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Optimus Funk · 08-04-2006, 12:44 AM

I have no sympathy cause we all work too during the summer, and how much sun burn do you get working inside!?!?!??!???!?????!? but yeah no worries I was drunk as shit much like now, and I just wanted to run a new insult by you, but some other time, when your more drunk you know...

Optimus Funk · 08-04-2006, 02:39 AM

my bladder need emptying!, and Iwant to fight it, demand the most of your body dont fail! cause then your nothing more then a squirl on the branch of life you twat!

johnny · 08-04-2006, 06:02 AM

don't let your bladder control your life optimus

raublekick · 08-10-2006, 10:36 PM

"man, you were in my bathroom for a while dood, whatchu' been doin' in there...?"

"dude, i didn't want to puke in your bathroom"

"ok...well...i'd rather have you puke in the toilet than on my kitchen floor"

::5 minutes later::

"hrooomph"

"sigh... dude, please try to make it to my bathroom"

"hrooomph"

::splat::

"hroomph"

::stumbles towards the bathroom::

::spllat plat splat spaslttatethwejth::

"

"

Optimus Funk · 08-11-2006, 07:36 AM

ugh mrofp

Will your bathroom(you) ever forgive me? and I dont remember those events so they might not be entirely accurate, but my shirt smells bad, has stains on it, and I slept in my clothes...so then again it might be very accurate.

I totally drank a good nights worth of liqour and booze in the span of 1:45 mins man Jose Cuervo Black sucks it taste like shit ass whiskey not that whiskey is shit ass, but a "shit ass"(po dunk) whiskey. Oop there throw up on my pants too.

Liss · 08-11-2006, 09:53 AM

The only thing I like related to Cuervo is 1800.

squirrels2nuts · 08-11-2006, 01:13 PM

after work beers taste so good...

Optimus Funk · 08-12-2006, 02:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Liss

The only thing I like related to Cuervo is 1800.

Oh my god the Cuervo 1800 margarita, is the best thing in the world! Especially if you get it at El Seranos mmmmmm the best peruvian/mexican cusine in the world.

And andrew my belt, and a black napkin with silverware in it were outside my house in the middle of the driveway...Did I take that from the bar? we werent in the dinning section at all, though. I need to know.

raublekick · 08-12-2006, 08:35 AM

yes, yes you did.

Artmead · 08-13-2006, 08:50 AM

Optimus stole items from a place of business whilst partaking in certain spirited beverages purchased from said business? I find such a devious undertaking to be quite out of character from such an upstanding young debutante.

Raublekick, You are a perpetuator of lies and all things demonic in their calamitous nature. I shall insist upon a formal written apology for such slander in a public forum, and I will make it my personal crusade to make sure you never find employment in this town again.

Consider this your only warning, next time I will bring along law-enforcement officers of the highest degree to scrupulize your naivity, and as such, your threats will be shown most inefficient and cowardly.

testtubebaby · 08-13-2006, 08:52 AM

let's all move to pennsylvania and start a commune.

thecreeper · 08-13-2006, 10:50 PM

spent the weekend in north carolina. and it was fucking great.

i was so drunk last night, and i had a crazy conversation with my one college friend (who was really baked) about freedom, making judgments about people, buddhism and christianity, and boobs. it was great. then i met a russian chick who thought i was gay because i was laying on my friend's lap (in a bro-love sort of way) and asked why i didn't just suck his cock and not be afraid to be gay. we all had a good laugh, and then she told us about growing up in russia and how big pink floyd was there in the 80's. and i kissed a dog. and ate so much good food. and went to some awesome cd stores and bought a million cd's. then drank a lot more beer. and ate some awesome southern breakfast. and bought some crazy japanese toys. then liss called me when i was passed out apparently.

i wish i had another lifetime to live there.

testtubebaby · 08-13-2006, 11:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by thecreeper

then i met a russian chick who thought i was gay because i was laying on my friend's lap (in a bro-love sort of way) and asked why i didn't just suck his cock and not be afraid to be gay.

http://www.glumbert.com/media/brorape.html

raublekick · 08-14-2006, 02:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by thecreeper

i had a crazy conversation with my one college friend (who was really baked) about freedom, making judgments about people, buddhism and christianity, and boobs. it was great.

oh i see how it is. when i talk about that stuff, you just call me lame <_<

thecreeper · 08-14-2006, 05:40 PM

yeah because you wouldnt stop rambling about it.

god, we get it, you're different. GET OVER YOURSELF

Liss · 08-16-2006, 09:24 PM

I went to Atlanta to see my Dave Matthews and spent three days drinking nonstop. And hanging out with my friends. And having sex. I'm back in Alabama for the moment, after saying goodbye to some of the people that mean more than life to me for another schoolyear and goddammit i'm so fucking depressed and destroying a bottle of wine, a bottle of tequila, and a bowl of cake batter, which somehow doesnt seem like a good combination, especially when "So You Think You Can Dance" is added to the mix. Sorry for venting.

PS. Dave Matthews is fucking amazing. That was the best concert ever. And although it was not him I slept with, I would most definitely have his babies.

thecreeper · 08-16-2006, 10:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Liss

I went to Atlanta to see my Dave Matthews and spent three days drinking nonstop. And hanging out with my friends. And having sex. I'm back in Alabama for the moment, after saying goodbye to some of the people that mean more than life to me for another schoolyear and goddammit i'm so fucking depressed and destroying a bottle of wine, a bottle of tequila, and a bowl of cake batter, which somehow doesnt seem like a good combination, especially when "So You Think You Can Dance" is added to the mix. Sorry for venting.

PS. Dave Matthews is fucking amazing. That was the best concert ever. And although it was not him I slept with, I would most definitely have his babies.

now that's a weekend of debauchery. i've been pretty depressed too after leaving NC. that was one of the best weekends i've had in awhile.

squirrels2nuts · 08-16-2006, 11:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Liss

I went out with Dave Matthews and spent three days drinking and having sex non-stop.

PS. Dave Matthews is fucking amazing. That was the best sex ever. And I would most definitely have his babies.

holy fucking shit!

Optimus Funk · 08-17-2006, 06:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Liss

I went to Atlanta to see my Dave Matthews and spent three days drinking nonstop. And hanging out with my friends. And having sex. I'm back in Alabama for the moment, after saying goodbye to some of the people that mean more than life to me for another schoolyear and goddammit i'm so fucking depressed and destroying a bottle of wine, a bottle of tequila, and a bowl of cake batter, which somehow doesnt seem like a good combination, especially when "So You Think You Can Dance" is added to the mix. Sorry for venting.

PS. Dave Matthews is fucking amazing. That was the best concert ever. And although it was not him I slept with, I would most definitely have his babies.

Did they use a rubber?, and What type of cake batter?, this is very important!

testtubebaby · 08-17-2006, 07:39 AM

now i can't get fucking liss out of my head...

goddamnit.

08-04-2006, 12:44 AM	#421
Optimus Funk Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Lancaster, PA Posts: 551	I have no sympathy cause we all work too during the summer, and how much sun burn do you get working inside!?!?!??!???!?????!? but yeah no worries I was drunk as shit much like now, and I just wanted to run a new insult by you, but some other time, when your more drunk you know... __________________ "You ain't lived till you got head from a vampire!" Darius McCrary(better know as Eddie Winslow from family matters)to Jon Bon Jovi in Vampires: Los Muertos "MY LOVE FOR YOU IS LIKE A TRUCK, BERSERKER!, WOULD YOU LIKE SOME MAKING FUCK?, BERSERKER!"

08-04-2006, 02:39 AM	#422
Optimus Funk Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Lancaster, PA Posts: 551	my bladder need emptying!, and Iwant to fight it, demand the most of your body dont fail! cause then your nothing more then a squirl on the branch of life you twat! __________________ "You ain't lived till you got head from a vampire!" Darius McCrary(better know as Eddie Winslow from family matters)to Jon Bon Jovi in Vampires: Los Muertos "MY LOVE FOR YOU IS LIKE A TRUCK, BERSERKER!, WOULD YOU LIKE SOME MAKING FUCK?, BERSERKER!"

08-10-2006, 10:36 PM	#424
raublekick Moderator Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Lancastuh, PA Posts: 1,678	"man, you were in my bathroom for a while dood, whatchu' been doin' in there...?" "dude, i didn't want to puke in your bathroom" "ok...well...i'd rather have you puke in the toilet than on my kitchen floor" ::5 minutes later:: "hrooomph" "sigh... dude, please try to make it to my bathroom" "hrooomph" ::splat:: "hroomph" ::stumbles towards the bathroom:: ::spllat plat splat spaslttatethwejth:: " " __________________ http://www.good-evil.net slap that bitch, sell her coke

08-11-2006, 07:36 AM	#425
Optimus Funk Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Lancaster, PA Posts: 551	ugh mrofp Will your bathroom(you) ever forgive me? and I dont remember those events so they might not be entirely accurate, but my shirt smells bad, has stains on it, and I slept in my clothes...so then again it might be very accurate. I totally drank a good nights worth of liqour and booze in the span of 1:45 mins man Jose Cuervo Black sucks it taste like shit ass whiskey not that whiskey is shit ass, but a "shit ass"(po dunk) whiskey. Oop there throw up on my pants too. __________________ "You ain't lived till you got head from a vampire!" Darius McCrary(better know as Eddie Winslow from family matters)to Jon Bon Jovi in Vampires: Los Muertos "MY LOVE FOR YOU IS LIKE A TRUCK, BERSERKER!, WOULD YOU LIKE SOME MAKING FUCK?, BERSERKER!" Last edited by Optimus Funk : 08-11-2006 at 08:51 AM.

08-12-2006, 08:35 AM	#429
raublekick Moderator Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Lancastuh, PA Posts: 1,678	yes, yes you did. __________________ http://www.good-evil.net slap that bitch, sell her coke

08-04-2006, 06:02 AM	#423
johnny Moderator Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Upper Canada Posts: 1,276	don't let your bladder control your life optimus

08-11-2006, 09:53 AM	#426
Liss hex can see my boobs Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 749	The only thing I like related to Cuervo is 1800.

08-11-2006, 01:13 PM	#427
squirrels2nuts Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Nowhere Posts: 557	after work beers taste so good...

08-13-2006, 08:50 AM	#430
Artmead Junior Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 45	Optimus stole items from a place of business whilst partaking in certain spirited beverages purchased from said business? I find such a devious undertaking to be quite out of character from such an upstanding young debutante. Raublekick, You are a perpetuator of lies and all things demonic in their calamitous nature. I shall insist upon a formal written apology for such slander in a public forum, and I will make it my personal crusade to make sure you never find employment in this town again. Consider this your only warning, next time I will bring along law-enforcement officers of the highest degree to scrupulize your naivity, and as such, your threats will be shown most inefficient and cowardly.

08-13-2006, 08:52 AM	#431
testtubebaby Moderator Join Date: Oct 2004 Posts: 631	let's all move to pennsylvania and start a commune. __________________ use this link, buy from threadless, earn me points, keep the cycle moving...

08-13-2006, 10:50 PM	#432
thecreeper Administrator Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Lancaster, PA Posts: 2,330	spent the weekend in north carolina. and it was fucking great. i was so drunk last night, and i had a crazy conversation with my one college friend (who was really baked) about freedom, making judgments about people, buddhism and christianity, and boobs. it was great. then i met a russian chick who thought i was gay because i was laying on my friend's lap (in a bro-love sort of way) and asked why i didn't just suck his cock and not be afraid to be gay. we all had a good laugh, and then she told us about growing up in russia and how big pink floyd was there in the 80's. and i kissed a dog. and ate so much good food. and went to some awesome cd stores and bought a million cd's. then drank a lot more beer. and ate some awesome southern breakfast. and bought some crazy japanese toys. then liss called me when i was passed out apparently. i wish i had another lifetime to live there. __________________ good-evil.net - ahh, wade boggs...goes down smooth.

08-14-2006, 05:40 PM	#435
thecreeper Administrator Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Lancaster, PA Posts: 2,330	yeah because you wouldnt stop rambling about it. god, we get it, you're different. GET OVER YOURSELF __________________ good-evil.net - ahh, wade boggs...goes down smooth.

08-16-2006, 09:24 PM	#436
Liss hex can see my boobs Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 749	I went to Atlanta to see my Dave Matthews and spent three days drinking nonstop. And hanging out with my friends. And having sex. I'm back in Alabama for the moment, after saying goodbye to some of the people that mean more than life to me for another schoolyear and goddammit i'm so fucking depressed and destroying a bottle of wine, a bottle of tequila, and a bowl of cake batter, which somehow doesnt seem like a good combination, especially when "So You Think You Can Dance" is added to the mix. Sorry for venting. PS. Dave Matthews is fucking amazing. That was the best concert ever. And although it was not him I slept with, I would most definitely have his babies.

08-17-2006, 07:39 AM	#440
testtubebaby Moderator Join Date: Oct 2004 Posts: 631	now i can't get fucking liss out of my head... goddamnit. __________________ use this link, buy from threadless, earn me points, keep the cycle moving...