Dear Hex,
 

I was checking out your sweet ass on Facebook when I realized that your girlfriend is far too pretty for you.

Propose now. Seriously. It's the "in" thing to do.

Just lookin' out for ya.

Also, "King of Kong" is one of the best documentaries I've ever seen.

Yeah, but I have a good personality.
Yeah, I shoulda done that a while ago and I don't want to be not in, I'll get around to it some time this year.
For real.

Just looking at documentaries "King of Kong" and "Pumping Iron" are my favorite two. King of Kong crosses over into my favorite non-documentary movie list as well though.

You really only need a good personality, money or a big wang. I'm broke, and we all know I'm a complete ass tard. Yeeeeeah! :applause:
You've GOT to be in. Else...you're out. You don't want to be OUT. DO YOU???
For serious.

I still get choked for poor ol' Steve. That fucking Billy Mitchell is a fucking pedo-rapist, I swear to god.

Also, tell her show her boobs.

Liss, if you read this...you could take some lessons from what Hex's girl is about to do here.

Show your boobs that is. Just...epic.

;)

So Hex. I was driving home today. Wondering about your future with this girl. I was thinking, is the reason you have yet to propose because her name is Niomi and not like...Naomi or some other, more real name? I'm not saying it's a GOOD reason to hold out, but I would totally back you.

Just wanted to ask.

That's the exact reasoning.

I might be out in Sandusky tomorrow, I forget where you live and I am not wasting my time to check, but it seems like you live some where near there.

True story. I live in Medina which is about 2 hours from Sandusky. So...not "drive out to see Hex" close, but definitely "drive to Cedar Point for the day" close.