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Old 02-01-2005, 05:08 PM   #1
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ATTN: testtubers

I am a huge dork, today in microbio, I said the most dorky thing ever. In reference to macromolecules, I happened to say while explaining them to my lab partner that "Amino Acids" are my favorite macromolecules. And then, I realized I'm a huge dork for having a favorite macromolecule.

any thoughts on this torrid subject?
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Old 02-01-2005, 05:36 PM   #2
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There was not enough allusion to the internet for you to be dorky.
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Old 02-01-2005, 09:00 PM   #3
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this thread is pretty gay

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Old 02-01-2005, 11:02 PM   #4
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I also wrote a poem about whales, am I dorky yet?

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This is a story about Jerry,
He's a very big whale,
He loves climbing trees and Flying kites,
But most of all Jerry likes heights.

You see, Jerry wishes he could fly,
Since he was a little whale pup,
He wished he could fly when he grows up,
He's tried many a time with not much result,
He's tried wax wings, and wooden stilts,
He's tried attaching balloons and burping a lot,
He's tried gluing feathers to his ass,
But to no avail, Jerry could not fly.

Then one night, Jerry was crying quietly,
And he looked up to the sky and saw the stars brightly,
Then he realized that he soared through a sky nightly,
A sky made of water, and this caused Jerry to kick and dance
And jump and splash through the water, all the while smiling.

Smiling everywhere he went, the whale soared through his sky,
All the other whales called him "Jerry the Flying Whale!"
And he was a happy whale!

Until one day he got shot in the eye with a harpoon,
Now they call him, "Jerry the One-Eyed Whale."
He mostly just talks to himself and swims into things now...

We don't like to talk about him much...
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Old 02-02-2005, 02:01 AM   #5
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Your story sucked. Microbiology sucks. Amino Acids Suck.
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Old 02-02-2005, 07:34 AM   #6
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your not a nerd till you eat bugers...
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Old 02-02-2005, 10:12 AM   #7
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Your story sucked. Microbiology sucks. Amino Acids Suck.
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::runs bawling into another room::
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Old 02-02-2005, 08:24 PM   #8
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Old 02-02-2005, 10:38 PM   #9
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the truth hurts, jerry...

yeah, hah, you're definitely a microbiology nerd... there's nothing like realizing you're specialized in a field when you realize you've become emotionally involved in its structures or when you start making esoteric jokes. I'm definitely a philosophy nerd. I made up the name of a philosophy story I wrote about Platonic forms and their subsequent treatment by Plotinus while i was walking home from school:
"My love for her Forms was Neoplatonic, which is to say... Metaphysical".

Prize for anyone who can tell me the 4 levels on which that's funny.
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Old 02-03-2005, 07:27 AM   #10
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the truth hurts, jerry...

"My love for her Forms was Neoplatonic, which is to say... Metaphysical".

Prize for anyone who can tell me the 4 levels on which that's funny.
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Old 02-03-2005, 03:47 PM   #11
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i've heard my share of bad jokes in the computer science department...i think its a given in any field as nerdy as that.
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Old 02-03-2005, 03:59 PM   #12
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the truth hurts, jerry...

"My love for her Forms was Neoplatonic, which is to say... Metaphysical".

Prize for anyone who can tell me the 4 levels on which that's funny.
I.... ::falls to the ground and shatters like glass::
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