New Job for your buddy Optimus!
 

I still have to do a drug test, and then pass a background check but I am a fucking shoe it, my interview was so amazing, I really cant wait till I start sometime within the next two week. I am gonna solve all your alergen problems and then some without fucking pills god damn pharmaceutical companies! EAT SHIT! I am Outie Mousie!

So..uh, what's this job exactly, a, umm..medicine man or some shit?

maybe he'll practice tcm and be an acupuncturist/herbalist

Wow, I totally didn't think I was that tipsy, that is barely legible, and no I am not going to be an herbalist, or acupuncturist. I would love to be a witchdoctor/medicine man! But unfortunately the job is at my local hospital's(which is a huge hospital) Alergy Lab.

Wow, exactly the place that you shouldn't of been hired to work at!

and that is why I didnt put you on my background checklist!, Beacuse you dont believe in me!

how about you get a job at a beeferoni canning factory?

All I gotta say Johnny....Internal Theft

more like Eternal Heft!

you'd weigh like 300 pounds by the end of the year.

but yeah.

how you got a real job at this point is beyond me. and i swear to god, if i see you working at kmart again...

i'm sure optimus has it all figured out.

please, don't give him that much credit.

I totally put my two weeks in, creeper, and please give me lots of credit, I want to buy a house..Haha get it? get it!

*rimshot*