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Optimus Funk · 12-30-2006, 03:25 AM

be warned I drink alot and mak other drink more then they should, speaking of I got ther bartender girl to make me a shot she called it "my sweet cunt" I said no or something and called it "Mrs. Santa's First Time" she was like whatever, then I stole a pot from thier basement, while riding the elevator about 50 times, it was fun then I got kicked out of the bar, zach hit me in the nuts, I pucnhed him in the nuts twice, then my brother, then a metal box/street light until it shattered, ran away then found out my hand was bleeding walked to my hospital sutured myself then drove home, eat that fuck twat heads! I mean zach? are you even home yet?

12-30-2006, 03:25 AM	#7
Optimus Funk Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Lancaster, PA Posts: 551	be warned I drink alot and mak other drink more then they should, speaking of I got ther bartender girl to make me a shot she called it "my sweet cunt" I said no or something and called it "Mrs. Santa's First Time" she was like whatever, then I stole a pot from thier basement, while riding the elevator about 50 times, it was fun then I got kicked out of the bar, zach hit me in the nuts, I pucnhed him in the nuts twice, then my brother, then a metal box/street light until it shattered, ran away then found out my hand was bleeding walked to my hospital sutured myself then drove home, eat that fuck twat heads! I mean zach? are you even home yet? __________________ "You ain't lived till you got head from a vampire!" Darius McCrary(better know as Eddie Winslow from family matters)to Jon Bon Jovi in Vampires: Los Muertos "MY LOVE FOR YOU IS LIKE A TRUCK, BERSERKER!, WOULD YOU LIKE SOME MAKING FUCK?, BERSERKER!"