Your plans for the 4th? (AMERIcunts ONLY!)
 

It would appear as though the 4th day of the 7th month has finally made its way around again. Have you any super plans in store?

As for me, I might be going to the coast with my girlfriend for the day, not entirely sure yet. Either way, later in the afternoon, say around 5 or 6. My friends and I are having our big annual 4th of July tailgate party. It's always a lot of fun. We head to a parking lot, and bring down a grill, bunch of coolers full of food and drinks, play some poker, listen to some tunes, and then when the time comes, we watch the fireworks display.

Does anybody else absolutely hate summer?

my plan is to go to work.

Go to my grandparents for a good breakfast, sit around there all day and jam out some guitar, then go to work.

Independance Day used to be the biggest holiday in my family, and now it's wasted away to almost nothing :\

Prepare for counter-hegemonic day. It comes from the North.

ditto. serving drinks to a million redneck beach tourists is always a fun way to spend a holiday.

luckily i only have to do that until 5:30. Then I am drinking, but not too much because i work again the following morning and damn, i've already gone into work hungover twice this week. since I live in such a busy tourist town, its not even worth it as a local to try to get to the fireworks shows on the beach. we'll grill out and play volleyball in the backyard.

The "Funk" family is comming over to have yet another Clam bake/ Low country boil(If you have never had one you are totally missing out). We have had two so far this week one for my dad's side, one for my mother's side the two sides dont mix well at all. Then I think the whole clan(mom's side that is) is going to watch the new Superman movie, after which fireworks* and then massive amounts of drink by me. No work for me unless I want to escape my family and pretend to be "called in", or I might go into to work just so I can fit in with all my Test Tubey brethren.

*Fireworks could be before, during, and after drinking.

drinking and making phone calls to people.

beating bitches with hits.

i'm excited.

Come on Zach! That is everyday in ol' Lancaster County!

Would you care to pump?

What you gonna do for me?
Compress me, or undress me?

Undress, then compress you....bitch!

Well, dunno about first part of the day, but then me and a friend are going to meet up and go to my aunt and uncles with the rest of my local family and cook/drink/blow shit up, its an on and off tradition over the years..mainly the blowing shit up part.

flying to fucking Korea... the whole goddamned day.

Lol, you never answered fool, are you staying in Seoul? i'll be stuck in Incheon airport on the 12th of this month from 5-10am.

2nd'ed
efb...
3rd'ed

cookout and fireworks :)

Snakes are being put on your god damn plane as we speak, though I am not seaking to you at this time there are tons, and I repeat tons of snakes being processed, shippend, then put on your plane in hilarious and then tragically poiniagnt places all over like if you want to join the mile high club one is going to do a toilet bursting! Good flight STAY IN AMERICA! HAPPY FOURTH! i drank alot and the last drink was certifiable! damn warm peach mararittas

Im gettin ready to go and have a fun day filled with drinkin, eatin, and explosives. Happy 4th, fuckers.

http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...81430203062804

KABOOM

AAAAAAHHH!!!!

a squall's too nuts... just rained so no work
happy in the pants day!