Hex is gonna be happy
 

latest study shows that masturbation reduces risk of prostate cancer.
http://www.newscientist.com/article.ns?id=dn3942

discuss (hex's perversion)

Uh...yeah, this was posted about a year ago, nice try though.

look geet, the point isnt the neuvo-ness of the post... its that I hate hex... WE ALL hate hex.. doesnt that make you feel like family?

hehe
 

This is cause for celebration.

Consider me very healthy.

only becuase of me

Now i have an excuse!

What? Im just trying to reduce my chances of getting prostrate cancer.

I've masturbated with two guys in the room. Neither of them knew. It's like Elite Navy Seals Jerkin'.

And yeah, this study was concluded in like 1997. I knew about this back before I knew what masturbation was.

was masturbation the reason you slacked off on the sending secret santa hex?

::glare::

O_O

... part of me wants to know why and how... the other part of me wants to slit the first parts throat...

you have dishonored our culture hex..... you must spend 7 minutes in heaven with mike.

what's with the hex bashing?

... lemme guess... plain old jane... jep?

well i woulda changed it back (eventually) to jep, but we can no longer do so in this hack.

what a little bitch

I feel the need to remind you that you are the only person on this board more queer than me...

what about that babonga chick?

::shrug:: what in particular made her queerer than hex?

damn what a little bitch

jay kay hex, i love you... but seriously, I'm dying from cancer... ::rolls eyes::

stop being such a little bitch

i really want to lock this topic. this could go on forever.