if y0ur not drunk dont reply - Page 33

Optimus Funk · 01-31-2007, 03:20 PM

Klingon Blood Wine!, I will tear your vulcan ears off, and kick your ass back to Romulus!

Optimus Funk · 02-01-2007, 01:46 AM

I wanted to delete my overtly nerded out statement, but I didnt, I am in some respects quick nerdy but not in terms of drinking. I need to post about stomry's problem, it happened to me aswell. I fell into the rut of drinking, well not really I think I have a new favorite drink almost everytime I go out to the bar, but still. You need to at the end of your night, ask the bartender, or bartenderissa about the drink book, they will have one, and they will love to give it to you.(liss back me up you have to admit you like making something new, and or different for a customer, right?). Ask the bartender, or bartenderissa what his/her favorite drink is, or their favorite letter, month of the year, season whatever and use the first letter of whatever they say, and turn to a random page, or you could just turn to a random page though that cuts out their participation quite a bit and may piss them off. get whatever drink you think would be different on the page, I mean tonight I had a werewolf, it fucking rocked ass!, I have had so many weird ass drinks using this method, it works.......DO IT!

Optimus Funk · 02-01-2007, 01:49 AM

If you sweet talk them you can also get this last drink on the house, ask them if they want to take it with you or whatnot, it works!, Also tip well all the time, I do this and you will be rewarded in service time, and free drinks now and again!

Optimus Funk · 02-02-2007, 02:21 AM

I drank alot more new drinks like 1. A Warsaw, and a 2. Fogbreaker? sor something, the warsaw was great, not so much on the foggy shit. I also came ome and woke up watching some show this a song that had the lyrics, "Time to bust out the booty.....PROCREATE!", over and over again I stand by thos lyrics, so woman, bust out the booty!

johnny · 02-02-2007, 05:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stormy

What's a caesar?

!?!

vodka + clamato + some seasoning + celery + lime (though i like lemon better)

from some website:

Quote:

Ingredients:
Salt
dash of Tabasco
1 oz Vodka
Celery Salt
Pepper
Clamato juice
dash of Worcestershire sauce

Directions:
Rim tall glass with celery salt, fill with ice and ingredients. Garnish with a celery stick, straw, and lime.

1oz of vodka seems kinda weak though.. that just gives you an idea.

raublekick · 02-02-2007, 09:47 AM

I think ol' Optimus and I just might have made a little pact to drive off the grand canyon in a sports car when we are 80.

Optimus Funk · 02-02-2007, 01:10 PM

Italian Sports Car, lets not get skimpy here andrew...

Stormy · 02-02-2007, 10:48 PM

that is an important goal.

I was drinking wine, and now I'm post-drunk tipsy and very sleepy

Liss · 02-03-2007, 01:14 AM

drunk following drinking games, an argument with my roommate, and a close call with reality.

raublekick · 02-03-2007, 01:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stormy

that is an important goal.

I was drinking wine, and now I'm post-drunk tipsy and very sleepy

i love wine drowsiness.

i have a bottle of bully hill that has been sitting here since around new years. it needs to disapear soon.

Liss · 02-03-2007, 09:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Liss

drunk following drinking games, an argument with my roommate, and a close call with reality.

Hey, I didn't remember even getting on my computer last night until I saw this. Thats no good.

Liss · 02-03-2007, 09:35 AM

PS

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stormy

that is an important goal.

I agree.

Stormy · 02-03-2007, 10:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Liss

drunk following drinking games, an argument with my roommate, and a close call with reality.

What happened? I hope the argument didn't cause any major problems.

Quote:

Hey, I didn't remember even getting on my computer last night until I saw this. Thats no good.

It's such a weird feeling, isn't it? I remember waking up one morning, finding an illegible conversation (on my part) with a friend in mIRC.

Quote:

i love wine drowsiness.

i have a bottle of bully hill that has been sitting here since around new years. it needs to disapear soon.

Naw, keep it around awhile. I feel bad that I got into one of my bigger bottles of Santa Carolina. There's something accomplished about a full wine rack.

raublekick · 02-03-2007, 11:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stormy

Naw, keep it around awhile. I feel bad that I got into one of my bigger bottles of Santa Carolina. There's something accomplished about a full wine rack.

yeah but i don't so much have a wine rack as i do a little floorspace in my bedroom. it does, however, look good sitting in a configuration with my guitar and amp. i think it would be a bit more avant-garde if it was empty and had a flower in it.

crap i still have a 1.5 liter bottle hiding somewhere as well.

Optimus Funk · 02-04-2007, 01:26 AM

dude
guys\
cmon BLOOD WINE
LETS GO IS AMAZING

raublekick · 02-04-2007, 01:36 AM

what are you tyalking about? what am i talking abouit?

uh, apologues to anyone whi may have gotten a phone call

Optimus Funk · 02-04-2007, 01:38 AM

cock suck, you are bag of douche focus on that you licker!

Optimus Funk · 02-04-2007, 01:42 AM

I am Dr. Casual! I got the big A,......AIDs, but you know its all cool....

Optimus Funk · 02-07-2007, 12:07 PM

I tried to drunk call all you people last night, I dialed one number thinking it was someone from here, but it was some company in lancaster and I left a drunken message for them. Then I passed out on a couch. All in all I would call it a success.

Stormy · 02-07-2007, 08:32 PM

I'm milking my leftover wine for what it's worth, because I don't have class until 2 tomorrow, and while I'm supposed to work in the lab, I have no participants signed up.

01-31-2007, 03:20 PM	#641
Optimus Funk Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Lancaster, PA Posts: 551	Klingon Blood Wine!, I will tear your vulcan ears off, and kick your ass back to Romulus! __________________ "You ain't lived till you got head from a vampire!" Darius McCrary(better know as Eddie Winslow from family matters)to Jon Bon Jovi in Vampires: Los Muertos "MY LOVE FOR YOU IS LIKE A TRUCK, BERSERKER!, WOULD YOU LIKE SOME MAKING FUCK?, BERSERKER!"

02-01-2007, 01:46 AM	#642
Optimus Funk Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Lancaster, PA Posts: 551	I wanted to delete my overtly nerded out statement, but I didnt, I am in some respects quick nerdy but not in terms of drinking. I need to post about stomry's problem, it happened to me aswell. I fell into the rut of drinking, well not really I think I have a new favorite drink almost everytime I go out to the bar, but still. You need to at the end of your night, ask the bartender, or bartenderissa about the drink book, they will have one, and they will love to give it to you.(liss back me up you have to admit you like making something new, and or different for a customer, right?). Ask the bartender, or bartenderissa what his/her favorite drink is, or their favorite letter, month of the year, season whatever and use the first letter of whatever they say, and turn to a random page, or you could just turn to a random page though that cuts out their participation quite a bit and may piss them off. get whatever drink you think would be different on the page, I mean tonight I had a werewolf, it fucking rocked ass!, I have had so many weird ass drinks using this method, it works.......DO IT! __________________ "You ain't lived till you got head from a vampire!" Darius McCrary(better know as Eddie Winslow from family matters)to Jon Bon Jovi in Vampires: Los Muertos "MY LOVE FOR YOU IS LIKE A TRUCK, BERSERKER!, WOULD YOU LIKE SOME MAKING FUCK?, BERSERKER!"

02-01-2007, 01:49 AM	#643
Optimus Funk Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Lancaster, PA Posts: 551	If you sweet talk them you can also get this last drink on the house, ask them if they want to take it with you or whatnot, it works!, Also tip well all the time, I do this and you will be rewarded in service time, and free drinks now and again! __________________ "You ain't lived till you got head from a vampire!" Darius McCrary(better know as Eddie Winslow from family matters)to Jon Bon Jovi in Vampires: Los Muertos "MY LOVE FOR YOU IS LIKE A TRUCK, BERSERKER!, WOULD YOU LIKE SOME MAKING FUCK?, BERSERKER!"

02-02-2007, 02:21 AM	#644
Optimus Funk Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Lancaster, PA Posts: 551	I drank alot more new drinks like 1. A Warsaw, and a 2. Fogbreaker? sor something, the warsaw was great, not so much on the foggy shit. I also came ome and woke up watching some show this a song that had the lyrics, "Time to bust out the booty.....PROCREATE!", over and over again I stand by thos lyrics, so woman, bust out the booty! __________________ "You ain't lived till you got head from a vampire!" Darius McCrary(better know as Eddie Winslow from family matters)to Jon Bon Jovi in Vampires: Los Muertos "MY LOVE FOR YOU IS LIKE A TRUCK, BERSERKER!, WOULD YOU LIKE SOME MAKING FUCK?, BERSERKER!"

02-02-2007, 09:47 AM	#646
raublekick Moderator Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Lancastuh, PA Posts: 1,678	I think ol' Optimus and I just might have made a little pact to drive off the grand canyon in a sports car when we are 80. __________________ http://www.good-evil.net slap that bitch, sell her coke

02-02-2007, 01:10 PM	#647
Optimus Funk Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Lancaster, PA Posts: 551	Italian Sports Car, lets not get skimpy here andrew... __________________ "You ain't lived till you got head from a vampire!" Darius McCrary(better know as Eddie Winslow from family matters)to Jon Bon Jovi in Vampires: Los Muertos "MY LOVE FOR YOU IS LIKE A TRUCK, BERSERKER!, WOULD YOU LIKE SOME MAKING FUCK?, BERSERKER!"

02-02-2007, 10:48 PM	#648
Stormy i'm horny for hex Join Date: Oct 2004 Posts: 679	that is an important goal. I was drinking wine, and now I'm post-drunk tipsy and very sleepy

02-03-2007, 01:14 AM	#649
Liss hex can see my boobs Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 749	drunk following drinking games, an argument with my roommate, and a close call with reality.

02-04-2007, 01:26 AM	#655
Optimus Funk Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Lancaster, PA Posts: 551	dude guys\ cmon BLOOD WINE LETS GO IS AMAZING __________________ "You ain't lived till you got head from a vampire!" Darius McCrary(better know as Eddie Winslow from family matters)to Jon Bon Jovi in Vampires: Los Muertos "MY LOVE FOR YOU IS LIKE A TRUCK, BERSERKER!, WOULD YOU LIKE SOME MAKING FUCK?, BERSERKER!"

02-04-2007, 01:36 AM	#656
raublekick Moderator Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Lancastuh, PA Posts: 1,678	what are you tyalking about? what am i talking abouit? uh, apologues to anyone whi may have gotten a phone call __________________ http://www.good-evil.net slap that bitch, sell her coke

02-04-2007, 01:38 AM	#657
Optimus Funk Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Lancaster, PA Posts: 551	cock suck, you are bag of douche focus on that you licker! __________________ "You ain't lived till you got head from a vampire!" Darius McCrary(better know as Eddie Winslow from family matters)to Jon Bon Jovi in Vampires: Los Muertos "MY LOVE FOR YOU IS LIKE A TRUCK, BERSERKER!, WOULD YOU LIKE SOME MAKING FUCK?, BERSERKER!"

02-04-2007, 01:42 AM	#658
Optimus Funk Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Lancaster, PA Posts: 551	I am Dr. Casual! I got the big A,......AIDs, but you know its all cool.... __________________ "You ain't lived till you got head from a vampire!" Darius McCrary(better know as Eddie Winslow from family matters)to Jon Bon Jovi in Vampires: Los Muertos "MY LOVE FOR YOU IS LIKE A TRUCK, BERSERKER!, WOULD YOU LIKE SOME MAKING FUCK?, BERSERKER!"

02-07-2007, 12:07 PM	#659
Optimus Funk Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Lancaster, PA Posts: 551	I tried to drunk call all you people last night, I dialed one number thinking it was someone from here, but it was some company in lancaster and I left a drunken message for them. Then I passed out on a couch. All in all I would call it a success. __________________ "You ain't lived till you got head from a vampire!" Darius McCrary(better know as Eddie Winslow from family matters)to Jon Bon Jovi in Vampires: Los Muertos "MY LOVE FOR YOU IS LIKE A TRUCK, BERSERKER!, WOULD YOU LIKE SOME MAKING FUCK?, BERSERKER!"

02-07-2007, 08:32 PM	#660
Stormy i'm horny for hex Join Date: Oct 2004 Posts: 679	I'm milking my leftover wine for what it's worth, because I don't have class until 2 tomorrow, and while I'm supposed to work in the lab, I have no participants signed up.