[GT2000]

Wow....

Now I don't feel so bad about being 22 and getting carded for smokes and shit sometimes.

I went to the theater to see the Devil's Rejects the other night..and, the dude asked me if I had any ID or Military card, I thought he was asking if I had anything to get me a discount...I was like, no..

Then he asked me if I had anything with my date of birth.

Me, "What the FUCK did you say?"

Cop standing 10 feet away, "*glaring look*"

Kid, "I said, do you have anything with your DOB?"

Me, "Seriously, what the fuck is your problem...I've got to be at least 7 years older than your stupid ass!" ..as I slammed my open wallet into the window.

I swear that pig followed me around after that, thinkin' I was a threat or somethin, heh.