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Old 02-28-2005, 09:22 PM   #1
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I hate when you need to shit, but you're really hungry too.

Especially when, because you're hungry, your bowels refuse to let loose. I mean, what the hell are you supposed to do?
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Old 02-28-2005, 10:12 PM   #2
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Thanks for sharing that bit of info...

I guess to solve your problem, instead of taking a magazine to the bathroom..yeah, too nasty to go any further.
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Old 02-28-2005, 10:19 PM   #3
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I'm just saying in general. It's the fucking worst paradox of the body.
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Old 02-28-2005, 10:28 PM   #4
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Old 02-28-2005, 11:37 PM   #5
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Tell me about it... my bowels are the worst!
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Old 03-01-2005, 07:37 AM   #6
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Old 03-01-2005, 09:18 AM   #7
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Old 03-01-2005, 12:17 PM   #8
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i like how the only girl here is more vile than all of the guys.

thanks for breaking down the walls of sterotypicallity!

(i just made up a new word)
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Old 03-01-2005, 03:34 PM   #9
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i like how the only girl here is more vile than all of the guys.

thanks for breaking down the walls of sterotypicallity!

(i just made up a new word)
I resent that!
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Old 03-01-2005, 04:01 PM   #10
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only girl my ass! come on! i'm hurt.
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Old 03-01-2005, 08:22 PM   #11
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I have a cold right now, so I'm gonna say having so much nasal drip that you barf it up every half hour is pretty up there with terrible feelings.
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Old 03-01-2005, 09:44 PM   #12
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I have a cold right now, so I'm gonna say having so much nasal drip that you barf it up every half hour is pretty up there with terrible feelings.
I feel ya, I spit a loogie today that actually bounced... damn cold.
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Old 03-01-2005, 09:57 PM   #13
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You two are so vulgar, like oh my God. That was disgusting.


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Old 03-01-2005, 10:47 PM   #14
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Re: I hate when you need to shit, but you're really hungry t

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Especially when, because you're hungry, your bowels refuse to let loose. I mean, what the hell are you supposed to do?
this was the worst part of the thing i had a few weeks back. well, i wasn't hungry but i just kept throwing up.
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Old 03-01-2005, 11:58 PM   #15
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i actually have this issue with the "sudden shits" where i am fine up till about 30 seconds before the poop wants out when suddenly my ass rumbles and i need to run to the nearest toilet. it usually blows itself out of my ass like a shotgun and is over in a matter of seconds.

i swear, its the college food. its killing me.
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Old 03-02-2005, 12:19 AM   #16
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i actually have this issue with the "sudden shits" where i am fine up till about 30 seconds before the poop wants out when suddenly my ass rumbles and i need to run to the nearest toilet. it usually blows itself out of my ass like a shotgun and is over in a matter of seconds.

i swear, its the college food. its killing me.
that's right on the money for my bowel behavior! it sucks being a commuter when those hit, knowing that you have to drive 15 more minutes on the damned bumpy roads in the hot sun until you get to your bathroom...

ever have the ones where you aren't 100% sure on your odds of actually making it to the can? fuck, that's the worst.
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Old 03-02-2005, 12:45 AM   #17
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oh totally, i've had some ass clenchers the past few days, and i wasn't even far away from a toilet.
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Old 03-02-2005, 08:37 AM   #18
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what about the ones where you exert about 99% of your energy on about 90% of the poop? you're just left with this little bit of poo, and you know it's there, you can feel it, but there is just nothing left to help squeeze it out. sometimes it gets stuck poking out like a turtle head, and you just gotta sit there until you can summon a fart to pop it out.
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Old 03-02-2005, 01:19 PM   #19
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Ever have one of those where you're driving back from bowling and the driver doesn't stop at Denny's when you're about 15 minutes from the house and end up having to shit next to a semi-abandoned building on the side of the road at like 1 in the morning when its freezing cold and 3 people are waiting for you in their car and your sock has to take one for the team?

I hate you bastards, I had actually pushed that out of my mind.
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Old 03-02-2005, 01:23 PM   #20
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Dude, I actually saw some people hanging around there the other day on my way home from class. They were probably inspecting the lot for a possible purchase, hopefully they didn't find your browned sock.
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