if y0ur not drunk dont reply

[johnny]

Thanks for the man points. I wonder how many you have awarded me now.i'm sure optimus keeps track of these things--maybe in some sort of spreadsheet. he should publish this information.

[raublekick]

we had a huge discussion about this at one of the wine fires... man, what a complex system

[Optimus Funk]

we had a huge discussion about this at one of the wine fires... man, what a complex system

I remember that, It was an awesome night. ILove your mothers, daughters, sibblings of a female nature, and your friend of the same. My twat is your twat. I climbed a combine, and them threw corn kernal at my friends while I was on top of the machine love me, hate me, love me! school or no :cool:

[Optimus Funk]

Thanks for the man points. I wonder how many you have awarded me now.

I'm only on percocet, but I feel so weird.

Percocet fucks you up so I dont want to say anything to sugestive, cause I know you and I will never meet. Although, liss you are so welcome for you man points you deserve them, and then some. I mean I still have yet to meet a female that drinks as much as you, and can hold it whith out going all crazy bitch on me, much love and cali rocks, your bestest pal me!

[Liss]

awwwwwwwww......

[thecreeper]

it's been awhile since i've been drunk at all. not really drunk that much tonight but i've at least got a nice buzz.

Earth Vs. Spider was a pretty awful movie, but quality Sci Fi television for sure.

[Optimus Funk]

Wouldn't we all like to have crab legs comming out of our mouth?, oh and that hot little thang of a nurse ;). The title has nothing to do with the movie...

[johnny]

last night i had a good drunk. i didn't get too sloppy 'cause i still had to get home on my trusty bicycle, but it was a good time.

[testtubebaby]

lol...

"I hope you have a big trunk... because I'm puttin' my bike in it."

[thecreeper]

Wouldn't we all like to have crab legs comming out of our mouth?, oh and that hot little thang of a nurse ;). The title has nothing to do with the movie...
unless you count the fact that Dan Aykroyd was about the size of the earth in that movie.

[Liss]

I went to a wedding last night.

I was wasted before the 3 pm dinner. open bar you know.

[thecreeper]

liss is awesome.

[johnny]

liss make sure you don't party yourself out (kinda like slurms mackenzie did)

[thecreeper]

slurms went out the way he wanted to. partying hard.

[Liss]

liss make sure you don't party yourself out (kinda like slurms mackenzie did)

like i say to everyone, the summer is for partying, and I start classes in a week. during school, I work too hard to party. now, i do have a housewarming/halloween/21st birthday-for-a-friend-party coming up in a few weeks, and that will be a rare exception.

I'm gonna make orange jello shots! mwaha!

[Optimus Funk]

Ok, so tonight totally scores a 100% out of 100%, I mean seriously. I finsihed my second day of orientation at work, one more to go! I went to marion court, our common go to place, although we normally dont play poker there anymore. We never make it on time, dont care to go, or just are sick and tired of it (we only made it to poker there once this entire summer). So I go tonight and find out it is the finals, for the summer, so alot of people played, and alot was at stake. and I drank 4 shots of JD, a gin and tonic, miller light, miller light, hop devil, guiness, miller light!, I was so wasted at one point I knocked my beer on the poker table, and they let me stay. Whatever, ok I ended up winning!!! I was 100,000+ chips to 6,000+ in the final head up and it only lasted one round, he had pocket 5s, and I had Ace, and a five shouting out I won, before any card was filped (dumb I know), but then I got 2 more aces on the flop, meaning he was drawing dead!!!! I won all the money for the summer, and bar bucks! then my driver friend took my another bar, and my friends there all bet me to talk to this chick, well hit on her, I was like I feel bad Ill just go talk to her, I did, I got her @@# and she works where I work, has a 4 year old son, loooks to be about 26 if that!, so hot, long black hair, lovely green eyes, loves headbutts(her mom used to give them to her), lived in pa for awhile moved to New jersey, then back to pa, like working at the hospital! lol I loved tonigth, on my top 10 none sex experiance nights!, maybe top 15 all time! Love you guys hope you read, oh I was nice too I bought her two drinks probably talked well over 2 hours, no puking either, I need to piss though!!! and then sleep, I have to be up soon!

[Optimus Funk]

great body, and sense of humor +19 weeeeho

[Marshall]

I spent tonight eating dinner with my parents, playing lufia and listening to the producers soundtrack.


I think by default, I have to be gay or something.

[Liss]

No, no...my roommates and I spent the night moving our furniture around, fixing the zipper on a beanbag, and watching a movie. Don't feel bad Marshall.

Opti, congrats on the girl and the poker and especially on the not puking part!

[Jesse]

Ok, here it is, my first entry into this thread. I'm pretty drunk right now.

I called Creeper, but he didn't answer his phone, so I left him a voicemail. A few minutes later Optimus Funk called me back and told me never to call them. And that he'd be the one to do all the calling when they're drunk.

I don't know if they knew I was drunk.

Sorry if this is impossible to follow.

[thecreeper]

yeah...he was frisky last night.

you'll most likely get a call tonight.

[testtubebaby]

I spent tonight eating dinner with my parents, playing lufia and listening to the producers soundtrack.


I think by default, I have to be gay or something.

you're a fag... stop liking shakespeare in love, you faggy flamer

[Liss]

I kept trying to call last night...or not really trying, but more wondering in dismay where my cell phone was beneath mounds of candy and solo cups and beer cans and jello-shot dixie cups and people's costume accessories. I found it this morning beneath a spaceman spiff "mask" and a bag of chips.

It was a good halloween/housewarming/birthday party.

Costumes are fun. Rum punch is fun. I lost at beruit. Twice.

[Optimus Funk]

MY SOUL AND THE RE-DEFINING OF NIRVANA!!!

[Optimus Funk]

About me not becomming crazying brina andrew, those plans didnt work, but I think I entertained ythe entire house, ooorah! for being driven home!

[Jesse]

Drunk again. Sorry I didn't call anybody.

Tonight's drink, Fireball whiskey. Tastes like hotballs going down. Some of you have probably had it.

It's good.

Time to play drunken DDR.

[testtubebaby]

drink drink revolution? sounds like a recipe for vomit...

[thecreeper]

Drunk again. Sorry I didn't call anybody.

Tonight's drink, Fireball whiskey. Tastes like hotballs going down. Some of you have probably had it.

It's good.

Time to play drunken DDR.

asshole, i was totally drunk tonihgt. but yeah, didnt call nobody. ooooops.

[Optimus Funk]

I might me drunk but I came up with two new great sex moves tonight, the "triple deek", and the "crome cap", so amazing! I had a drgeat night, no more drinking during the work/school week for me...till tuesday! and I am sticking by that

[Jesse]

Am I the only person in the world that can type perfectly fine while drunk?

[Optimus Funk]

perfectly fine

[Optimus Funk]

Eat that bitch!

[testtubebaby]

i'm just wondering... who here would honestly let me crash at their place?

we've know each other for so god damn long, it should be a no brainer by now, but who would honestly allow a TTTer to crash at their place?

[heX]

i honestly would.

who would let me crash at their place in korea while i taught english?

[Stormy]

Why does everyone call the Internet when it's drunk?

[thecreeper]

i'm just wondering... who here would honestly let me crash at their place?

we've know each other for so god damn long, it should be a no brainer by now, but who would honestly allow a TTTer to crash at their place?
i can't promise i wouldnt molest you, but you are welcome anytime in lancaster.

[Optimus Funk]

i can't promise i wouldnt molest you, but you are welcome anytime in lancaster.

Bitch I would molest all you bitches, ALL OF YOU even the peple I know and love, MOLESTATION ABOUND! I totally love these new faces too! :huh2:

[Optimus Funk]

and yes those faces are of me molesting you....ALL! w/ Love!

[Optimus Funk]

I dont think I said this but I stole an entire chair from my favorite bar, yeah that was hard but it rulled I broke one, then got one. Ill try to get zach to take a picture for my profile imiage, it will rule the first one I broke cause I threw it too far and it broke into pieces....the second one made tI!

[squirrels2nuts]

eat my fuck

[Stormy]

Oh man, German beer and Tchaikovsky. This is how I rock my post-study-party party.

[Optimus Funk]

Tonight was too cool to put into words, Ill have pictures detailing it tomorrow, aber I totally was with my friends went into a building being torn down dodged nails, eluded(?) cops walked through scarier places then in your nightmares, stole amazing things pictures to come soon we have to sort though all the files I nabbed from the building, we also oh my god I cant say it was so awesome! we we climbed a ladder to the roof, layed out watched the stars for a bit, watched and took some amazing pictures while leaning over the endge man the holes in the floor, the creepy ass everything god I wish I could be a poet for just once and right an amazing excert on this. I mean it was amazing creeeeeeeepaaa! you missed out!!!!!!! I did puke on myself earlier tonight but I got away with it so ha!, and too much funa all around good night it is 5:15 in the morning, oh we also ran down the 8 story spiral parking garage exit shoot thingy and I won!!!! Love to those whose deserve it and those that dont, I had a great time, sinnnning ofF!

[Optimus Funk]

oh yeah I thiinnk my brother got a nail through his foot, and this makes me a super slueth! its foggy out now too. Anyone want a smelly werewolf?

[thecreeper]

i cant believe you guys were over in that building. we could see you wandering aimlessly throughout the building almost the whole time.

i cant believe the cops didn't get you.

while we were waiting for you, i think i broke one of the toll booth arm things letting people out of the parking garage after it closed. i'm sure i'll receive some fine for it but fuck it. then we left after dan ran over and was raving at me about going into the building and we left because you guys never came over. then me and chuck got some awesome jenny's. true story. the end.

[Stormy]

I should be drunk right now, but I won't be for a very long time.

[testtubebaby]

I should be drunk right now, but I won't be for a very long time.

liver transplant, ehh? sucks...

[Jesse]

I want to get drunk with everybody on this forum.

[thecreeper]

it will happen jesse. well, at least getting drunk with you me and raub is possible. none of these other losers want to hang out.

[Optimus Funk]

it will happen jesse. well, at least getting drunk with you me and raub is possible. none of these other losers want to hang out.

Yeah and I am not included because I live so far away from zach, and raub...shit trauma alert!, your lucky zach or I would have yell and bitched some more at you.

[Liss]

I want to get drunk with everybody on this forum.

Yes. Me too. Unfortunately, I live over 1000 miles away from any active poster.

[Stormy]

I'm sure a happy medium can be found.*

So... I take back the thing about not being drunk forever. Tonight I definitely needed some glühwein, and when I ran out, I uncorked a bottle of cheap cabernet sauvignon. And it's a good thing, because Gallipoli is about to reach the tragic race... and this paper is making fine pace (as fast as a leopard).


*that happy medium is probably somewhere in Virginia :D

[heX]

out of curiosity, were you listening to chi cough ski for fun or for school?

[Optimus Funk]

*that happy medium is probably somewhere in Virginia :D

Virginia is for lovers!, and Lovers suck!

That would be a veto from your drunken king

[Liss]

Virginia is for lovers!, and Lovers suck!

That would be a veto from your drunken king

And that, my friend, is the funniest thing you have ever posted.

[Stormy]

out of curiosity, were you listening to chi cough ski for fun or for school?
...for fun.

Virginia is for lovers!
It most certainly is not.

[testtubebaby]

not lovers, just fuckers...

[Optimus Funk]

Well then tell them to change thier god damn motto, man! I might reconsider the request to be a TTT meeting place!, but seriously it is kind of a halfway point for us all once liss, stops fucking around with school cross country ;)

[Optimus Funk]

Oh I puked off my friends back porch I feel bad but I dont think they had any clue, cause they were as drunk as me!, zach was pased out on couch, and rauble drove me home bitching about me not taking some beer into the car!, fagggggotie!

[johnny]

i figure, as long as yer not drinking a beer behind the wheel, then what's so bad about beer in a car?? bottles probably don't fit in most cupholders though..

[Optimus Funk]

No I was in the wrong on that one, I already drank almost two bottles of liqour, and a few beers, and I just randomly grabbed an Old Milwaukee pounder and started drinking it right as we were leaving. I apologize andrew, but if it makes you feel any better I passed out downstairs till 10 am.

[Liss]

We are having a giant christmas party tonight. We are partaking in 12 seperate "shots of christmas," holiday rum punch, spiked eggnog, my famous gummi bear jello shots, and lots and lots of beer (with beer pong especially). And I baked goodies. And other people are bringing "special" goodies. You are all invited.

[raublekick]

*special* goodies, eh? sounds like my kinda party. i want some eggnog right now, dammit.

[johnny]

at work on friday we were so slow that we decorated our workspace for christmas. it was pretty fun, 'cause i was just starting to get stoked for christmas shopping. also now i'm on a week's vacation. and when i woke up this morning and opened my curtains it was snowing outside!!

[GT2000]

Nice, we haven't had any snow down here in va beach..yet, haven't had any temps below freezing either, yet...

[Liss]

California is maintaining 75 degree days. Le sigh.

[johnny]

eating pizza and .olosing my biuzz. i had a ggood feeling about Holsten Festbock.. and it was horrible!! but i did discocver a czech beer called kozel which was good

[Stormy]

drunk

[Stormy]

OOPS

[Marshall]

so how about those bouts of logic eh EH

[heX]

ive never been drunk when responding to this thread. i felt like i was living a lie and needed to get that off my chest.

[Stormy]

so how about those bouts of logic eh EH
Therefore I wake up in a first year's bed after vomiting on his floor???


No, completely dumb. I don't know for what the hell I did any of that.

[Liss]

It was probably fun at the time? I've done worse, don't worry.

Heh, at our party the other night, someone puked off the balconey. We are on the top floor. Neighbors hate us now. Also, someone puked on a guy's lap, which spared my couch. Also, we caught someone dealing coke. Also, my roommate agreed to go on a date with a Turkish exchange student and has since been scarily stalked. Also, our mistletoe saw more action than any of us could actually handle (I think that's why the guy puked off the balconey). Also, we spent a total of 600 dollars on liquor...plus we had a bathtub overflowing with beer...and every single bit of it is gone. We had to kick people out at 4 am. We had to mop our kitchen 6 times and it is still sticky. Our carpet is shot to hell. There is no food remaining in the house.

It was a successful party.

[Marshall]

that sounds like alot of fun

[Liss]

It was fun. For everyone but me.

[johnny]

partying is good but i'll never throw a party at my own place. too much to stress about..

[Optimus Funk]

partying is good but i'll never throw a party at my own place. too much to stress about..

Toronto is for neat freaks!!!!!, I love your city I mean seriously I have been there many time so beautiful, but I think you all have a neat shitck up your asses. Get some spray paint on those walls! Let alittle puke settle into your carpets, and for the love of god leave the litter drift in the wind. I dont know what I said cause I drank alot at my home bar for free thatnks to my friend at Marion Court. I did have a bad day thoiugh I had blood splash all over me when the god damn centrifuge broke. So I went out drinking before I get my own test results performed by my own fucking co-workers back. I told two girls thart came up to me at the bar about it they seemed sympathic, though I was trashed, still am. We shall see how my blood work comes back this week, next week, and then 3 more cause alot of STDs, HIV, and many other blood born pathogens take longer then 24 hours to set in, and become traceable by our testing. FUCK THIS WAITING SUCKS, I got a free day off though :S

[Optimus Funk]

It was fun. For everyone but me.

And liss as a host of alot of shit, Dont bitch it isnt becomming. Also you did have fun dont lie, when you look back it is always more fun to have partied then to not have partied. Hear me, and live by myt words, and works!:ninjab: I thought that would fit in this situation, also this one :loved:

[Optimus Funk]

ok it has been almost half a fortnight since anyone posted, and by nanyone one I mean myself. Zahc, and andrew it was Jake hte MC bartender's birthday tonight we had a patrys I should drink os much but I have a few day before finales, and I dont worrk tomorrow so I am drinking well I did drink a bottle Yujkon Jack, who I hate fucking ass monger! Lets party tomorrow night for no reason, but I need a new shirt. Love sex me, sugar you, and Mahgic rules! Eat it

[thecreeper]

what the hell are you talking about?

[Optimus Funk]

I dont know I was drunk, and obviously mad at a bottle of Yukon Jack. I was at a birthday party and maybe drank alittle too much.

[squirrels2nuts]

my good friend
JP Wiser
keeps me warm
like a cunt

[Optimus Funk]

I should be proud, but I am horrified!, Oh and drunk

[Optimus Funk]

squirllly you ass, I think we need more drnks to post, and less cunt talk even I think that is wrong, bitch!

[squirrels2nuts]

im nut munhc of a cuntversationalist

[Stormy]

I finally have the time to drink, and all of my parents' <i>free</i> alcohol... and I don't feel like drinking.

[Optimus Funk]

Do you have a fever? Is there an increased pressure in your head? Do you have sharp reaccuring pain in your left arm? Do you have frequent pain in your chest? I mean other then that what the fuck is wrong with you!!!! Free liqour/Booze is a god send, drink up woman before I find your address and wreck, yes wreck your home! NOW DRINK!

[Stormy]

I've been sickly (tonsillitis, something like strep sans the streptococci, and a series of bad colds) for the past month and a half. Alcohol is terrible for the immune system. I can sit it out for another week or so. I don't really enjoy drinking when I'm already drunk on germs a T cells.

[GT2000]

Sorry to hear that.. and yeah, alcohol is defintely no good with those symptoms..

[Optimus Funk]

Bullshit! Alcohol is exactly what you need stormy! I mean take your vitamins eat well balanced meals, then drink as much as you want! I havent been sick in along time and I stick to my own princeples(?) whateve!

[Liss]

she's right. I've been sickly for a few weeks now, and since I made it home I have not been able to get a full night sleep or have one day without alcohol. And I am still Ms Sniffles.

[Optimus Funk]

Don't you dare blame your weak immune systems on alcohol!, I am a testament to the fact that it makes you healthier and damn the nay sayers who say it is poison, Nectar of the Gods I say! Now how would get rid of a hang-over really quick I just got called into work early...

[squirrels2nuts]

maybe you should at least gargle some to kill the germs in yer throat.... ah, might as well swallow it as long as it's in your mouth...

woo done exams! still drunk!

[Stormy]

Don't you dare blame your weak immune systems on alcohol!, I am a testament to the fact that it makes you healthier and damn the nay sayers who say it is poison, Nectar of the Gods I say! Now how would get rid of a hang-over really quick I just got called into work early...
My immune system is so pervasively strong that I have <i>allergies</i>.

[Liss]

drunk. champagne and spiked hot cocoa. interesting mixture. i built a gingerbread house.

[Optimus Funk]

Pictures!!!! of the gingerbread house I mean. Also champagne? do you think you alabamianaianaiinains are better then us PAers? I am drunk off of lancastr brewed beers, tequilla, then tequllia again, and whiskey. Great night with old alumni! I also killed about 15 bull moose to jer's 7 making me the king of animal slaying tonigt =)

[Liss]

Fucking right. Don't forget I am a Californian as well.

[GT2000]

Damn right, next you should make gingerbread skyscrapers, and a gingerbread Godzilla to destroy them all. Or a gingerbread King Kong with a gingerbread woman in his hand..you get the idea.

[Stormy]

Hahahahaha: http://img.azcentral.com/community/peoria/articles/1222gl-peoginger22Z2.html

[Liss]

I am drunk once more and I cannot emphasize enough the entertainment value this subject has provided.

[squirrels2nuts]

26 oz of Wiser's whisky
24 hours
coincidence?
probably not.
but that's how fast they seem to be going.

[Liss]

I have the worst hangover I have had in YEARS. 1. a stomach that had been empty for 10 hours. 2. Fantastically overly-generous bartenders. 3. Mass consumption of miller lite, blue moon, and many many absolut based drinks. And 4. cameras. = All-night puking, with video documentation and the worst headache/nausea/dizziness/fatigue combination ever.

I also fell down at the bar, took tons of embarrassing pictures, and slurred at strangers.

[Optimus Funk]

Your like the younger sister I wish I had...

[squirrels2nuts]

oh fuck my friend puked all over my back seat and the side of my car! goddamnit! fuck! shit! ohhhh god it smells like sausage in my car! FUCK!

[Liss]

drunk. no. buzzed. and mainly, pissed off that i am home. since when do 8 friends go to the flora-bama bar, with a sweet ass live band and flowing pitchers, leave to switch bars, and very suddenly punk the fuck out and go home? I am apparently the only person with any energy on this island, i only have 3 more days here, and i suddenly just realized that my solution for this (bitching on ttt) sucks. fuck this shit, im going back out on my own.

[squirrels2nuts]

drunk. no. buzzed. and mainly, pissed off that i am home. since when do 8 friends go to the flora-bama bar, with a sweet ass live band and flowing pitchers, leave to switch bars, and very suddenly punk the fuck out and go home? I am apparently the only person with any energy on this island, i only have 3 more days here, and i suddenly just realized that my solution for this (bitching on ttt) sucks. fuck this shit, im going back out on my own.

why dont you blog about it? geez

[Optimus Funk]

drunk. no. buzzed. and mainly, pissed off that i am home. since when do 8 friends go to the flora-bama bar, with a sweet ass live band and flowing pitchers, leave to switch bars, and very suddenly punk the fuck out and go home? I am apparently the only person with any energy on this island, i only have 3 more days here, and i suddenly just realized that my solution for this (bitching on ttt) sucks. fuck this shit, im going back out on my own.

Wow....You need to not get so angry. Now to find out what the hell I punched that broke, and then caused my and to bleed so god damn much! I sutured myself too! Eat that doctor Small!, and again, dont drink any get angry I dont even do that, and I drink ALOT, alot, ALOT, aloT

[Stormy]

drunk. no. buzzed. and mainly, pissed off that i am home. since when do 8 friends go to the flora-bama bar, with a sweet ass live band and flowing pitchers, leave to switch bars, and very suddenly punk the fuck out and go home? I am apparently the only person with any energy on this island, i only have 3 more days here, and i suddenly just realized that my solution for this (bitching on ttt) sucks. fuck this shit, im going back out on my own.

Shhh, don't listen to them. I can understand your frustration.

[Optimus Funk]

Stomry shouldnt you be focusing on things more important like Last of the some northeastern indian tribe. Also, I feel bad I have been drunk these [ast 4 nights before news years, I didnt want to tonight bue I was dragged along on anopther missadventure. Alos last night I was told by some woman on the street that and I quote " You walk, Like I feel" what does that mean?!!!!!!????!?!?!**&%^

[Optimus Funk]

Dammit I didn't return my movie on time again!, Though it was a freaky ass movie, and disturbing and alot, everyone should see Pan's Labrynith, awesomenessity abounds. American Haunting is the movie I rented and have yet to return, which sucks cause I did only watch it once....

[Marshall]

Wow....You need to not get so angry. Now to find out what the hell I punched that broke, and then caused my and to bleed so god damn much! I sutured myself too! Eat that doctor Small!, and again, dont drink any get angry I dont even do that, and I drink ALOT, alot, ALOT, aloT

It was a fire alarm in a parking deck. It was red... so it made you angry. I was on the phone with someone while you did it and I could hear you in the background.

[Optimus Funk]

Well it was red...

[Stormy]

Dammit I didn't return my movie on time again!, Though it was a freaky ass movie, and disturbing and alot, everyone should see Pan's Labrynith, awesomenessity abounds. American Haunting is the movie I rented and have yet to return, which sucks cause I did only watch it once....
Surprisingly, this movie is on my "to see" list. :p

Slant magazine wrote a nice review of it: http://www.slantmagazine.com/film/film_review.asp?ID=2497

[raublekick]

i think i turned into optimus for a while last night, what with the public urination and vomiting.

[Optimus Funk]

champagne?

[squirrels2nuts]

champagne?

http://photos-362.ak.facebook.com/ip002/v57/21/67/58010010/n58010010_33146362_5577.jpg

[Stormy]

Despite my immune system, I have... succumbed. Welcome to me, oh authentic plumb schnapps.

[squirrels2nuts]

Despite my immune system, I have... succumbed. Welcome to me, oh authentic plumb schnapps.

plumbing schnapps?

[Stormy]

Plum. :(

[johnny]

jesus h christ. so before i left fpr a night of partying down earlier this evening, i put my blue box full of recl;ycleables out (i have night-time pick up of garbage/recycling on my street) and when i got home.. by recycle box has been punked!!! MOTHERINGFUCK! last winter i had somet roubles where one of my neighbourhs across the street kept taking my recycle box on recycle night (friday night) so i would have to steal it back under the cover of darkness on the following friday night

but now i have had enough. when i moved to my apartment, i went to the hardware store up the street and bought a blue box for myself.. it's not expensive.. $15 or something.. but still! i bought it for myself to put my recyucling out in so the recycleing guys can pick it up and recycle it. and for what? so my; fshithead neighbours can rip it off late on a friday night after it has been empited? i'm done with recycling. i care about the environment, but if other assholes are going to steal my blue box and totally fuck up my efforts to recycle things, then fuck it

next friday i'm going to stake out the my street and go on a huhnt for my blue box.. and when i find it, the thief is going to have some pretty big problems on their hands



FUCKF

[Mr Biglesworth]

was my friend's birthday and he brought us to the strip club. i honestly feel really conflicted about going, and the whole experience. It's very very very full of social justice/discourse/feminist thoughts, and an exhibit of sexuality, power, manhood, and money. sometimes i feel ashamed that i'm participating in this display of women degrading themselves this way, participating in a very old chauvanistic tradition based on a (I think it's called phallocentrism) social fact of male economic power. but then i realize this is a form of puritanism, by seeing it as women degrading themselves, being turned into objects for the male gaze, being hit on and having their ass slapped, whoring out their breasts for $10. Rather, these are women that are very shrewdly playing a system slanted against them, always maintaining control on stage and among the crowd. But the brute reality of it is also somewhat shocking. Justin's sister paid for him to have a table dance when we got there, so this girl came over and sits at our table... she's young, our age, fairly cute... someone that if you knew personally you'd say 'oh don't you love her, she's so cute'. but the conversation you have with her falls along certain lines... she maintains the role of the sex object... it was risky for a moment, it almost seemed like we were chatting with a normal girl, which would have made the reality of it too uncomfortably real. She stood up and took her clothes off, and started dancing around. The script of the experience covers the strange fact of the situation - we don't know her, she doesn't know us, but she approaches a bunch of strangers (which can be a very awkward experience) and makes a few rounds of interactions, then takes her clothes off right in front of us and starts moving around (also a potentially awkward experience)... bending over, shaking her ass in our faces as we sit stoically with our beers staring at her. And as I sat there next to justin, with her ass in my face, the reality of it was too much... this was a girl, probably a student, getting naked in front of me. For all intents and purposes i was cheating on my girlfriend, in a sense. and yet this is something which is (fairly) easy for me to do... to walk in here and have this experience.
just some drunken thoughts.

[johnny]

i was going to complain about the length of yer post, but then i noticed the one i made above it.. :o

the last time i was in montreal we stayed an extra night after we played a gig, and we all ended up going to this huge strip club called supersex.. i agree with you on the weirdness of the whole experience. generally speaking, the people who hang out in strip clubs strike me as kinda scuzzy.. i don't want to be around them.

[raublekick]

2/3 of the forums i frequent now have active talk of strip clubs and paying for sex...


time to post on ubuntuforums...

[Liss]

I tend to really enjoy strip clubs. I've made "friends" with strippers before, and I like giving uber big tips because it really is tedious work, like yall said. Plus, strip joints tend to have discounts for the ladies! Then again, I tend to go to very small clubs with less business; conversations flow easily and the DJs talk directly to me over the loudspeaker. I get drinks bought for me and win pool games by accident, so I think my situation is different from yalls. I'll have to go to a nice big one in Vegas or LA and see how it goes....update to come later.

[squirrels2nuts]

im a fuckin bum so when i go to the strippers, it's with friends, and i have to be paid for the minute i get in the door for the cover. needless to say, i probly only get a beer and not much else. hold onto it for a looong time. maybe a table dance at the table we're sitting at. my sugar momma doesnt fuckin care. she has a better time than i do cause she has money though and only gives me some change to go on stage. i can't explain the awkwardness of telling a beautiful women you don't have enough/any money to look at them naked. theyre usually good about it. either theyre like "aw thats alright" or "how much do you have?" uhh not enough... i tipped the shooter girl the quarter i had one time. the black midget in the washroom even washed my hands when i told him i didnt have any money. but then there was the time some stripper thought i was gonna buy pot off her and when i didnt and just left after the bank machine was broke, some douche came up to me and asked if i owed a girl some money and then punched me in the face and other guys stomped my friend in the street. fuck Solid Golds, Neil. fuck it.

[Mr Biglesworth]

amen brotha, fuck that shit

[Marshall]

I went to a strip club on thursday night for a bachelor party and I was drunk as shit. I enjoyed it though becuase my buddy brent and I sat in the very back and watched from afar.


I felt kind of awkward. I love naked girls and I love booze, but in different atmospheres.

[Optimus Funk]

I don't go to strip clubs. Enough said.

[Optimus Funk]

Also I am drunk off os some god damn beer called insanity, it sucked so bad and have me a massive headache so maybe it is what it is. Also this girl totally was trying to show me Little Miss Sunshine but it was a burnt DVD, and the DVD player and I would have none of it! I really want to see it now, but I have about $20 dollars in late fees at my video rental hot spot so I may just buy it....update to come later.

[Mr Biglesworth]

it's a good flick yo

[Stormy]

It is a great movie!

I don't go to strip clubs. Enough said.
I've never been.

[heX]

I've never been.


sure ;)

[Stormy]

sure ;)
I don't have to pay for medical school until I get in. ;)

[squirrels2nuts]

I don't have to pay for medical school until I get in. ;)

work it while you got it! save up that nest egg!

[Stormy]

I ain't got nothin'.

[Optimus Funk]

Ok, I have five really important things to say!

1. Stormy will you marry me?

2. Liss will you marry me?

3. Andrew(raublekick) will you marry* me?

4. I need a really good tax write off like I am/was getting married, and soon. I make more then a single person should so I have to pay alot of taxes in a few months :(. So marry me, I can be good when not drunk(I am drunk now but not wif we marry).

5. I think my gift for secret santa rocked!

6.(bonus!) I conviced 5 random people at the bar to drink what I was drinking for $6.50(and they liked it too!), and I had beeferoni last night, it kicked ass!

[Optimus Funk]

*Only in New Hampshire, and whatever else place lets that shit go down

It's also cool if you all or (yall ;) thats for you liss) say no, but know this I do put out! I promise you that!

[Stormy]

I've fallen into a pattern we all know: the cycle of ordering the same few drinks at the bar. Give me a bourbon ginger, a jack and coke, a gin and tonic. I know I can switch it up with other drinks, but I want to try something <i>new</i> the next time I'm out.

Any recommendations?

[johnny]

beer? i'm not crazy about mixed drinks, except for rum and coke. white rum..

what about... gin and ginger? vodka and tonic? a ceasar?

[Stormy]

Beer is always a choice, but it comes after the liquor.

I'll try a gin and ginger, though I think I'll prefer the bourbon out of habit. What's a caesar?

[raublekick]

Vulcan Mind Meld!!!

[Optimus Funk]

Klingon Blood Wine!, I will tear your vulcan ears off, and kick your ass back to Romulus!

[Optimus Funk]

I wanted to delete my overtly nerded out statement, but I didnt, I am in some respects quick nerdy but not in terms of drinking. I need to post about stomry's problem, it happened to me aswell. I fell into the rut of drinking, well not really I think I have a new favorite drink almost everytime I go out to the bar, but still. You need to at the end of your night, ask the bartender, or bartenderissa about the drink book, they will have one, and they will love to give it to you.(liss back me up you have to admit you like making something new, and or different for a customer, right?). Ask the bartender, or bartenderissa what his/her favorite drink is, or their favorite letter, month of the year, season whatever and use the first letter of whatever they say, and turn to a random page, or you could just turn to a random page though that cuts out their participation quite a bit and may piss them off. get whatever drink you think would be different on the page, I mean tonight I had a werewolf, it fucking rocked ass!, I have had so many weird ass drinks using this method, it works.......DO IT!

[Optimus Funk]

If you sweet talk them you can also get this last drink on the house, ask them if they want to take it with you or whatnot, it works!, Also tip well all the time, I do this and you will be rewarded in service time, and free drinks now and again!

[Optimus Funk]

I drank alot more new drinks like 1. A Warsaw, and a 2. Fogbreaker? sor something, the warsaw was great, not so much on the foggy shit. I also came ome and woke up watching some show this a song that had the lyrics, "Time to bust out the booty.....PROCREATE!", over and over again I stand by thos lyrics, so woman, bust out the booty!

[johnny]

What's a caesar?!?!

vodka + clamato + some seasoning + celery + lime (though i like lemon better)

from some website:
Ingredients:
Salt
dash of Tabasco
1 oz Vodka
Celery Salt
Pepper
Clamato juice
dash of Worcestershire sauce

Directions:
Rim tall glass with celery salt, fill with ice and ingredients. Garnish with a celery stick, straw, and lime.

1oz of vodka seems kinda weak though.. that just gives you an idea.

[raublekick]

I think ol' Optimus and I just might have made a little pact to drive off the grand canyon in a sports car when we are 80.

[Optimus Funk]

Italian Sports Car, lets not get skimpy here andrew...

[Stormy]

that is an important goal.


I was drinking wine, and now I'm post-drunk tipsy and very sleepy

[Liss]

drunk following drinking games, an argument with my roommate, and a close call with reality.

[raublekick]

that is an important goal.


I was drinking wine, and now I'm post-drunk tipsy and very sleepy

i love wine drowsiness.

i have a bottle of bully hill that has been sitting here since around new years. it needs to disapear soon.

[Liss]

drunk following drinking games, an argument with my roommate, and a close call with reality.

Hey, I didn't remember even getting on my computer last night until I saw this. Thats no good.

[Liss]

PS

that is an important goal.

I agree.

[Stormy]

drunk following drinking games, an argument with my roommate, and a close call with reality.
What happened? I hope the argument didn't cause any major problems. :(

Hey, I didn't remember even getting on my computer last night until I saw this. Thats no good.
It's such a weird feeling, isn't it? I remember waking up one morning, finding an illegible conversation (on my part) with a friend in mIRC.


i love wine drowsiness.

i have a bottle of bully hill that has been sitting here since around new years. it needs to disapear soon.
Naw, keep it around awhile. I feel bad that I got into one of my bigger bottles of Santa Carolina. There's something accomplished about a full wine rack.

[raublekick]

Naw, keep it around awhile. I feel bad that I got into one of my bigger bottles of Santa Carolina. There's something accomplished about a full wine rack.

yeah but i don't so much have a wine rack as i do a little floorspace in my bedroom. it does, however, look good sitting in a configuration with my guitar and amp. i think it would be a bit more avant-garde if it was empty and had a flower in it.

crap i still have a 1.5 liter bottle hiding somewhere as well.

[Optimus Funk]

dude
guys\
cmon BLOOD WINE
LETS GO IS AMAZING

[raublekick]

what are you tyalking about? what am i talking abouit?

uh, apologues to anyone whi may have gotten a phone call

[Optimus Funk]

cock suck, you are bag of douche focus on that you licker!

[Optimus Funk]

I am Dr. Casual! I got the big A,......AIDs, but you know its all cool....

[Optimus Funk]

I tried to drunk call all you people last night, I dialed one number thinking it was someone from here, but it was some company in lancaster and I left a drunken message for them. Then I passed out on a couch. All in all I would call it a success.

[Stormy]

I'm milking my leftover wine for what it's worth, because I don't have class until 2 tomorrow, and while I'm supposed to work in the lab, I have no participants signed up. :D

[Optimus Funk]

I'll participate and win!, Also Red, white, or blush? Year, and make?

[Optimus Funk]

I dont knwo about this, but I think we should have a drunken phone call thread, I couldnt find out how to make it couasye I drank tomouch tonight. I has some greek liqour, some scotch, ALOT of whiskjety and I bruprer. Just do it dont fucking talk shit!

[Optimus Funk]

Wow almost a month! I shouldnt of drank I did. I was forced, fuck hollywoood italians and man Justine is hot, also Jake my boy bartneder from Marion Court no longer workser there! He is a brickyard employee! fuck I am sad :( Tears aplenty!

[raublekick]

dude... that blows! jake is the man, but i'm not going to the brickyard ever.

[Stormy]

My atheist and agnostic club had a kick ass party last night.

I was not drunk, because I've got lab... now, but it's a shame we don't have turn out like that at our meetings.

[Optimus Funk]

atheist and agnostic club party....sounds empty, and purposeless :P jk

[Stormy]

There was quite the debaucherous showing!

[Liss]

ooh, ooh, me me me me...me drunk! on...chardonnay! did i spell that right?

[Stormy]

Sorry my phone was off, guys. Uhh... nice message.

-Amalia

[thecreeper]

ah Amalia...

hohman was not pleased you did not answer your phone.

[Liss]

And...I'm sorry I accidentally hung up on you and then did not call back. I was in a Midlake concert in LA. It was loud anyway.

[Optimus Funk]

I like using excuses too, Amoliea ;) , and Liss, It makes it so much easier to blow people off! Yeah thats right I said it!

[Optimus Funk]

<-----DRUNK, I think I am skipping my class tomorrow, I have to work too, then wotk again, and OUZU rulez! GUTTENBURG, JOHAN forever!

[Stormy]

SPRING BREAK

and I've had like, two margaritas.

I'm a terrible college student.

[johnny]

what you should do is live every week as if it were [was? help, grammar nazi(s)!] spring break.

[Stormy]

Instead, I will do a week's worth of drinking tonight, while I clean my room.

[johnny]

as long as you do it at some point...

[Stormy]

Unfortunately, a week's worth of alcohol for me isn't so much. I've gotten old and more boring.

[johnny]

old!? that's crazy talk

it's probably just too much schoolwork.

[Optimus Funk]

Johnny, dont defend them, those non-drinkers(people who have a reasonable amount of liqour are included in that group)! You need to mock them at every chance you get! Like lets say...Now!

[raublekick]

Johnny, dont defend them, those non-drinkers(people who have a reasonable amount of liqour are included in that group)! You need to mock them at every chance you get! Like lets say...Now!

you know, i would drink a hell of a lot more if i didn't drive to the bar every weekend.

[johnny]

well what are you doing driving!?

[johnny]

just got home.. last night was a doozy. i think i'm gonna go watch the last period of the leaf game over a meal + beer, and then come back home again and crash.

[GT2000]

Funny, that never stopped me, I mean.. umm, nvm.

[Torre82]

Mmm. 3 Rolling rocks and at least 9 shots of whiskey on my plate. About 2/3rds of those are down the gullet already. The mifey is listening to something off the BBC and I'm thinking about starting up a new save in various old games I have... choices include:

LotR:Online
Vampire the Masquerade: Bloodlines
Half Life 2
Downloading FEAR and trying it out for the first time.
Downloading Ghost Recon Advanced Warfare 1 and finally playing it through without VMEM hiccups.

Bootytits. Yeah.

[Liss]

I. Love. Rolling. Rock.

And most other beers too.

[Torre82]

I. Love. Rolling. Rock.

And most other beers too.

I've got 3 12 ounce bottles in the fridge.
1 full cheap canadian whiskey 1.75 bottle.
An assload of red table wine.

There is no need to say.. but I'm currently typing this in a blurry state of mind. My eyes are dry, my throat is parched. I'd wank but the whole.. endorphin releashing bit sorta cuts my drunken state by way too much. This is my nightly sleep regimen. A couple diphenhydramine, a lil seratonin.. plenty of booze and maybe a sleeping bag.

Was I getting to a point? I dont remember. But heh.. liss yer pretty hot. GUA HA HEE! :runs away:

[raublekick]

I. Love. Rolling. Rock.

And most other beers too.

Rolling Rock is one of the best summer beers. Mmmm.... I wish it were summer... sitting around a fire with Rolling Rock...

[Liss]

fuck, it's summer here. We hit 97 fucking degrees yesterday. fucking califuckingfornia.

[Stormy]

Who called me at 1:30 this morning? I've got a 717 area code number in my received list, and a check signifying that I answered it. I don't remember this at all.

[thecreeper]

that would be the drunken Lancaster trio.

and that was my phone number.

[raublekick]

haha i believe that was me, i remember you saying "Hello? Who is this!?" and then i was sad because you hung up :(

[Torre82]

Who called me at 1:30 this morning? I've got a 717 area code number in my received list, and a check signifying that I answered it. I don't remember this at all.


Somebody, somewhere.. has a tape of you confessing your drunken lust for.. Hex? Only a couple bajillion people in an area code! :P

[Stormy]

haha i believe that was me, i remember you saying "Hello? Who is this!?" and then i was sad because you hung up :(
I probably lost reception. But I was pretty drunk and I have no recollection of this happening. Did it sound like I was at a party, or was there little background noise?

[Torre82]

:groan: Ugh, put on the last half hour of fear and loathing while I was drunk. Perfect movie to trip or drik to.

I ask myself, do I really want to backspace and erase any erros or do I want to emphasize that they slip my mt consciousness first/

Ah well. The booze is good and the mvoie bs better.

soo... how you niggaz be?

gua hahaheeeheheee

[raublekick]

I probably lost reception. But I was pretty drunk and I have no recollection of this happening. Did it sound like I was at a party, or was there little background noise?


i was at a busy bar with people yelling around me, so any background noise on your end probably got overshadowed.

[Stormy]

my boyfriend has an amazing liquor collection

oh alcohol

[Stormy]

I don't know where else to post

hiiiiiiii

[Stormy]

I am not horny for hex






hex can go to hell






a hell without naked women or sex or titties or cute brown eyes or hair or hands or female bodies or acid or anything but bad science



may he burn forever in some bunsen burner's hatred


smiley
smiley
smiley
smiley
smiley

[Liss]

That there is some smart writing.

[Liss]

ps. hex cannot see my boobs.

[Stormy]

it made sense last night

frownie

[heX]

girls girls. its ok, liss you can be horny for me and stormy you can show me your boobs.

ps. nice user title bunny

[Stormy]

that son of a bitch

i'm gonna punch him where his hair don't grow

[Liss]

I am not horny for hex

hex can go to hell

a hell without naked women or sex or titties or cute brown eyes or hair or hands or female bodies or acid or anything but bad science

may he burn forever in some bunsen burner's hatred


I was not being sarcastic. I wish I wrote so artistically while intoxicated.

In other news, I will help with the punching.

[thecreeper]

boy, you girls just seem to LOVE hex.

[raublekick]

creeper i am sorry if i called oyu and wok uop i forgot about time chancge and time in gerneral. but hot ladies were dancing to the one you server and i thought you should know.

[Stormy]

I checked my voicemail! And I kind of understood what you said, raub!

[Stormy]

From your birthday.

[Liss]

did it say, "creeper and optimus got me drunk and...oh no! here they come again! ::fake sob:: ::fake sob:: click" ?

[Optimus Funk]

We are the devils behind every cork, the demons lurking from every shotglass, the incubus waiting to steal your sobriety! We are THE DRUNKMAKERS!

[Liss]

I couldnt write and my fucked up knee hurt like a bitch so i took vicodin and drank a bunch of beer and i still cant write but i am much happier about it weeeeeeeeee

[Lurker II]

weridd you people call each other and get drunk together.

i'm not drunk YET but i'm on my way.

[Optimus Funk]

It isnt weird that we may or may not call eac other when we are drunk, Havent you ever heard of a drunk phone call, cockles? Also NO ONE POSTED HERE SINCE $/16/07!!! I was drunk atleast 30+ times since them! then twats! man up or man out!

[Liss]

drunk. i hate life.

[Stormy]

I hate money. :(

[Liss]

having it, not having it, people who have it, people who don't have it, or money in general?

[testtubebaby]

so, here's a random question that will probably get me in trouble...

if we all hung out in real life, on a regular basis, whose breasts and/or balls would we have seen out of the group. for some reason, there are always those people who have a tendency to flash random shit in times of drunkeness.

i'll let people nominate themselves, since that's fair enough.

as for me, i most def would not have been showing anything... though i used to have a tendency to take of my shirt and walk around topless when i got proper drunk, 1, it's not thrilling for anyone, and 2, it hasn;t happened in some time.

[raublekick]

usually i am a bit reserved in that regard. although on new years eve i think someone slipped something into one of my many drinks cus i was asking if people wanted to see my balls, while attempting to whip them out with my pants on proper.

[Optimus Funk]

I did, and it was spanish fly... ;)

[Marshall]

I dont think theres one person that I hang out with on a regular basis that hasnt seen my junk. Sober or not.

[Jesse]

Oh my god. So drunk right now.

Definitely the drunkest I've ever been.

Started drinking around 3PM on a Wednesday afternoon. Here it is, 7:16, and I feel like total shit. I think this might be the first time I've ever thrown up from alcohol.

[Lurker II]

i'm coming down hard but heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy okay

[Jesse]

Wow, what a day that was.

Didn't throw up though.

*fist pump*

[Liss]

drunkest you've ever been and you were able to post? my drunkest had me passed out on the bathroom floor. Or throwing up in someone else's bed. Or blacked out and taking shots of patron at every turnover of the superbowl. Or worse...but maybe im just a fucking drunk.

but i never flash. no one would see my boobs.

[heX]

but i never flash. no one would see my boobs.
well, unless youre being raped.
blacked out; Or worse

[thecreeper]

jesse...if you could post coherently, you weren't that drunk. me and optimus are gonna set you straight.

[raublekick]

liss has failed her role as a women of TTT. ban her. stormy, you had better watch it.

[Plain Old Jane]

hey guys, its my seasonal visit, i came by to post this. now i gottsta jet, i have internets to save!

[Jesse]

jesse...if you could post coherently, you weren't that drunk. me and optimus are gonna set you straight.

I had a lot of trouble typing that, but I corrected all my mistakes.

[Liss]

well, unless youre being raped.
thats much different from flashing. flashing is intentional boobage.

[heX]

thats much different from flashing. flashing is intentional boobage.

you said "no one would see my boobs", and im saying your rapist would.

[Optimus Funk]

You don't have to be completely naked to get raped, also stop talking about getting raped that should be a No-Fly zone.

[heX]

You don't have to be completely naked to get raped, also stop talking about getting raped that should be a No-Fly zone.
if being raped is truely a no-fly zone, i have lost incentive to go to testfest. im just doing that thing i do, whats it called again.... oh yeah, keeping it real.

[sharkz]

jeppy gets points for pulling out that photo

[Liss]

vodka sake beer beer beer.

wasted.

fucking bitch that dated my boyfriend before me is dating my ex boyfriend that.... um she is a mean person and i want to kick her in the knee. i hope she gets crabs eventually.

[Optimus Funk]

Sounds like someone is jealous of alittle crab infestation\ i typed this on my PSP so drunk devil confections

[thecreeper]

how were you still drunk at 9am?

[raublekick]

i couldn't really tell if i was drunk or not really drunk last night. but when my alarm went off this morning by accident, i felt more drunk than i did last night.

[Stormy]

I am dead sober :(


and fucking hungry as hell

[squirrels2nuts]

I am dead sober :(


and fucking hungry as hell

drink er gtfo!

[Stormy]

I am eating a sandwich from Bodo's before I go biking! Hooray! That's close enough to drunk for now.

[Metallistar]

05-01-2005, 04:16 AM

[squirrels2nuts]

05-01-2005, 04:16 AM

WHAT

[heX]

WHAT
when the thread was started..

[Stormy]

Wooooo... strawberries in sake and... shitty made-for-TV action flics.

[thecreeper]

i need to post in this thread soon. i've been very anti-drunk posts lately.

[raublekick]

I AM NOT DRUNK YET I AM POSTING IN THIS THREAD. HAS THE MAGIC BARRIER BEEN DEFEATED?

eh,.

[squirrels2nuts]

ahha yeah im drunk
but since im the least drunk o fmy friends, and i hardly had anything to drink i drove this girl's minivan home from downtown,, about 15km. i fuckin hate bars i only went cause idint have any beer. ended up at a dance club and being bored as fuck when all my friends were dancing. fuck i hate dancing. bout to pass out im fuckin beat. surprised my typig isant so bad

[thecreeper]

i need to post in this thread soon. i've been very anti-drunk posts lately.
yet another instance this weekend where i was drunk and not near a computer. can't seem to put two and two together.