I'm stoned, does that count?
I wanted to tell you that last night was awesome. We got drunk, decided to go sailing, actually prepped the boat, tried to sail, failed, gave up and ended up floating in the dark on Mobile Bay until we ran out of beer. Then we cooked porkchops and drank makers mark and by the time I got home I didn't even care that my puppy ate my favorite black high heels. I get drunk off about 2 shots of liquor...maybe four beers, so I was well, well beyond my limit last night.
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