if y0ur not drunk dont reply - Page 5

raublekick · 08-27-2005, 10:03 AM

i don't think i was drunk at any point last night, but that sparks had my mind in an insane state...

testtubebaby · 08-31-2005, 09:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Optimus Funk

Oh and I may post about the dream I had of TTT maybe. Johnny, and GT2000 were in it, I dont know you that well but already you mad it into a dream awesome huh?

have you even seen a picture of johnny yet?! for all you know, he looks like this:

Marshall · 08-31-2005, 11:51 AM

BORAT!

johnny · 08-31-2005, 01:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Optimus Funk

Oh and I may post about the dream I had of TTT maybe. Johnny, and GT2000 were in it, I dont know you that well but already you mad it into a dream awesome huh?

strange. looks like gt and i made the cut, but the rest of you ttters suck!

and colin did you hack my computer and steal that picture of me?!?

Metallistar · 09-03-2005, 11:54 PM

<<<---- Wedding recption... yeah im d......r......u....n.....k....e....d

Optimus Funk · 09-06-2005, 08:27 AM

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Originally Posted by testtubebaby

have you even seen a picture of johnny yet?! for all you know, he looks like this:

Hey that is the guy I picked up on the interstate because I needed a new bar buddy, after my old ones died during my week long heathenistic drinking phase(2 weeks ago). He ended up boring me by passing out after the fourteenth yeager bomb, So I took his gloves, kicked him to the streets after a solid wedgie was dealt, and called us even. Now tell me that wasnt you johnny, and if so I have your gloves but I pissed all over your russian cardboard sign, sorry....

Stormy · 09-08-2005, 11:28 PM

It's so lame to post on message boards while drunk.

But hell, why not!

raublekick · 09-11-2005, 12:38 AM

me and o[ptimus funk had a fun night at the bar tonight. ok, well, for him t was probably pretty tame, but i got more drunk than i've been in the past 3 months. hellllls yes.

GT2000 · 09-11-2005, 02:16 AM

I had 2 beers and a shot of jaeger, I'm pretty sober, but, will post in this thread anyways, suck my balls.

Optimus Funk · 09-12-2005, 11:52 PM

Tonights tally equlas...

3 pitchers of Coors light(i hate the shit too but it was 5$, and I got a free can opener and a tshirt from some mad fine hooties or hoties)
2 double shots of So Co
a shot of capt. morgans (standard in my lne of work)
and a plate of cheese sticks

Eagles lost to te falcons, All forms of foul suck ass!
Bwaatahtata

testtubebaby · 09-13-2005, 08:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Optimus Funk

a shot of capt. morgans (standard in my lne of work)

what's that? professional bad alcohol drinker?

Mr Biglesworth · 09-13-2005, 09:25 AM

fuck dude, i'd be pretty toasted after those cheese sticks...

johnny · 09-13-2005, 09:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by testtubebaby

what's that? professional bad alcohol drinker?

!?!?!

captain morgan's (white rum) is very good for you

thecreeper · 09-13-2005, 01:03 PM

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Originally Posted by johnny

!?!?!

captain morgan's (white rum) is very good for you

considering some of the awful shit he has downed in the name of getting drunk, captain morgan's is downright sophisticated for him.

raublekick · 09-13-2005, 01:28 PM

ROCK RYE 4 LYFE

Optimus Funk · 09-13-2005, 06:26 PM

Give me some 5 year old Rock Rye w/chunks and a box of wine to do some wine bag stands with my bros and I would be in alittle place called Heaven, perhaps you've heard of it?

Mmm, Mmm Good!

Mr Biglesworth · 09-13-2005, 07:06 PM

man that is just.. that is just something else.

Optimus Funk · 09-18-2005, 01:10 AM

Please tell me it hasn't been since the 13th that someone one this board has been drunk!, I am dissapointted at you!, rauble you fucking spilling beer on my ponytail, on my ringer-t, possible my 70ish jacket, and my cargo shorts, you owe me majorly not only was it beer but it wasnt a sweet smelling nectar, it was miller lite!, "Watch out, Hohman!" I watched out I dodged my head to a side I thought would be safe, but no you were holding a pint of beer there! It spilled all over me so I had to rub myself with a lime to cover up the horrid stench for andrew's(rauble's) mishap!. I really was horny tonight too, I mean full moon, bright sky, graveyards, all things that turn me on, I am going to sleep and hope to dream of something good I could have had a chicka hadn't it been for rauble spilling a beer all over, and maybe me being piss ass drunk!, I dont know what else to say but Jesus tittie fucking chirst and a group of pirates ready to toss me over board to the sharks of the ol' carrib!, yeah I am drunk deal with that bitches!!!!!!!!!!!!! Creeper called me while I was drunk too, but I was too drunk to have a dreal convo cause he was drunk, drunkeness rules the TT should all get drunk together it would be great I will host the drunkeness, and I also want to know who is 21 and who is not, tell me now!, goodnight I have to work tomorrow and I have so much homework it isnt even funny, see I am not laughing good night TTT

Optimus Funk · 09-18-2005, 01:14 AM

thought I didnt urinate in public tonight I did steal from quip's pub but I cant find the god damn item anywhere iit smeels so bad so I thought my dog could sniff it out but so farnothing, damn anyone who was out with us last night plaese tell me where I put it shhhhhhh?!

Artmead · 09-18-2005, 07:14 AM

Right after I reminded you to grab the towel out of my car, you tossed it onto your driveway in a fit of raging ecstasy. I think you walked inside afterwards, so check your driveway...

08-27-2005, 10:03 AM	#81
raublekick Moderator Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Lancastuh, PA Posts: 1,678	i don't think i was drunk at any point last night, but that sparks had my mind in an insane state... __________________ http://www.good-evil.net slap that bitch, sell her coke

09-03-2005, 11:54 PM	#85
Metallistar Moderator Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Wakeman, OH Posts: 320	<<<---- Wedding recption... yeah im d......r......u....n.....k....e....d __________________ 1997 GTP & 1998 GTX http://www.metallistar.com

09-11-2005, 12:38 AM	#88
raublekick Moderator Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Lancastuh, PA Posts: 1,678	me and o[ptimus funk had a fun night at the bar tonight. ok, well, for him t was probably pretty tame, but i got more drunk than i've been in the past 3 months. hellllls yes. __________________ http://www.good-evil.net slap that bitch, sell her coke

09-11-2005, 02:16 AM	#89
GT2000 Playing God @ Your Xpense Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Va Beach, Va Posts: 2,040	I had 2 beers and a shot of jaeger, I'm pretty sober, but, will post in this thread anyways, suck my balls. __________________ Hop in, strap down, and hold on tight.

09-12-2005, 11:52 PM	#90
Optimus Funk Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Lancaster, PA Posts: 551	Tonights tally equlas... 3 pitchers of Coors light(i hate the shit too but it was 5$, and I got a free can opener and a tshirt from some mad fine hooties or hoties) 2 double shots of So Co a shot of capt. morgans (standard in my lne of work) and a plate of cheese sticks Eagles lost to te falcons, All forms of foul suck ass! Bwaatahtata __________________ "You ain't lived till you got head from a vampire!" Darius McCrary(better know as Eddie Winslow from family matters)to Jon Bon Jovi in Vampires: Los Muertos "MY LOVE FOR YOU IS LIKE A TRUCK, BERSERKER!, WOULD YOU LIKE SOME MAKING FUCK?, BERSERKER!"

08-31-2005, 11:51 AM	#83
Marshall Member Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Georgia Posts: 267	BORAT!

09-08-2005, 11:28 PM	#87
Stormy i'm horny for hex Join Date: Oct 2004 Posts: 679	It's so lame to post on message boards while drunk. But hell, why not!

09-13-2005, 09:25 AM	#92
Mr Biglesworth Member Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: I live in London Posts: 862	fuck dude, i'd be pretty toasted after those cheese sticks...

09-13-2005, 01:28 PM	#95
raublekick Moderator Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Lancastuh, PA Posts: 1,678	ROCK RYE 4 LYFE __________________ http://www.good-evil.net slap that bitch, sell her coke

09-13-2005, 06:26 PM	#96
Optimus Funk Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Lancaster, PA Posts: 551	Give me some 5 year old Rock Rye w/chunks and a box of wine to do some wine bag stands with my bros and I would be in alittle place called Heaven, perhaps you've heard of it? Mmm, Mmm Good! __________________ "You ain't lived till you got head from a vampire!" Darius McCrary(better know as Eddie Winslow from family matters)to Jon Bon Jovi in Vampires: Los Muertos "MY LOVE FOR YOU IS LIKE A TRUCK, BERSERKER!, WOULD YOU LIKE SOME MAKING FUCK?, BERSERKER!"

09-13-2005, 07:06 PM	#97
Mr Biglesworth Member Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: I live in London Posts: 862	man that is just.. that is just something else.

09-18-2005, 01:10 AM	#98
Optimus Funk Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Lancaster, PA Posts: 551	Please tell me it hasn't been since the 13th that someone one this board has been drunk!, I am dissapointted at you!, rauble you fucking spilling beer on my ponytail, on my ringer-t, possible my 70ish jacket, and my cargo shorts, you owe me majorly not only was it beer but it wasnt a sweet smelling nectar, it was miller lite!, "Watch out, Hohman!" I watched out I dodged my head to a side I thought would be safe, but no you were holding a pint of beer there! It spilled all over me so I had to rub myself with a lime to cover up the horrid stench for andrew's(rauble's) mishap!. I really was horny tonight too, I mean full moon, bright sky, graveyards, all things that turn me on, I am going to sleep and hope to dream of something good I could have had a chicka hadn't it been for rauble spilling a beer all over, and maybe me being piss ass drunk!, I dont know what else to say but Jesus tittie fucking chirst and a group of pirates ready to toss me over board to the sharks of the ol' carrib!, yeah I am drunk deal with that bitches!!!!!!!!!!!!! Creeper called me while I was drunk too, but I was too drunk to have a dreal convo cause he was drunk, drunkeness rules the TT should all get drunk together it would be great I will host the drunkeness, and I also want to know who is 21 and who is not, tell me now!, goodnight I have to work tomorrow and I have so much homework it isnt even funny, see I am not laughing good night TTT __________________ "You ain't lived till you got head from a vampire!" Darius McCrary(better know as Eddie Winslow from family matters)to Jon Bon Jovi in Vampires: Los Muertos "MY LOVE FOR YOU IS LIKE A TRUCK, BERSERKER!, WOULD YOU LIKE SOME MAKING FUCK?, BERSERKER!"

09-18-2005, 01:14 AM	#99
Optimus Funk Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Lancaster, PA Posts: 551	thought I didnt urinate in public tonight I did steal from quip's pub but I cant find the god damn item anywhere iit smeels so bad so I thought my dog could sniff it out but so farnothing, damn anyone who was out with us last night plaese tell me where I put it shhhhhhh?! __________________ "You ain't lived till you got head from a vampire!" Darius McCrary(better know as Eddie Winslow from family matters)to Jon Bon Jovi in Vampires: Los Muertos "MY LOVE FOR YOU IS LIKE A TRUCK, BERSERKER!, WOULD YOU LIKE SOME MAKING FUCK?, BERSERKER!"

09-18-2005, 07:14 AM	#100
Artmead Junior Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 45	Right after I reminded you to grab the towel out of my car, you tossed it onto your driveway in a fit of raging ecstasy. I think you walked inside afterwards, so check your driveway...