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01-21-2007, 11:42 AM | #621 |
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i was going to complain about the length of yer post, but then i noticed the one i made above it..
the last time i was in montreal we stayed an extra night after we played a gig, and we all ended up going to this huge strip club called supersex.. i agree with you on the weirdness of the whole experience. generally speaking, the people who hang out in strip clubs strike me as kinda scuzzy.. i don't want to be around them. |
01-21-2007, 12:07 PM | #622 |
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2/3 of the forums i frequent now have active talk of strip clubs and paying for sex...
time to post on ubuntuforums... |
01-22-2007, 07:35 PM | #623 |
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I tend to really enjoy strip clubs. I've made "friends" with strippers before, and I like giving uber big tips because it really is tedious work, like yall said. Plus, strip joints tend to have discounts for the ladies! Then again, I tend to go to very small clubs with less business; conversations flow easily and the DJs talk directly to me over the loudspeaker. I get drinks bought for me and win pool games by accident, so I think my situation is different from yalls. I'll have to go to a nice big one in Vegas or LA and see how it goes....update to come later.
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01-22-2007, 08:10 PM | #624 |
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im a fuckin bum so when i go to the strippers, it's with friends, and i have to be paid for the minute i get in the door for the cover. needless to say, i probly only get a beer and not much else. hold onto it for a looong time. maybe a table dance at the table we're sitting at. my sugar momma doesnt fuckin care. she has a better time than i do cause she has money though and only gives me some change to go on stage. i can't explain the awkwardness of telling a beautiful women you don't have enough/any money to look at them naked. theyre usually good about it. either theyre like "aw thats alright" or "how much do you have?" uhh not enough... i tipped the shooter girl the quarter i had one time. the black midget in the washroom even washed my hands when i told him i didnt have any money. but then there was the time some stripper thought i was gonna buy pot off her and when i didnt and just left after the bank machine was broke, some douche came up to me and asked if i owed a girl some money and then punched me in the face and other guys stomped my friend in the street. fuck Solid Golds, Neil. fuck it.
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01-22-2007, 10:32 PM | #625 |
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amen brotha, fuck that shit
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01-22-2007, 10:56 PM | #626 |
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I went to a strip club on thursday night for a bachelor party and I was drunk as shit. I enjoyed it though becuase my buddy brent and I sat in the very back and watched from afar.
I felt kind of awkward. I love naked girls and I love booze, but in different atmospheres. |
01-23-2007, 02:14 AM | #627 |
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I don't go to strip clubs. Enough said.
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01-23-2007, 02:18 AM | #628 |
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Also I am drunk off os some god damn beer called insanity, it sucked so bad and have me a massive headache so maybe it is what it is. Also this girl totally was trying to show me Little Miss Sunshine but it was a burnt DVD, and the DVD player and I would have none of it! I really want to see it now, but I have about $20 dollars in late fees at my video rental hot spot so I may just buy it....update to come later.
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01-23-2007, 03:22 AM | #629 |
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it's a good flick yo
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01-23-2007, 09:50 AM | #630 | |
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It is a great movie!
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01-23-2007, 09:52 AM | #631 | |
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01-23-2007, 09:07 PM | #632 | |
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01-23-2007, 11:20 PM | #633 | |
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01-24-2007, 10:30 AM | #634 |
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I ain't got nothin'.
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01-25-2007, 01:04 AM | #635 |
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Ok, I have five really important things to say!
1. Stormy will you marry me? 2. Liss will you marry me? 3. Andrew(raublekick) will you marry* me? 4. I need a really good tax write off like I am/was getting married, and soon. I make more then a single person should so I have to pay alot of taxes in a few months . So marry me, I can be good when not drunk(I am drunk now but not wif we marry). 5. I think my gift for secret santa rocked! 6.(bonus!) I conviced 5 random people at the bar to drink what I was drinking for $6.50(and they liked it too!), and I had beeferoni last night, it kicked ass!
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01-25-2007, 01:05 AM | #636 |
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*Only in New Hampshire, and whatever else place lets that shit go down
It's also cool if you all or (yall thats for you liss) say no, but know this I do put out! I promise you that!
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01-30-2007, 11:25 PM | #637 |
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I've fallen into a pattern we all know: the cycle of ordering the same few drinks at the bar. Give me a bourbon ginger, a jack and coke, a gin and tonic. I know I can switch it up with other drinks, but I want to try something new the next time I'm out.
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01-31-2007, 06:05 AM | #638 |
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beer? i'm not crazy about mixed drinks, except for rum and coke. white rum..
what about... gin and ginger? vodka and tonic? a ceasar? |
01-31-2007, 10:36 AM | #639 |
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Beer is always a choice, but it comes after the liquor.
I'll try a gin and ginger, though I think I'll prefer the bourbon out of habit. What's a caesar? |
01-31-2007, 10:48 AM | #640 |
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Vulcan Mind Meld!!!
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