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Liss · 02-22-2006, 01:10 AM

First time I've ever posted drunk. I'm miserably drinking alone..almost done with a full bottle of two buck chuck shiraz (bless trader joes) and am also on pain killers for the wrist. And I wrote a paper on ....um... something about the USSRs perception of democracy in the cold wa.r

we just had our second suicide on campus in five weeks.

And like I told zaaaach earlier, the motto of the night is that boys suck, with exception of ttt, my dog...my brothers, and my wrist dctor ( idont know if my doctor was on there earlier, but I added him regardless. I wanto to marry him and besides, Its still not a lot of exceptions to the entirety of the male sex.) I had aspirations of turning gay, but i dont like girls at all. Its unfortunate. boo on boys nonthe;ess.

I am sad in mre ways than one.

Liss · 03-03-2006, 05:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Liss

First time I've ever posted drunk. I'm miserably drinking alone..almost done with a full bottle of two buck chuck shiraz (bless trader joes) and am also on pain killers for the wrist. And I wrote a paper on ....um... something about the USSRs perception of democracy in the cold wa.r

I am getting drunk by myself to write every single paper in my future. A plus, bishes ("A++, excellent job, Melissa!!")...plus her red pen had sex with it my words ("Yes! Yes! Yes! Fantastic! Great! Yes! Yes!"). Who would have known I was so brilliant when it came to Andrei Zhdanov?

Apparently two buck chuck shiraz brings out my potential to impress.

The next paper is on methods of decolonization and national liberation...I think that sounds like a chardonnay topic.

johnny · 03-03-2006, 10:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Liss

Who would have known I was so brilliant when it came to Andrei Zhdanov?

we have suspected as much for quite some time now

02-22-2006, 01:10 AM	#1
Liss hex can see my boobs Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 749	First time I've ever posted drunk. I'm miserably drinking alone..almost done with a full bottle of two buck chuck shiraz (bless trader joes) and am also on pain killers for the wrist. And I wrote a paper on ....um... something about the USSRs perception of democracy in the cold wa.r we just had our second suicide on campus in five weeks. And like I told zaaaach earlier, the motto of the night is that boys suck, with exception of ttt, my dog...my brothers, and my wrist dctor ( idont know if my doctor was on there earlier, but I added him regardless. I wanto to marry him and besides, Its still not a lot of exceptions to the entirety of the male sex.) I had aspirations of turning gay, but i dont like girls at all. Its unfortunate. boo on boys nonthe;ess. I am sad in mre ways than one.