Its worth a read.

thecreeper · 05-02-2005, 10:29 PM

there is definitely good beer out there, you just need to know what to drink.

killians isn't too bad, i prefer a yuengling lager or a fine sam adams summer ale myself. also, though its not really beer, i recommend woodchuck ale to anyone if they can find it. alcoholic cider is delicious and dangerous.

testtubebaby · 05-03-2005, 10:19 AM

awesome, simply awesome.

some of my friends are obsessed with thw popped coller phenominon... obsessed with mocking it.

--

mercurymidnight: holy crap

mercurymidnight: that was the best site ever

mercurymidnight: this guy i knew in high school, brandon, became a frat boy at college.

mercurymidnight: this is his away message:

mercurymidnight: "There are few today who share such lofty ideals, but we're easy to find: Pastel polo shirts, loafers without socks, tucked-in shirts, but most importantly, collars up.

Call me a douchebag. Call me an arrogant little cocksucking dickhead. Beat the shit out of me if I'm not with fifteen of my frat friends (unlikely). But just know this: I interned at Smith Barney this summer. Where did you work? A Blockbuster? That's right you insignificant sack of dogshit; I'm going to be your boss. So take your t-shirt wearing, financial aid, blue-collar ass over to Blockbuster and get me a copy of Old School. Do you even own a tuxedo? You probably don't even know how to sail.

You're so predictable. I bet I can guess your political party just by looking at you. I've wasted enough time with you. Get some rich parents, an internship, and a pink polo with the collar up, and then maybe I'll let you hang out with me."

mercurymidnight: for some reason, i don't think he's joking. DEAR GOD HE'S PATHETIC.

raublekick · 05-03-2005, 10:40 AM

hahaha this whole thread is amazing.

i love fratboy away messages/aim profiles.

GT2000 · 05-03-2005, 11:43 AM

Reading that made my day, rofl.

Plain Old Jane · 05-03-2005, 01:02 PM

that kids gonna be president some day

Stormy · 05-03-2005, 06:13 PM

That guy's away message is from the Georgetown Heckler:
http://www.georgetownheckler.com/collar.html

Please note the satire.

05-02-2005, 10:29 PM	#1
thecreeper Administrator Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Lancaster, PA Posts: 2,330	there is definitely good beer out there, you just need to know what to drink. killians isn't too bad, i prefer a yuengling lager or a fine sam adams summer ale myself. also, though its not really beer, i recommend woodchuck ale to anyone if they can find it. alcoholic cider is delicious and dangerous. __________________ good-evil.net - ahh, wade boggs...goes down smooth.

05-03-2005, 10:40 AM	#3
raublekick Moderator Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Lancastuh, PA Posts: 1,678	hahaha this whole thread is amazing. i love fratboy away messages/aim profiles. __________________ http://www.good-evil.net slap that bitch, sell her coke

05-03-2005, 11:43 AM	#4
GT2000 Playing God @ Your Xpense Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Va Beach, Va Posts: 2,040	Reading that made my day, rofl. __________________ Hop in, strap down, and hold on tight.

05-03-2005, 01:02 PM	#5
Plain Old Jane i hate vagina Join Date: Oct 2004 Posts: 841	that kids gonna be president some day __________________ Scary Monsters and Nice Sprites.

05-03-2005, 10:19 AM	#2
testtubebaby Moderator Join Date: Oct 2004 Posts: 631	awesome, simply awesome. some of my friends are obsessed with thw popped coller phenominon... obsessed with mocking it. -- mercurymidnight: holy crap mercurymidnight: that was the best site ever mercurymidnight: this guy i knew in high school, brandon, became a frat boy at college. mercurymidnight: this is his away message: mercurymidnight: "There are few today who share such lofty ideals, but we're easy to find: Pastel polo shirts, loafers without socks, tucked-in shirts, but most importantly, collars up. Call me a douchebag. Call me an arrogant little cocksucking dickhead. Beat the shit out of me if I'm not with fifteen of my frat friends (unlikely). But just know this: I interned at Smith Barney this summer. Where did you work? A Blockbuster? That's right you insignificant sack of dogshit; I'm going to be your boss. So take your t-shirt wearing, financial aid, blue-collar ass over to Blockbuster and get me a copy of Old School. Do you even own a tuxedo? You probably don't even know how to sail. You're so predictable. I bet I can guess your political party just by looking at you. I've wasted enough time with you. Get some rich parents, an internship, and a pink polo with the collar up, and then maybe I'll let you hang out with me." mercurymidnight: for some reason, i don't think he's joking. DEAR GOD HE'S PATHETIC.

05-03-2005, 06:13 PM	#6
Stormy i'm horny for hex Join Date: Oct 2004 Posts: 679	That guy's away message is from the Georgetown Heckler: http://www.georgetownheckler.com/collar.html Please note the satire.