Local school brilliance...

Mr Biglesworth · 04-28-2005, 12:07 AM

all you'll get is a new line of bombs that can be built from smuggled in suppositories

GT2000 · 04-28-2005, 03:30 AM

I didn't read the whole thing, because the small text was a bit much for my drunk ass...but, they did something like that around here...some schools were making see-through backpacks the only type allowed. Thought that was funny back in the day.

Plain Old Jane · 04-28-2005, 06:08 AM

I made mine out of duct tape and it exploded whenever someone touched it with a steaming crab penis... which happened a lot consequently...

Mike · 04-29-2005, 01:55 AM

I read in the Boston Globe like a week ago, about a school district that was going to implement an award system for students who turn in other students for neffarious actions. Kids who turn in students with drugs, get a certain amount of money; kids who turn in students in gangs get some; kids who turn in students with weapons get more ... They were like $25, $50, $100 rewards .. which is more money than A LOT of non-working kids see in a year.

BUt ... anybody who has EVER been to school in the last 20 years knows that if you turn in a kid who has a gun, or who is in a gang, or who has drugs at school ... YOU ARE GOING TO GET FUCKED UP.

They're going to have to bring in a whitness protection program for half of the student body.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/4492021.stm $1000 for this school for some rewards. I'd rather the school spend that $1000 on something else... new computers, new science materials, updated textbooks ... Bibles for the classrooms!

04-28-2005, 03:30 AM	#2
GT2000 Playing God @ Your Xpense Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Va Beach, Va Posts: 2,040	I didn't read the whole thing, because the small text was a bit much for my drunk ass...but, they did something like that around here...some schools were making see-through backpacks the only type allowed. Thought that was funny back in the day. __________________ Hop in, strap down, and hold on tight.

04-28-2005, 06:08 AM	#3
Plain Old Jane i hate vagina Join Date: Oct 2004 Posts: 841	I made mine out of duct tape and it exploded whenever someone touched it with a steaming crab penis... which happened a lot consequently... __________________ Scary Monsters and Nice Sprites.

04-29-2005, 01:55 AM	#4
Mike Member Join Date: Oct 2004 Posts: 489	I read in the Boston Globe like a week ago, about a school district that was going to implement an award system for students who turn in other students for neffarious actions. Kids who turn in students with drugs, get a certain amount of money; kids who turn in students in gangs get some; kids who turn in students with weapons get more ... They were like $25, $50, $100 rewards .. which is more money than A LOT of non-working kids see in a year. BUt ... anybody who has EVER been to school in the last 20 years knows that if you turn in a kid who has a gun, or who is in a gang, or who has drugs at school ... YOU ARE GOING TO GET FUCKED UP. They're going to have to bring in a whitness protection program for half of the student body. http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/4492021.stm $1000 for this school for some rewards. I'd rather the school spend that $1000 on something else... new computers, new science materials, updated textbooks ... Bibles for the classrooms! Last edited by Mike : 04-29-2005 at 01:58 AM.

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