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Old 08-04-2006, 12:44 AM   #421
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I have no sympathy cause we all work too during the summer, and how much sun burn do you get working inside!?!?!??!???!?????!? but yeah no worries I was drunk as shit much like now, and I just wanted to run a new insult by you, but some other time, when your more drunk you know...
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Old 08-04-2006, 02:39 AM   #422
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my bladder need emptying!, and Iwant to fight it, demand the most of your body dont fail! cause then your nothing more then a squirl on the branch of life you twat!
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Old 08-04-2006, 06:02 AM   #423
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don't let your bladder control your life optimus
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Old 08-10-2006, 10:36 PM   #424
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"man, you were in my bathroom for a while dood, whatchu' been doin' in there...?"

"dude, i didn't want to puke in your bathroom"

"ok...well...i'd rather have you puke in the toilet than on my kitchen floor"

::5 minutes later::

"hrooomph"

"sigh... dude, please try to make it to my bathroom"

"hrooomph"

::splat::

"hroomph"

::stumbles towards the bathroom::

::spllat plat splat spaslttatethwejth::

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Old 08-11-2006, 07:36 AM   #425
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ugh mrofp

Will your bathroom(you) ever forgive me? and I dont remember those events so they might not be entirely accurate, but my shirt smells bad, has stains on it, and I slept in my clothes...so then again it might be very accurate.

I totally drank a good nights worth of liqour and booze in the span of 1:45 mins man Jose Cuervo Black sucks it taste like shit ass whiskey not that whiskey is shit ass, but a "shit ass"(po dunk) whiskey. Oop there throw up on my pants too.
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Old 08-11-2006, 09:53 AM   #426
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The only thing I like related to Cuervo is 1800.
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Old 08-11-2006, 01:13 PM   #427
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after work beers taste so good...
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Old 08-12-2006, 02:32 AM   #428
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The only thing I like related to Cuervo is 1800.
Oh my god the Cuervo 1800 margarita, is the best thing in the world! Especially if you get it at El Seranos mmmmmm the best peruvian/mexican cusine in the world.

And andrew my belt, and a black napkin with silverware in it were outside my house in the middle of the driveway...Did I take that from the bar? we werent in the dinning section at all, though. I need to know.
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Old 08-12-2006, 08:35 AM   #429
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yes, yes you did.
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Optimus stole items from a place of business whilst partaking in certain spirited beverages purchased from said business? I find such a devious undertaking to be quite out of character from such an upstanding young debutante.

Raublekick, You are a perpetuator of lies and all things demonic in their calamitous nature. I shall insist upon a formal written apology for such slander in a public forum, and I will make it my personal crusade to make sure you never find employment in this town again.

Consider this your only warning, next time I will bring along law-enforcement officers of the highest degree to scrupulize your naivity, and as such, your threats will be shown most inefficient and cowardly.
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Old 08-13-2006, 08:52 AM   #431
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let's all move to pennsylvania and start a commune.
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Old 08-13-2006, 10:50 PM   #432
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spent the weekend in north carolina. and it was fucking great.

i was so drunk last night, and i had a crazy conversation with my one college friend (who was really baked) about freedom, making judgments about people, buddhism and christianity, and boobs. it was great. then i met a russian chick who thought i was gay because i was laying on my friend's lap (in a bro-love sort of way) and asked why i didn't just suck his cock and not be afraid to be gay. we all had a good laugh, and then she told us about growing up in russia and how big pink floyd was there in the 80's. and i kissed a dog. and ate so much good food. and went to some awesome cd stores and bought a million cd's. then drank a lot more beer. and ate some awesome southern breakfast. and bought some crazy japanese toys. then liss called me when i was passed out apparently.

i wish i had another lifetime to live there.
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Old 08-13-2006, 11:38 PM   #433
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then i met a russian chick who thought i was gay because i was laying on my friend's lap (in a bro-love sort of way) and asked why i didn't just suck his cock and not be afraid to be gay.
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Old 08-14-2006, 02:20 AM   #434
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i had a crazy conversation with my one college friend (who was really baked) about freedom, making judgments about people, buddhism and christianity, and boobs. it was great.
oh i see how it is. when i talk about that stuff, you just call me lame <_<
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Old 08-14-2006, 05:40 PM   #435
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yeah because you wouldnt stop rambling about it.

god, we get it, you're different. GET OVER YOURSELF
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Old 08-16-2006, 09:24 PM   #436
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I went to Atlanta to see my Dave Matthews and spent three days drinking nonstop. And hanging out with my friends. And having sex. I'm back in Alabama for the moment, after saying goodbye to some of the people that mean more than life to me for another schoolyear and goddammit i'm so fucking depressed and destroying a bottle of wine, a bottle of tequila, and a bowl of cake batter, which somehow doesnt seem like a good combination, especially when "So You Think You Can Dance" is added to the mix. Sorry for venting.

PS. Dave Matthews is fucking amazing. That was the best concert ever. And although it was not him I slept with, I would most definitely have his babies.
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Old 08-16-2006, 10:04 PM   #437
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I went to Atlanta to see my Dave Matthews and spent three days drinking nonstop. And hanging out with my friends. And having sex. I'm back in Alabama for the moment, after saying goodbye to some of the people that mean more than life to me for another schoolyear and goddammit i'm so fucking depressed and destroying a bottle of wine, a bottle of tequila, and a bowl of cake batter, which somehow doesnt seem like a good combination, especially when "So You Think You Can Dance" is added to the mix. Sorry for venting.

PS. Dave Matthews is fucking amazing. That was the best concert ever. And although it was not him I slept with, I would most definitely have his babies.
now that's a weekend of debauchery. i've been pretty depressed too after leaving NC. that was one of the best weekends i've had in awhile.
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Old 08-16-2006, 11:00 PM   #438
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I went out with Dave Matthews and spent three days drinking and having sex non-stop.

PS. Dave Matthews is fucking amazing. That was the best sex ever. And I would most definitely have his babies.
holy fucking shit!
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Old 08-17-2006, 06:34 AM   #439
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I went to Atlanta to see my Dave Matthews and spent three days drinking nonstop. And hanging out with my friends. And having sex. I'm back in Alabama for the moment, after saying goodbye to some of the people that mean more than life to me for another schoolyear and goddammit i'm so fucking depressed and destroying a bottle of wine, a bottle of tequila, and a bowl of cake batter, which somehow doesnt seem like a good combination, especially when "So You Think You Can Dance" is added to the mix. Sorry for venting.

PS. Dave Matthews is fucking amazing. That was the best concert ever. And although it was not him I slept with, I would most definitely have his babies.
Did they use a rubber?, and What type of cake batter?, this is very important!
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now i can't get fucking liss out of my head...

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