if y0ur not drunk dont reply - Page 15

raublekick · 05-19-2006, 03:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by thecreeper

without his alcohol, his headbutts are powerless!

ok, like, when is that ever going to be an issue, really?

Optimus Funk · 05-20-2006, 03:00 AM

Ok I have a few things to say to you, first off Liss, I gave you man points out of pure friendship and kindness I know you are not a man and thus you have no need or want of man point but I gave them cause you do deserve them partly for what stormy said white wines and red meats dont mix that was the .5 point, and the 1 point for drinking an entire bottle of wine regardless of type, looking at the type of wine and making a point system based off of that is girlish, ZACH and LISS!. I am a certified man point giver when given you dont ask why or disagree god dammit you just accept and say thank you Hohman, THANK YOU!, and I just drank a bottle of charrrrdonaaay tonight, and some drambuie(scottish whiskey and honey w/herbs) man points abound!

Liss · 05-20-2006, 03:12 PM

Well, then... thank you.

And I mixed my white with red meat because I was too lazy to go to the store, and it was good, so take that!

thecreeper · 05-21-2006, 09:26 PM

there should really be a testtube drunk dialing phone list. i mean, come on. who doesn't want to hear from me and optimus at inopportune times in the evening?

Marshall · 05-22-2006, 12:53 AM

you know... I posted my phone number once and no one called it.

thecreeper · 05-22-2006, 01:13 PM

well it's because no one likes you.

Optimus Funk · 05-22-2006, 01:29 PM

<----555-3049 (tee hee hee!

)

Marshall · 05-22-2006, 02:46 PM

Liss · 05-22-2006, 03:04 PM

I like you Marshall. And I hope to see you this summer.

Stormy · 05-23-2006, 01:04 AM

Posting because I'm drunk!

johnny · 05-23-2006, 06:14 AM

that doesn't read like a drunken post.

teensupernothing · 05-23-2006, 06:45 AM

you don't read like a drunken post!

Stormy · 05-23-2006, 01:04 PM

I type efficiently while under the influence.

Marshall · 05-23-2006, 04:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Liss

I like you Marshall. And I hope to see you this summer.

oh of course!

thecreeper · 05-24-2006, 08:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stormy

I type efficiently while under the influence.

efficiently? perhaps precisely? rigorously? unerring?

Optimus Funk · 05-26-2006, 01:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stormy

Posting because I'm drunk!

I think we as drunk posters(most us are that and more), deserve more then just a little shit stain in the underwear that is your post, we want to know what was consumed, what your thinking about, your three favorite songs heard that evening if you think you gained any cavities during your drinking time and which teeth i.e. upper left 1st bicuspid, and if you had any you know encounters...., Ill give you an example this evening for me...

I drank...
Guiness
Molson
High Life
Molson
Molson
Sparks
Hoegaarden
Shot of tequilla
Shot of something carmel tasting
Molson
Gin(Blue Sapphire) and tonic
Coke straight up!

I was thinking mostly about a strange dream I had about singing Starship's "We built this city" with my friends at the bar, about the piston and miami game that was on, and about texas hold'em and blowing off my one friend's house poker tourney.

Three fav songs heard that evening...
R.E.M. "Oddfellows Local 151"
The Roots "Seed 2.0"
Queens of the Stone Age "Witch Hunter"

Look mom no cavities!

A few encounters only one worth mentioning getting into an arguement with the female bartender over the pistons and miami game niether of use cared about the game, but I acted like I did and she accused me of saying All women dont care and shouldnt care about sports they dont understand like basketball, I never said such a thing....bitch

and ontop of that all I defer you to beeferoni!

Mr Biglesworth · 05-26-2006, 03:04 AM

yeah fuck you and your details, i'm drunk

Marshall · 05-26-2006, 03:08 AM

I DEMAND WOMEN

squirrels2nuts · 05-26-2006, 03:53 PM

40oz of 40 creeeeek
rated #1.
fuck, when's my
pete's uh...gun! be done...?

Stormy · 05-26-2006, 06:35 PM

Quote:

I think we as drunk posters(most us are that and more), deserve more then just a little shit stain in the underwear that is your post, we want to know what was consumed, what your thinking about, your three favorite songs heard that evening if you think you gained any cavities during your drinking time and which teeth i.e. upper left 1st bicuspid, and if you had any you know encounters...., Ill give you an example this evening for me...

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr Biglesworth

yeah fuck you and your details, i'm drunk

05-20-2006, 03:00 AM	#282
Optimus Funk Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Lancaster, PA Posts: 551	Ok I have a few things to say to you, first off Liss, I gave you man points out of pure friendship and kindness I know you are not a man and thus you have no need or want of man point but I gave them cause you do deserve them partly for what stormy said white wines and red meats dont mix that was the .5 point, and the 1 point for drinking an entire bottle of wine regardless of type, looking at the type of wine and making a point system based off of that is girlish, ZACH and LISS!. I am a certified man point giver when given you dont ask why or disagree god dammit you just accept and say thank you Hohman, THANK YOU!, and I just drank a bottle of charrrrdonaaay tonight, and some drambuie(scottish whiskey and honey w/herbs) man points abound! __________________ "You ain't lived till you got head from a vampire!" Darius McCrary(better know as Eddie Winslow from family matters)to Jon Bon Jovi in Vampires: Los Muertos "MY LOVE FOR YOU IS LIKE A TRUCK, BERSERKER!, WOULD YOU LIKE SOME MAKING FUCK?, BERSERKER!"

05-21-2006, 09:26 PM	#284
thecreeper Administrator Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Lancaster, PA Posts: 2,330	there should really be a testtube drunk dialing phone list. i mean, come on. who doesn't want to hear from me and optimus at inopportune times in the evening? __________________ good-evil.net - ahh, wade boggs...goes down smooth.

05-22-2006, 01:13 PM	#286
thecreeper Administrator Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Lancaster, PA Posts: 2,330	well it's because no one likes you. __________________ good-evil.net - ahh, wade boggs...goes down smooth.

05-22-2006, 01:29 PM	#287
Optimus Funk Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Lancaster, PA Posts: 551	<----555-3049 (tee hee hee! ) __________________ "You ain't lived till you got head from a vampire!" Darius McCrary(better know as Eddie Winslow from family matters)to Jon Bon Jovi in Vampires: Los Muertos "MY LOVE FOR YOU IS LIKE A TRUCK, BERSERKER!, WOULD YOU LIKE SOME MAKING FUCK?, BERSERKER!"

05-20-2006, 03:12 PM	#283
Liss hex can see my boobs Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 749	Well, then... thank you. And I mixed my white with red meat because I was too lazy to go to the store, and it was good, so take that!

05-22-2006, 12:53 AM	#285
Marshall Member Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Georgia Posts: 267	you know... I posted my phone number once and no one called it.

05-22-2006, 02:46 PM	#288
Marshall Member Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Georgia Posts: 267

05-22-2006, 03:04 PM	#289
Liss hex can see my boobs Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 749	I like you Marshall. And I hope to see you this summer.

05-23-2006, 01:04 AM	#290
Stormy i'm horny for hex Join Date: Oct 2004 Posts: 679	Posting because I'm drunk!

05-23-2006, 06:14 AM	#291
johnny Moderator Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Upper Canada Posts: 1,276	that doesn't read like a drunken post.

05-23-2006, 06:45 AM	#292
teensupernothing Member Join Date: Oct 2004 Posts: 208	you don't read like a drunken post!

05-23-2006, 01:04 PM	#293
Stormy i'm horny for hex Join Date: Oct 2004 Posts: 679	I type efficiently while under the influence.

05-26-2006, 03:04 AM	#297
Mr Biglesworth Member Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: I live in London Posts: 862	yeah fuck you and your details, i'm drunk

05-26-2006, 03:08 AM	#298
Marshall Member Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Georgia Posts: 267	I DEMAND WOMEN

05-26-2006, 03:53 PM	#299
squirrels2nuts Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Nowhere Posts: 557	40oz of 40 creeeeek rated #1. fuck, when's my pete's uh...gun! be done...?