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im a fuckin bum so when i go to the strippers, it's with friends, and i have to be paid for the minute i get in the door for the cover. needless to say, i probly only get a beer and not much else. hold onto it for a looong time. maybe a table dance at the table we're sitting at. my sugar momma doesnt fuckin care. she has a better time than i do cause she has money though and only gives me some change to go on stage. i can't explain the awkwardness of telling a beautiful women you don't have enough/any money to look at them naked. theyre usually good about it. either theyre like "aw thats alright" or "how much do you have?" uhh not enough... i tipped the shooter girl the quarter i had one time. the black midget in the washroom even washed my hands when i told him i didnt have any money. but then there was the time some stripper thought i was gonna buy pot off her and when i didnt and just left after the bank machine was broke, some douche came up to me and asked if i owed a girl some money and then punched me in the face and other guys stomped my friend in the street. fuck Solid Golds, Neil. fuck it.
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