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Old 08-18-2006, 08:54 AM   #1
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SoaP(Snakes on a Plane)

I don't care what all you non-believers say, This is a great movie, so great infact we all went to the premiere. It is entertaining from start to finish, there is never a part where you are just left to chill and think about the happenings and how fucking ridiculous the entire thing actually is. It knows it is a "bad" movie and rolls around in it as a pig would its own filth, spitting out cliche one liners, gruesome deaths(so many good ones), tacky corporate tie ins, and easily rememberable characters with little to no backstory. I mean in the wake of all this terror shit, people don't seem to get it anymore, why go to the movies to watch some horrible somber movie and reflect on the tragedies of our past, well if you can truely consider 9/11 our past, we all remember that day vividly in our minds, I dont think it is like we need a reminder so soon. The movies boomed in the 1930s because people wanted to escape the bullshit going on around them, and like today I think the movies should still be an escape from all the bullshit going on around us, not a place to wallow in it...oh and a chick totally gets bit right on her tit! ENJOY!
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Old 08-20-2006, 11:44 PM   #2
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dude, that tit bite was almost as great and the dick bite.

completely worth the money, and i honestly thought it wouldnt be.
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Old 08-21-2006, 09:44 AM   #3
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i just like how the movie is so rediculous, but doesn't come off as too trying at any point. never did i think "ok guys, now you're just being zany for the sake of being zany"
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Old 08-21-2006, 05:29 PM   #4
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Lets start a new poll for which death is the "best in show" out of the entire movie.
I nominate the opening scene bat beating, heel through the ear death, and the dog/prick asshole man python death. More suggestions are welcome beside the two already mentioned tit, and dick.
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Old 08-22-2006, 10:32 PM   #5
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i for one couldnt stop laughing at the dog death.
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Old 08-23-2006, 08:03 PM   #6
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Quote:
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Lets start a new poll for which death is the "best in show" out of the entire movie.
I nominate the opening scene bat beating, heel through the ear death, and the dog/prick asshole man python death. More suggestions are welcome beside the two already mentioned tit, and dick.
I do believe it was an anaconda, actually. Pythons have fangs, anacondas have teeths.

:ushes glasses up on nose::
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Old 08-23-2006, 11:38 PM   #7
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I do believe it was an anaconda, actually. Pythons have fangs, anacondas have teeths.

:ushes glasses up on nose::
And I do believe that it is teeth, not teeths as the pural of tooth. If we want to get all high, mighty, and technical on each other.

*pushes glasses up on dick*
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Old 08-23-2006, 11:46 PM   #8
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Oh and the anaconda barb wire pic, awesomenessity
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Old 08-24-2006, 02:51 AM   #9
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i originally typed "teefs" but decided it was just too damn much

but i see you stand corrected
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Old 08-24-2006, 11:22 AM   #10
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Oh my god, Lissypooh, read this and weep, I know about the whole teeth, fangs thing you got going on but just read it!

Quoted from imdb "450 snakes were used including one 22-foot-long Burmese python." And here is the website for you non believers Hohman is right!

Good thing I dont sit down and roll over when someone flashes some scientific what not in my face, huh bebe? :P
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Old 08-24-2006, 04:05 PM   #11
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"The fake working title that was written on the clappers was Anaconda 3"

lol, anyway, i almost peed in my jeans when that big mammajamma got sucked out the damn plane.
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