليمات في الأعلى . أما في حال رغبتكم المشاركة في نشاط المنتديات ، فينبغي الانتساب بالضغط هنا .

[GT2000]

Found one, I just copied random text from the top of the page, god some translations are "wordy".

In situation first visit was your visit section of the educations in pressure advizes connecting educations in high. As for in situation desired you the participation in energy the forums, so the affiliation in the pressing be necessary here.

[thecreeper]

i got drunk with some sparks and tried to climb a dorm last night. that was dumb.

and journey's dont stop believin came on in a shitty bar that otherwise played nothing but rap. you better believe i was fucking screaming some journey.

[thecreeper]

DRUNKD

saw like 10 people i hadnt seen in 2-3 years tonight, it was prolyl the most fun i've had oin a long time. and an amazing jazz-fusion band was playing tonight with some dsam adams summer ale on tap. i miss my friends from north carolina!!

[thecreeper]

dtrunked!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
2


i am eating chiken ceaser wrap and pretzels.


NEEEEEEED EAST MAC!

[Mike]

I can convince all of you that you don't exist.

[teensupernothing]

yeah, not drunk now, was quite a bit this weekend. went up to penn state to visit the fencing team. fenced all day drank all night x3. sunday moring around three am i actually woke up on a couch outside the fencing house. yeah. i dunno rough (but very fun) weekend.

[testtubebaby]

always with the gothaim fencing... i swear to god, it's like TTT's equivalent to "band camp"

[thecreeper]

jesus, she posts like once a month and yet you still find a way to make it seem like she talks too much. be nice.

[johnny]

you guys aren't drunk!

[thecreeper]

i was dressed like a zombie and drukned holy shit

http://good-evil.net/temporaryfiles/DSC03819.JPG

me and my zombie bride

http://good-evil.net/temporaryfiles/DSC03829.JPG

partyin!

http://good-evil.net/temporaryfiles/DSC03884.JPG

[Liss]

im really stoned right now...does that count?


When I quit smoking cigarettes, I quit smoking everything. No longer will I be making stony posts. It's been a month and 12 days since I've had any smoke in my system. Me = Official non-smoker!!!

[Mr Biglesworth]

dude you're a fuckin' sweet zombie.
And I've been free of smoke in my body for about 4 months, and before that, about 6 months... until yesterday, that is.

For halloween this year i'm gonna be a student in pajamas writing an essay. It's gonna be scary.

[thecreeper]

dude you're a fuckin' sweet zombie.
the best part of the night was when i was half in costume but the makeup was done, and some girl who was tripping balls on some shrooms (i'm guessing) came out of her room and saw me and started freaking out. like hyperventilating and couldn't look at me. i'm pretty sure she thought the wounds were real.

[raublekick]

me and thereamer and optimuscrunk had a crazy time tonight. there are pretzles all over my car thanks to those dingbats, and i just foudn one in my shitr!!

A M<ODERN DAY WARRIOR, MEAN MEAN STRIDE! TODAY;S TOM SAWYER, NEAN MEN PRIDEE!

[thecreeper]

+RUSH+

oh shit we tore down a roaD CLOEsed sign tonight and rtipped the light off. holy fuck that was fgunI WILL COOSE A PATH THATS CLEAR I WILL CHOSEE FREEEE WILLL!!1

IM BLEEDING GODDOAMN

[Optimus Funk]

Its a monday and let me say I havent posted here in quite sometime but make no mistake I have been drunk atleast 67.777777 repeating times drunkered more then most of you like tomnight a MODAY!!!!!!!MONDAYE!!!!, God that show rocked didnt it andrew raublewkick

[Optimus Funk]

If only princess peach was that hot creeper, if onlyt then my white mittens would have been al over that, and still be! tiwce over

[Mr Biglesworth]

hey you guys don't belong here!

[Optimus Funk]

hey you guys don't belong here!

Who is to say I Optimus of Funk do not elong, you Mr. Biglesmorth are you in leauge with the decepticons(?) sorry I drank alot, ALOT, and spenf more then I drank which equals close to 0$70$ what everey that means!. I apologize to everyone for my outrageousneity, but I wan t to sleep to seee I walk the line which I hope to reiview for Good evile you hear me zach I WANT TO REVIEW!!! more then anything I want to reviews!!!

[raublekick]

you say that now, but who knows what the sober Optimus Funk will say...

hmm... I think I sobered up rather well, not that I was trashed or anything (omg this bar isn't expensive, I swear! haha)

[malta]

Wow I havn't been here for some time. Busy gettin drunk yo!

Yea everything about new hampshires real hazy. We showed up thinking we'd have to be behaved cause we were gonna be at my friends moms house. Her new boyfriend had this small cabin he let us use for a few days, far away from them. We pretty much just did lots of drugs, saw a movie and played super puzzle fighter for 4 days. Fun was had by all.

We should do up the felony juice and have a chatroom.

And about the other stuff... yea acid would have been some fun, but Buffalos been real dry of that for some time. Havn't done the tussin thing for awhile though.

[raublekick]

i went back to pafew 5 truion to fidn this threasd... and it was on page 1 all along!@


and my fucking car door berok and ther'we s corn nurs ion my car!!!

[Stormy]

There's nothing like a room temperature bottle of Windsheimer Reichsstadtbier naturtr

[raublekick]

Eternal Recurrence is the coolest concept evar. I'm thinking about adding a philosophy minor.

Nietzsche would disapprove of your drinking, by the way. Oh, irony.

[johnny]

played at a lennon trinbute show tionight and it was good

pizzas warming kup in the oven come by for a slsice if you want

[raublekick]

work christmas party wooooah

i liek wthe night wherwe our liek "i wanna get cruuuunk", and then you don't drink much and you get trashed...

WHAR THERES A WIL: THER"S WAY

[raublekick]

dudes we've been totally slacking!

drinking whiskey alone, listening to chip tunes

month old double post!

[thecreeper]

dude, i was drunk earlier, now its down to a moderate buzz. fucking fighting games requiring me to be focused.

[Mr Biglesworth]

yeah i hear ya except for the fighting game part.
there's this bar called old chicago's but we call it old chicougars because it's full of cougars. and man, they weren't kidding.. i had my picks of milfs AND gilfs if you know what i'm talking about...

[malta]

I don't.

[Torre82]

He's talking about his ex guardian forces and Morgasms I Like Faking.

[malta]

You know why I like you bunny? Because you know shit isn't always sweet.

Shit is real.

[Torre82]

Damn straight. Now visit me at my new apartment, bring your own bottle and six pack, and let us reminisce about the future which has to be better than the past. I mean.. ITS GOT TA BE. Because the past had so little booze, so little sex. Way too much sharkz on wonko action. Now with liss, stormy and supernothing lezzing it up in my drunken vision while I .. I'm sorry, what? Post a black gif again.

[malta]

http://onlymagazine.ca/images/62.png

And now, some white people:

http://billytweedie.tripod.com/otbare.jpg

[Torre82]

Are they gay?

[malta]

I suspect so.

I still can't feel my brain.

[Torre82]

Make a pot of warm spaghetti and pour hot jello into it. I think they do that on those close your eyes and feel the brains shows.

[Torre82]

Drunk, high, hicks, and typos abound. I would love this place if it didnt remind me so much of myself.

[malta]

*pop* quiz!

[testtubebaby]

why did mr. milo cross the road?

[Torre82]

Cuz his dick was stuck in the chicken?
~ Bruce Willis; The Last Boy Scout

[testtubebaby]

wow, i'm so glad someone got that

[thecreeper]

i cant believe someone DID get that.

[Plain Old Jane]

last night I was DRUNK. I went to a frat party (not a real frat, this is a hippy co-ed frat) and started drinking, drunk off 5, didnt stop til 10. There was this drinking game and then i got a lil sick, not THAT sick tho, so i stop for a while and shot the shit with my fellow demarites. I got back to my dorm and talked all drunk like with my roomie, who has NEVER seen me drunk. Then I wrote something down that i think fits the topic.

scribbled on a post it:

"I have such a fuck[in]g headach[e], remind [m]e to go to the (tries to spell computer) lab tomor[r]ow. SHUT UP!"

[testtubebaby]

scan the note

[Liss]

scan the note

I second

[Torre82]

Good call. Do it.

[thecreeper]

i call bs until i see said note.

[teensupernothing]

i wanna see the note too!

[Plain Old Jane]

kay, ill find a neighbor to scan it for me, or rather, for you

[testtubebaby]

we're waiting

[Torre82]

On pins and needles.

[Liss]

First time I've ever posted drunk. I'm miserably drinking alone..almost done with a full bottle of two buck chuck shiraz (bless trader joes) and am also on pain killers for the wrist. And I wrote a paper on ....um... something about the USSRs perception of democracy in the cold wa.r

we just had our second suicide on campus in five weeks.

And like I told zaaaach earlier, the motto of the night is that boys suck, with exception of ttt, my dog...my brothers, and my wrist dctor ( idont know if my doctor was on there earlier, but I added him regardless. I wanto to marry him and besides, Its still not a lot of exceptions to the entirety of the male sex.) I had aspirations of turning gay, but i dont like girls at all. Its unfortunate. boo on boys nonthe;ess.

I am sad in mre ways than one.

[Stormy]

I got drunk last night too, Liss. I'm sorry mine was probably a more enjoyable experience (and process; it was good (not exceptional) wine)). Feel better. :( My excuse was "damn, I opened this second bottle of wine last week and 2/3rds of it are left. Let's dive in!"


But really it's because homework and I broke up and I don't want to get back together (but we will).

[Marshall]

I got drunk on friday. I ended up sleeping in a baby crib. How lucky.

And im going to be drunk friday and saturday night this weekend.

[Mr Biglesworth]

I called liss while she was sad!

[Liss]

He did! I love you Neil. You made my night!

I missed my first two classes this morning, heh.

[Mr Biglesworth]

That means i'm pretty good in the middle of the night...
POTENT!

[Marshall]

FILLED WITH VIRILITY

Also, everyone should call me on friday night and saturday night. I will talk to you while im drunk.

[Liss]

OH MY GOD

Marshall, I just realized you were in my dream last night. I was in Alabama again, and you met up with me and a bunch of people to take a snowboarding trip to North Carolina.

Funny, I've been awake for hours and i just now remembered.

[Marshall]

haha

Well its not uncommon for girls to dream about me.

When are you going to be in Alabama again?

[Stormy]

Whats yo numbah, Marshall?

[Liss]

haha

Well its not uncommon for girls to dream about me.

When are you going to be in Alabama again?

I'll definitely be spending the summer there, working the bar at my good old place of employment, making as much money as possible.

[Marshall]

6784784188


and i will definitely be spending weeks at a time in Mobile.

We should visit and have a mini TTT meet.

Amelia likes the ides of those, but she never follows up on them.
THANKS AMELIA.

[Stormy]

I was at the Atlanta airport for like two and a half hours on Sunday. I didn't have your number on me, so I did German homework and talked to an older woman from Roanoke instead.

[Marshall]

Well now you have my number and you have no excuse.


I even gave you my number in your LJ.

You just hate me.

[Liss]

We should visit and have a mini TTT meet.

Amelia likes the ides of those, but she never follows up on them.
THANKS AMELIA.

Amelia lives much farther away. I think we're the only suthunus left, Marshall. Okay, I live in California now, but still.

[Marshall]

No but I was in Richmond for a weekend. And so was she.

[Liss]

I stand corrected.

But anyway, you're in Mobile all the time visiting Bob. I never got a call either.

[Stormy]

Dude, I had a wedding and shit to go to that weekend. I had zero time away from my family.

You just hate me.
I'm just scared of rejection!



Yeah, so I'm finishing a second bottle of (oxidized) wine tonight. I need it to get through this paper.

[thecreeper]

No but I was in Richmond for a weekend. And so was she.
i would drive down to VA for a weekend if said meeting would ever occur. maybe raub too if i lured him with sparks.

[Marshall]

I stand corrected.

But anyway, you're in Mobile all the time visiting Bob. I never got a call either.

Yeah well I dont have your number.


And Amelia, I still love you.


ish.

[malta]

I would possibly hit up VA for a meet.

[Liss]

Yeah, so I'm finishing a second bottle of (oxidized) wine tonight. I need it to get through this paper.

I, too, find alcohol (wine in particular) helpful for motivation.

[Mr Biglesworth]

I used to smoke pot while working on essays, i found it helped my creativity and organizational flow quite a bit. Two things made me stop it: first of all, it was too helpful, and i didn't want to be dependent. Second of all it was only really helpful for an hour then it would become difficult to continue coherently.

[raublekick]

g'damn what a terrible night...

at least i got kinda drunk for cheap

[malta]

I broke the rules in this thread.

[Mr Biglesworth]

i'm not
i met some peeps, was pretty cool.. coulda gone for a sleepover to watch Rent but nah...

[Mike]

I am runk

just got back from the bar

walked home because I am too cheap for the cab
THE CAB YOU SAY %$$4 ... but I AM SO BOKR I SPENT $20 on 1 beer becaus there was a $20 minimum and I wanted a beer so I cahedg it to my Credit card and got a ber then some duopuche stole by beer

yuyp

sorry

[Liss]

i love you mike.

[Marshall]

none of you bastards called while I was drunk last night


i am very disappointed

[thecreeper]

give me about 10 hours and you can expect a drunk call.

[Liss]

this thing is 10 pages long and it just now occured to me that the 'your' in the title is improper.

is it bad if im drinking at 3 in the afternoon, watching the wedding singer on big screen tv by myself and cooking chicken soup? i used to never drink by myself. for once im really glad that i dont know you guys cuz you know such shameful things about me. Idont think im drunk yet though.

[Liss]

and for the record it is kick ass chicken soup, in case anyone was wondering. I make the best chicken soup ever. Homemade, all natural. And look, suddenly were on page 11!

[Stormy]

It's okay, Liss. As long as you aren't drinking to get sloshed, and only to get buzzed.

Christ. For some reason, I'm having problems typing, even though I rarely do when drunk.

[raublekick]

KARAOKE! DANCING WITH HOT CHICKS TO ABBA! MAKING A FOOL OUT OF MYSELF SINGING TWISTED SISTER AND RIGHTIOUS BROTHERS!!!! MY NIGHT WAS RADD BEYOND COMPREHENTION.

[Marshall]

i hate all of you

[thecreeper]

sorry marshall, i was too trashed to be creative and call last night. i did sing black sabbath "heaven and hell" and pearl jam "black" at the bar though. last night was fucking radd.

[raublekick]

man those chicks were so smokin', even if they were at least 5 years older than us. i just wish i wasn't fully aware that they were bullshitting us.

[Stormy]

sorry marshall, i was too trashed to be creative and call last night. i did sing black sabbath "heaven and hell" and pearl jam "black" at the bar though. last night was fucking radd.
Did you fuck Rad, or did you make love to him?

[thecreeper]

i put two d's to indicate i was NOT fucking him.






and of course, i always make love to him.

[Liss]

I thought it was just to emphasize his radness.

[Liss]

First time I've ever posted drunk. I'm miserably drinking alone..almost done with a full bottle of two buck chuck shiraz (bless trader joes) and am also on pain killers for the wrist. And I wrote a paper on ....um... something about the USSRs perception of democracy in the cold wa.r


I am getting drunk by myself to write every single paper in my future. A plus, bishes ("A++, excellent job, Melissa!!")...plus her red pen had sex with it my words ("Yes! Yes! Yes! Fantastic! Great! Yes! Yes!"). Who would have known I was so brilliant when it came to Andrei Zhdanov?

Apparently two buck chuck shiraz brings out my potential to impress.

The next paper is on methods of decolonization and national liberation...I think that sounds like a chardonnay topic.

[johnny]

Who would have known I was so brilliant when it came to Andrei Zhdanov?we have suspected as much for quite some time now

[Stormy]

Drunk.

[Mike]

Drunk.

I'm not drunk, just drinking.

- Albert Collins

[Torre82]

:laughs maniacally: I am drunk. And getting drunker. I've got some bacardi gold and ..um... yeah, wild irish rose I need to finish off. Not tonight, mind you.. .that'd cause about two different vomit episodes and crappy sleep.

Listening to teh auhsum teknoh and waiting for Tristan to show up so I'm not alone.

Ah well.. lessee hee.. Liss at class, raditz.. whereever TF he is. Online for 20 mins and he didnt reply. Just WTF does he do these days, anyway?

J Chriddy.. forget who that is.

Raub.. nah.

::opens GSX list::

wonder who chrisdaddy2087 is...

More as the drunkness develops. ;)

[Marshall]

Jchriddy = me

[raublekick]

Raub.. nah.

Are you the one who IMed me about my sexy thumb? I'm bad with screen names.

[Liss]

Ah, the computer nerd's equivalent to the drunk dial.

I got drunk dialled twice last night. I did not pick up. The first message went like this:
Hello Melissa, it's MEGHAN! I just wanted to say you're really cool, and I'm REALLY drunk! The point is, I TOTALLY love hanging out with you, and I'm TOTALLY sad you're not in LA in this weekend. And I'm TOTALLY drunk! Next time we have a break together, let's take a road trip to ALABAMA! It'll be TOTALLY cool! We can go to the beach, and get really DRUNK ALL THE TIME! Anyway, the point is, I like to drunk dial people that are TOTALLY cool! So now I have to go call RYAN! And drink MORE! BYE!

The second went like this:
OH MY GOD! MELISSA! Me and Elise were just talking about you...sorry, I'm totally plastered. Anyway, we were laughing really hard about that time in high school in marine biology class when...hahah...when you and Katie...hahah...and all the inside jokes we got...hahaha...I know, totally. Anyway, we totally miss you. Fly to Montgomery and we'll pick you up and bring you to Tuscaloosa..just for one night even! And..hahah, I totally know, okay, hahaha, yea, love ya, bye.

I, on the other hand, just wanted to spend one Friday--just one--as far away from alcohol as I could get. I was scarred at my last party, and I needed one goddamn Friday off. So I wrote, and went to bed early, thus missing my stupid friends' phonecalls.

[squirrels2nuts]

holy shit i ran outta beer before i got to the end of this fuckin crap.
haha a long time ago me and my friends got kicked outta ol' chigcougars on kareoke night... we stole a bunch of glasses and kicked their fuckin stools over then did a burnout from the parking lot when they cut us off. i sang wrong way, people clapped, my friends sang here for a good time by trooper terribly offkey and off time. fuckin awesome.
drinks of choice? how about fitty labatt 50's and a 60oz of Wiser's deluxe?
fuck, im even wearing a 50 shirt and i have a wiser's leather jacket.
on saturday i drank 7 50's during the day then a mick of wisers with Jes and went and got tanked on the tank in victoria park, the salt lounge, gt's and drank till 7am with some guy from highschools house who i never talked to but it was his birthday... he has an extensive expensive guitar colelction...
the night before we got kicked out after the leafs game at the oar house. i pretended i didnt know the girl who was kissin us and bouncin around like molly shannon from snl. i was wearing my "rub my nuts for good luck shirt" so she rubbed my nipples, then grabbed the goods. i still think she lost.
the night before that i went to gt's for toonie beers and drinks with no money at all and got pretty drunk for free on my buddy's birthday while one guy couldnt stand up and faceplanted into a fence while trying to either piss or puke some poutine.

yeh.

[johnny]

labatt 50export is the superior ale!

also you should try singing raise a little hell by trooper next time

[Mr Biglesworth]

dude call me out next time you're getting drunk 'till 7am in victoria park. It'll make me feel good and homeless

[Torre82]

Holy g_d optimus funk just made this topic 2 pages longer practically by himself.

I feel the need to drink heavily.

::rears up like Michael (movie with William Hurt, Andie MacDowell)::
BATTLE!

[Mr Biglesworth]

bun you're not jewish

[squirrels2nuts]

export is the superior ale!

also you should try singing raise a little hell by trooper next time

no way, labatt 50 has won 5 fuckin world gold medals for being the best. GOLD. i drink ex when the fuckin bar doesnt support labatt's.

and i didnt stay at the tank all night, maybe 20 min till our asses got cold and she had to piss. then we poured the whisky into our glasses at the bar. sometimes i say im the designated driver, which, although i am going to end up driving, i sure as hell ain't gonna do it sober so i get a free soda then load it up from my flask or bottle... fuckin expensive bullshit

[/DRINK]

[johnny]

bah to 50, i say

[thecreeper]

i was drunk-ish earlier, but lack of money and diner food got me sober quickly.

and me and raub suck at darts. fuck optimus funk!

[Stormy]

drunk on knowledge

[Mr Biglesworth]

drunk on booze
seriously i started drinking wine at 5:30 PM, and i just finished up a beer at 2:30. That's 9 motherfuckin' hours yo! sounds outrageous, i know, like my hat, but we were keeping it all in moderation. a glass of white here, a pint of beer there, and we ordered appetizers to keep it all kosher. went to see Great big sea in between.. i didn't really know them before i went and they didn't turn me into a fan so that's the way it goes neh? but it was a good time. and i met a girl who served us the appetizers, who was awefully cute, i must say... name's jennifer, studies philosophy and she knows how to cook! must find her again. and on top of all that when i got home mrs bigglesworth had wirten me a wonderful poem!
neil

[Torre82]

Yeah.

www.smyw.com (http://www.smyw.com)
Dont drink and.. do much of anything involving sharp objects, explosives, or Jeperel.

[thecreeper]

SNAKES ON A MUTHAFUCKIN PLANE!!!!!1

[Liss]

justifying my irish heritage

drunk.

and watchinig boondock sts.

[thecreeper]

you're irish too???

im reading the tinternet.

[Stormy]

I have a drunk headache. This is terrible!

[thecreeper]

THE ONLY SOLUTION IS TO DRINK MORE

FUCKING caplokc

[squirrels2nuts]

well itried to get drunk.
it almost worked,

[Liss]

I got yer message creep...sry i missed your amazingness.. its 227 am and too much irish cream and green rce krispy squares. and im ab out to beat some ass cuz theres this guy that wont stfu. coffee.. too much irish coffee, caffiene.

[Torre82]

::fiddles with invisible beard as I read::
Huh. Wouldja lookit that.. more drinkin'.

Ah well. ::busts out whats left of the brandy::
Josh you suck.

[malta]

I've had export at many times, but never labatt 50. My experience has led me to steer clear of labatt in favor of molson, except labatt ice. That stuff kicks the shit out of molson ice.

what what what what

[Torre82]

Anything with 'Ice', 'Light', or 'American-Made' in or around the title is generally crap. Except coors. Which.. someone can get tired of after about 8 cans/bottles.

[malta]

coors light = water

[Liss]

amen brotha tristan

[Torre82]

I have like 3 shots of Brandy left. Its watered down, tho... I have this new.. ::looks:: Arandas Oro Tequila!!!

Which, of course, will be poured into the current glass and enjoyed. (I'm sure it isnt blasphemy to pour it into a Brandy Snifter, is it? Hey, I have 2 glasses for most diff. drinks. Sue me.)

[Stormy]

Woooooo legally drunk!

[Liss]

oh happy barfday melia

[malta]

Happy birfday. :ninja:

[thecreeper]

happy birthday!

[Mr Biglesworth]

yeah!

[Torre82]

To youthful explorations and forgetting our teen years.
:clinky:

[Cid]

Hey! I'm not drunk!

[Liss]

I'm not either. Hella lortabs.