if y0ur not drunk dont reply - Page 24

johnny · 08-27-2006, 08:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Liss

i am drunk and bitter. very bitter.

you're supposed to be drunk and merry. do it right next time!

squirrels2nuts · 08-27-2006, 06:49 PM

i drank the beers left over in my cooler last night and went to go fishing like every sunday... BUT somebody stole my pole, so i didnt get a cast in. fuck. pissed.

testtubebaby · 08-29-2006, 03:19 PM

godamn i'm drunk... 5:18am korean time... i'm pretty sure that someone is interested....

Liss · 08-30-2006, 03:40 AM

drunk as well!!!!!!!!!

Optimus Funk · 08-31-2006, 11:57 PM

So I just made my fantasy football team, it took like 3 hours drafting and I drank most of the time, I would have forgot about it had my friend not reminded about it. I think I have a great team, and the best part is I picked them while drinking golden monkeys! Go Calculus Entropy!

raublekick · 09-01-2006, 12:45 AM

final fantasy football? eeh?

Optimus Funk · 09-01-2006, 12:49 AM

ShUT UP, my team is composed up of the best bards, monks, mages, paladins ever, you wanna bring it, oh wait, you didnt register to play!!!!! (you dont need to bring to point I said final fantasy either we all know I dont follow this shit very well, asswad)

Liss · 09-01-2006, 03:14 AM

whatever, video bowling is the best. i'll say it again. thats right. and yes, i am fucking plastered. PLASTERED!!!!!!!!!!!!

did i spell that right? it looks....off. plastered. hmmmm.

Optimus Funk · 09-03-2006, 02:31 AM

VIDEO BOWLING IS FOR CORNDOGGED WOMEN!

I just played 301 and we had to count it ourselves, and all of us were drunk even our DD, so it sucked, and was hard, but we managed I also got paided for getting 2 kegs, and 7 cases of beer for my high school buds, and by paided I mean 94$, so I spent half of that tonight at they bar I would have spent more but the one girl I had a one night stand with was there and she gave me half off my bill ROCK OUT!, I am gonna drink more maybe post more, mostly sleep and pass out HITATIYS

Liss · 09-03-2006, 02:55 AM

corona light night. drunk and mostly mourning. my last night out before i head back out west. and i got stood up by a boy. but i had fun....

testtubebaby · 09-03-2006, 03:02 AM

good golly, you are a lush, liss...

and in no way is that depressing.

Liss · 09-03-2006, 03:20 AM

i dont drink much while i am in school, usually. its the end of summer, thats my excuse.

Liss · 09-04-2006, 03:30 AM

colin, i swear, it's my last night of it. absolut night, mind you, and my last of the summer.

Optimus Funk · 09-05-2006, 02:25 AM

Why aren't there women that drink as much as me?, and that I would like to date? not that I am ready for a relationship other then random sexships, but I just cant seem to find a sane woman that drink alot, is in control of her life, and loves hohman!, You guys work on that! Tonight I drank way to much, and tried to guilt trip andrew into DDing for me, but no worries I am sorry, and to be honest I didn't try hard, or to to make you feel bad but I did try alittle my apologize!

Optimus Funk · 09-05-2006, 02:26 AM

Oh and I should mention I am vain!, but WE DIDNT START FIRE!

Liss · 09-05-2006, 05:30 AM

ok guys, i am california bound. wish me luck...

thecreeper · 09-05-2006, 05:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Optimus Funk

Why aren't there women that drink as much as me?, and that I would like to date? not that I am ready for a relationship other then random sexships, but I just cant seem to find a sane woman that drink alot, is in control of her life, and loves hohman!, You guys work on that! Tonight I drank way to much, and tried to guilt trip andrew into DDing for me, but no worries I am sorry, and to be honest I didn't try hard, or to to make you feel bad but I did try alittle my apologize!

im pretty sure if you found a woman that drank as much as you, it would end very, very badly.

Optimus Funk · 09-05-2006, 11:56 PM

Ok so I was at the bar tonight, and the bartender chicka was quite attractive and my friend and I were talking about sex and she joined it, then I quickly chugged my beer, red stripe,(I think it was drink #10 or so) and I walked turn around and did one little hack thingie you pa people know what I am talking about *hrumpf!* she then says "That was....nice" I laughed and say I can one up that, and I told her the story of how I was hitting on a chick and puked in my hand, andrew remembers that one!, and she totally sai that was the most disgusting thing she had ever heard!, then I got a yeagerbomb, and *hrumpf!*(again) and I said that one was for her

. Then we watched Crash, score one for the Hohman, Also has anyone noticed most bartenders dont drink as much as you would think?

Optimus Funk · 09-06-2006, 12:08 AM

Totally forgot to mention, last night when I was out for labor day, I out of everyone that went out to the bar got asked " I dont know what you do do, or don't do, but if you need and powder, I got some, you know" The funny thing is my one friend I was out with totally sells anyway, and said I know his shit is completely cut up. Foolish Pusher, Drugs arent for kids! I thought it was funny I wished I was an undercover cop or atleast had a fake badge

squirrels2nuts · 09-06-2006, 02:37 AM

mmmushroom tea with gatorade... made an 1/8th fit into a tea bag and got shitty with my gf Dee, drank beer, smoked pot

08-29-2006, 03:19 PM	#463
testtubebaby Moderator Join Date: Oct 2004 Posts: 631	godamn i'm drunk... 5:18am korean time... i'm pretty sure that someone is interested.... __________________ use this link, buy from threadless, earn me points, keep the cycle moving...

08-31-2006, 11:57 PM	#465
Optimus Funk Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Lancaster, PA Posts: 551	So I just made my fantasy football team, it took like 3 hours drafting and I drank most of the time, I would have forgot about it had my friend not reminded about it. I think I have a great team, and the best part is I picked them while drinking golden monkeys! Go Calculus Entropy! __________________ "You ain't lived till you got head from a vampire!" Darius McCrary(better know as Eddie Winslow from family matters)to Jon Bon Jovi in Vampires: Los Muertos "MY LOVE FOR YOU IS LIKE A TRUCK, BERSERKER!, WOULD YOU LIKE SOME MAKING FUCK?, BERSERKER!"

09-01-2006, 12:45 AM	#466
raublekick Moderator Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Lancastuh, PA Posts: 1,678	final fantasy football? eeh? __________________ http://www.good-evil.net slap that bitch, sell her coke

09-01-2006, 12:49 AM	#467
Optimus Funk Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Lancaster, PA Posts: 551	ShUT UP, my team is composed up of the best bards, monks, mages, paladins ever, you wanna bring it, oh wait, you didnt register to play!!!!! (you dont need to bring to point I said final fantasy either we all know I dont follow this shit very well, asswad) __________________ "You ain't lived till you got head from a vampire!" Darius McCrary(better know as Eddie Winslow from family matters)to Jon Bon Jovi in Vampires: Los Muertos "MY LOVE FOR YOU IS LIKE A TRUCK, BERSERKER!, WOULD YOU LIKE SOME MAKING FUCK?, BERSERKER!" Last edited by Optimus Funk : 09-01-2006 at 07:30 AM.

09-03-2006, 02:31 AM	#469
Optimus Funk Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Lancaster, PA Posts: 551	VIDEO BOWLING IS FOR CORNDOGGED WOMEN! I just played 301 and we had to count it ourselves, and all of us were drunk even our DD, so it sucked, and was hard, but we managed I also got paided for getting 2 kegs, and 7 cases of beer for my high school buds, and by paided I mean 94$, so I spent half of that tonight at they bar I would have spent more but the one girl I had a one night stand with was there and she gave me half off my bill ROCK OUT!, I am gonna drink more maybe post more, mostly sleep and pass out HITATIYS __________________ "You ain't lived till you got head from a vampire!" Darius McCrary(better know as Eddie Winslow from family matters)to Jon Bon Jovi in Vampires: Los Muertos "MY LOVE FOR YOU IS LIKE A TRUCK, BERSERKER!, WOULD YOU LIKE SOME MAKING FUCK?, BERSERKER!"

08-27-2006, 06:49 PM	#462
squirrels2nuts Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Nowhere Posts: 557	i drank the beers left over in my cooler last night and went to go fishing like every sunday... BUT somebody stole my pole, so i didnt get a cast in. fuck. pissed.

08-30-2006, 03:40 AM	#464
Liss hex can see my boobs Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 749	drunk as well!!!!!!!!!

09-01-2006, 03:14 AM	#468
Liss hex can see my boobs Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 749	whatever, video bowling is the best. i'll say it again. thats right. and yes, i am fucking plastered. PLASTERED!!!!!!!!!!!! did i spell that right? it looks....off. plastered. hmmmm.

09-03-2006, 02:55 AM	#470
Liss hex can see my boobs Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 749	corona light night. drunk and mostly mourning. my last night out before i head back out west. and i got stood up by a boy. but i had fun....

09-03-2006, 03:02 AM	#471
testtubebaby Moderator Join Date: Oct 2004 Posts: 631	good golly, you are a lush, liss... and in no way is that depressing. __________________ use this link, buy from threadless, earn me points, keep the cycle moving...

09-03-2006, 03:20 AM	#472
Liss hex can see my boobs Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 749	i dont drink much while i am in school, usually. its the end of summer, thats my excuse.

09-04-2006, 03:30 AM	#473
Liss hex can see my boobs Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 749	colin, i swear, it's my last night of it. absolut night, mind you, and my last of the summer.

09-05-2006, 02:25 AM	#474
Optimus Funk Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Lancaster, PA Posts: 551	Why aren't there women that drink as much as me?, and that I would like to date? not that I am ready for a relationship other then random sexships, but I just cant seem to find a sane woman that drink alot, is in control of her life, and loves hohman!, You guys work on that! Tonight I drank way to much, and tried to guilt trip andrew into DDing for me, but no worries I am sorry, and to be honest I didn't try hard, or to to make you feel bad but I did try alittle my apologize! __________________ "You ain't lived till you got head from a vampire!" Darius McCrary(better know as Eddie Winslow from family matters)to Jon Bon Jovi in Vampires: Los Muertos "MY LOVE FOR YOU IS LIKE A TRUCK, BERSERKER!, WOULD YOU LIKE SOME MAKING FUCK?, BERSERKER!"

09-05-2006, 02:26 AM	#475
Optimus Funk Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Lancaster, PA Posts: 551	Oh and I should mention I am vain!, but WE DIDNT START FIRE! __________________ "You ain't lived till you got head from a vampire!" Darius McCrary(better know as Eddie Winslow from family matters)to Jon Bon Jovi in Vampires: Los Muertos "MY LOVE FOR YOU IS LIKE A TRUCK, BERSERKER!, WOULD YOU LIKE SOME MAKING FUCK?, BERSERKER!"

09-05-2006, 05:30 AM	#476
Liss hex can see my boobs Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 749	ok guys, i am california bound. wish me luck...

09-05-2006, 11:56 PM	#478
Optimus Funk Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Lancaster, PA Posts: 551	Ok so I was at the bar tonight, and the bartender chicka was quite attractive and my friend and I were talking about sex and she joined it, then I quickly chugged my beer, red stripe,(I think it was drink #10 or so) and I walked turn around and did one little hack thingie you pa people know what I am talking about hrumpf! she then says "That was....nice" I laughed and say I can one up that, and I told her the story of how I was hitting on a chick and puked in my hand, andrew remembers that one!, and she totally sai that was the most disgusting thing she had ever heard!, then I got a yeagerbomb, and hrumpf!(again) and I said that one was for her . Then we watched Crash, score one for the Hohman, Also has anyone noticed most bartenders dont drink as much as you would think? __________________ "You ain't lived till you got head from a vampire!" Darius McCrary(better know as Eddie Winslow from family matters)to Jon Bon Jovi in Vampires: Los Muertos "MY LOVE FOR YOU IS LIKE A TRUCK, BERSERKER!, WOULD YOU LIKE SOME MAKING FUCK?, BERSERKER!"

09-06-2006, 12:08 AM	#479
Optimus Funk Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Lancaster, PA Posts: 551	Totally forgot to mention, last night when I was out for labor day, I out of everyone that went out to the bar got asked " I dont know what you do do, or don't do, but if you need and powder, I got some, you know" The funny thing is my one friend I was out with totally sells anyway, and said I know his shit is completely cut up. Foolish Pusher, Drugs arent for kids! I thought it was funny I wished I was an undercover cop or atleast had a fake badge __________________ "You ain't lived till you got head from a vampire!" Darius McCrary(better know as Eddie Winslow from family matters)to Jon Bon Jovi in Vampires: Los Muertos "MY LOVE FOR YOU IS LIKE A TRUCK, BERSERKER!, WOULD YOU LIKE SOME MAKING FUCK?, BERSERKER!"

09-06-2006, 02:37 AM	#480
squirrels2nuts Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Nowhere Posts: 557	mmmushroom tea with gatorade... made an 1/8th fit into a tea bag and got shitty with my gf Dee, drank beer, smoked pot