if y0ur not drunk dont reply - Page 18

thecreeper · 06-20-2006, 10:34 PM

liss better get those drunken phone calls soon and comment on them. i want to know what was said.

raublekick · 06-20-2006, 11:36 PM

i'm pretty sure i just said something along the lines of "uh, he liss, this is raub, creeper gave me his phone, sorry to bother you."

Optimus Funk · 06-21-2006, 09:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Liss

lovely! a week on lake havasu, sunsun sun, and lots of coldbeers.

Lakes aren't good places to have computers..., or any place with lots of cold beers. So I say you'll have to wait till weeks end, creepa.

Liss · 06-21-2006, 05:16 PM

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Originally Posted by raublekick

i'm pretty sure i just said something along the lines of "uh, he liss, this is raub, creeper gave me his phone, sorry to bother you."

That is indeed what you said, raub, honey. I only listened to the messages this morning while making the last leg of my trip cross country because I was out of service for a long time. And let me tell you, that is something to wake up to at 4 am on old I-20!

1. "I'm not optimus funk. Just optimus. The funk is too FORMAL!"
2. Something from Justin about how July is the month of DANGER because the koala bears invade from Africa and attack. (note: Koala bears do not reside in Africa). (and he sounded WAY fuctup)
3. "Uh, hey Liss, this is raublekick. Um, creeper gave me the phone. Just saying hi. Sorry to bother you." Or something like that.

There's loads more more MORE, but I only got home to Gulf Shores 30 minutes ago, and I'm dying to shave my legs and get drunk. More later, perhaps. I have all the messages saved.

PS. This means drunk-dialing war. Beware, creep, my friend.

thecreeper · 06-21-2006, 06:15 PM

raub you are such a pansy.

raublekick · 06-21-2006, 09:13 PM

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Originally Posted by thecreeper

raub you are such a pansy.

sorry man i wasn't drunk and i was kinda trying to get away for a bit.

thecreeper · 06-21-2006, 10:23 PM

next time, we're getting you drunk first and YOU'RE initiating the call.

Liss · 06-22-2006, 09:45 AM

"I realize... this is optimus. No! (screaming) This is seriously optimus. (screaming). I'm just saying, you probably shouldn't ...(end of message)"

"Waasssaaap, it's Justin. Justin talking to Liss, see! (Optimus and Justin conversing) (someone says) We just tore up the zip code sign and threw it across the lawn!!! (conversing) Be careful because July is coming and it's a really dangerous month! I dont think you understand...the koala bears in africa will unite and we WILL become an endangered species because they WILL be attacking the united nations...of...america....uh...welcome to the DANGERZONE!! Bambahmbahmbambahm!!!"

Hi liss, this is raublekick. thecreeper gave me his cellphone and now I am talking on it. i just wanted to say hi. You're a great person. Bye. (in the background: "you're such a puss---)

Ah, it doesn't work. I just can't recreate the effect in writing. I tried.

Optimus Funk · 06-22-2006, 10:51 AM

Well now you can't use ignorance as an excuse for when the koalas start a'comming. We warned you, and dont use that "koalas arent from africa" line on me, we've all heard that a hundred times that is what they want you to think. So when they start pouring in from africa, we are all caught with our heads in the sand.

No one suspects the african koala!, Liss, no one.

Marshall · 06-22-2006, 11:47 PM

im going to be trashed tomorrow night.

6784784188

I expect Drunk Vs Drunk phone calls.

or i could call you guys. I need numbers to call.

Optimus Funk · 06-24-2006, 01:42 AM

I should call you but I am way wasted, I jsut went into a condemmed building in lancaster you now the old watt and shands building dudes, and I totally stoled a liscense plate from the building that I found it was last inspected '88. numbers are 981-56E, awesome maybe not but crazy time dodging some god damn budget rate security dude, priceless!!!!, I gotta do that again.

Liss · 06-24-2006, 04:06 AM

Holy shit im drunk. So heres the thing. I almost called zach just now for revenge, but then i relazed its 4 am and got really upset that my night went by so fast by way of bar visits, drinking games, and conversational swigs. I started drinking at 130 pm and havent stopped until now---its 405 and i am a light weight and i just sat on the hood of a car that turned the ass of my pants black. And I got bit by many mosquitoes. And i didnt smoke a single ciggie so im damn proud.

raublekick · 06-25-2006, 01:01 AM

liss, i apologize.

no wait, that's what a fool believes.

i'm takin' it to te streets

Optimus Funk · 06-25-2006, 01:34 AM

Wozers!!!!! I wish the encylopeida covered me and all the shit I did tonight, man so much whiskey, so much vodka, so much rock and rye you know you liked it bitches!!!!!, Liss I tried to piss your picture onto someones house but I think I drank too much, eveveryone else I am sorry for talking to you for some crazy amount of time, but I did win at darts!!!! I did fair and square, UTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!! only andrew know of the governing man of the south mall called UTH! oh yeah I had like three shots of yeager, or what ever!

Optimus Funk · 06-25-2006, 01:35 AM

Beer! too!!!awe

thecreeper · 06-25-2006, 01:46 AM

and yeah. good night. i think we called the entire testtube phone list.

Optimus Funk · 06-25-2006, 01:51 AM

Eat horse shit!

thecreeper · 06-25-2006, 01:59 AM

hey fuck you man. at least i know where to go in case of zombie attack.

Liss · 06-25-2006, 04:01 AM

goddammit i answered your calls and i called you and im so hurting and want to die and i encouraged the sexual harradment scene that was going on with my manager from work and at the moment im glad bbut i wont be tomorrow and im not sure ive ever uhad the hiccups this bad and im so drunk drunk drunk. and i played volleyball today and cooked food and i love ttt. yay

Optimus Funk · 06-25-2006, 08:39 AM

Like drunk hiccups, from old timey cartoons? Cause thats just funny

06-20-2006, 10:34 PM	#341
thecreeper Administrator Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Lancaster, PA Posts: 2,330	liss better get those drunken phone calls soon and comment on them. i want to know what was said. __________________ good-evil.net - ahh, wade boggs...goes down smooth.

06-20-2006, 11:36 PM	#342
raublekick Moderator Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Lancastuh, PA Posts: 1,678	i'm pretty sure i just said something along the lines of "uh, he liss, this is raub, creeper gave me his phone, sorry to bother you." __________________ http://www.good-evil.net slap that bitch, sell her coke

06-21-2006, 06:15 PM	#345
thecreeper Administrator Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Lancaster, PA Posts: 2,330	raub you are such a pansy. __________________ good-evil.net - ahh, wade boggs...goes down smooth.

06-21-2006, 10:23 PM	#347
thecreeper Administrator Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Lancaster, PA Posts: 2,330	next time, we're getting you drunk first and YOU'RE initiating the call. __________________ good-evil.net - ahh, wade boggs...goes down smooth.

06-22-2006, 09:45 AM	#348
Liss hex can see my boobs Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 749	"I realize... this is optimus. No! (screaming) This is seriously optimus. (screaming). I'm just saying, you probably shouldn't ...(end of message)" "Waasssaaap, it's Justin. Justin talking to Liss, see! (Optimus and Justin conversing) (someone says) We just tore up the zip code sign and threw it across the lawn!!! (conversing) Be careful because July is coming and it's a really dangerous month! I dont think you understand...the koala bears in africa will unite and we WILL become an endangered species because they WILL be attacking the united nations...of...america....uh...welcome to the DANGERZONE!! Bambahmbahmbambahm!!!" Hi liss, this is raublekick. thecreeper gave me his cellphone and now I am talking on it. i just wanted to say hi. You're a great person. Bye. (in the background: "you're such a puss---) Ah, it doesn't work. I just can't recreate the effect in writing. I tried. Last edited by Liss : 06-23-2006 at 09:22 AM.

06-22-2006, 10:51 AM	#349
Optimus Funk Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Lancaster, PA Posts: 551	Well now you can't use ignorance as an excuse for when the koalas start a'comming. We warned you, and dont use that "koalas arent from africa" line on me, we've all heard that a hundred times that is what they want you to think. So when they start pouring in from africa, we are all caught with our heads in the sand. No one suspects the african koala!, Liss, no one. __________________ "You ain't lived till you got head from a vampire!" Darius McCrary(better know as Eddie Winslow from family matters)to Jon Bon Jovi in Vampires: Los Muertos "MY LOVE FOR YOU IS LIKE A TRUCK, BERSERKER!, WOULD YOU LIKE SOME MAKING FUCK?, BERSERKER!"

06-22-2006, 11:47 PM	#350
Marshall Member Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Georgia Posts: 267	im going to be trashed tomorrow night. 6784784188 I expect Drunk Vs Drunk phone calls. or i could call you guys. I need numbers to call.

06-24-2006, 01:42 AM	#351
Optimus Funk Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Lancaster, PA Posts: 551	I should call you but I am way wasted, I jsut went into a condemmed building in lancaster you now the old watt and shands building dudes, and I totally stoled a liscense plate from the building that I found it was last inspected '88. numbers are 981-56E, awesome maybe not but crazy time dodging some god damn budget rate security dude, priceless!!!!, I gotta do that again. __________________ "You ain't lived till you got head from a vampire!" Darius McCrary(better know as Eddie Winslow from family matters)to Jon Bon Jovi in Vampires: Los Muertos "MY LOVE FOR YOU IS LIKE A TRUCK, BERSERKER!, WOULD YOU LIKE SOME MAKING FUCK?, BERSERKER!"

06-24-2006, 04:06 AM	#352
Liss hex can see my boobs Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 749	Holy shit im drunk. So heres the thing. I almost called zach just now for revenge, but then i relazed its 4 am and got really upset that my night went by so fast by way of bar visits, drinking games, and conversational swigs. I started drinking at 130 pm and havent stopped until now---its 405 and i am a light weight and i just sat on the hood of a car that turned the ass of my pants black. And I got bit by many mosquitoes. And i didnt smoke a single ciggie so im damn proud.

06-25-2006, 01:01 AM	#353
raublekick Moderator Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Lancastuh, PA Posts: 1,678	liss, i apologize. no wait, that's what a fool believes. i'm takin' it to te streets __________________ http://www.good-evil.net slap that bitch, sell her coke

06-25-2006, 01:34 AM	#354
Optimus Funk Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Lancaster, PA Posts: 551	Wozers!!!!! I wish the encylopeida covered me and all the shit I did tonight, man so much whiskey, so much vodka, so much rock and rye you know you liked it bitches!!!!!, Liss I tried to piss your picture onto someones house but I think I drank too much, eveveryone else I am sorry for talking to you for some crazy amount of time, but I did win at darts!!!! I did fair and square, UTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!! only andrew know of the governing man of the south mall called UTH! oh yeah I had like three shots of yeager, or what ever! __________________ "You ain't lived till you got head from a vampire!" Darius McCrary(better know as Eddie Winslow from family matters)to Jon Bon Jovi in Vampires: Los Muertos "MY LOVE FOR YOU IS LIKE A TRUCK, BERSERKER!, WOULD YOU LIKE SOME MAKING FUCK?, BERSERKER!"

06-25-2006, 01:35 AM	#355
Optimus Funk Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Lancaster, PA Posts: 551	Beer! too!!!awe __________________ "You ain't lived till you got head from a vampire!" Darius McCrary(better know as Eddie Winslow from family matters)to Jon Bon Jovi in Vampires: Los Muertos "MY LOVE FOR YOU IS LIKE A TRUCK, BERSERKER!, WOULD YOU LIKE SOME MAKING FUCK?, BERSERKER!"

06-25-2006, 01:46 AM	#356
thecreeper Administrator Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Lancaster, PA Posts: 2,330	and yeah. good night. i think we called the entire testtube phone list. __________________ good-evil.net - ahh, wade boggs...goes down smooth.

06-25-2006, 01:51 AM	#357
Optimus Funk Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Lancaster, PA Posts: 551	Eat horse shit! __________________ "You ain't lived till you got head from a vampire!" Darius McCrary(better know as Eddie Winslow from family matters)to Jon Bon Jovi in Vampires: Los Muertos "MY LOVE FOR YOU IS LIKE A TRUCK, BERSERKER!, WOULD YOU LIKE SOME MAKING FUCK?, BERSERKER!"

06-25-2006, 01:59 AM	#358
thecreeper Administrator Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Lancaster, PA Posts: 2,330	hey fuck you man. at least i know where to go in case of zombie attack. __________________ good-evil.net - ahh, wade boggs...goes down smooth.

06-25-2006, 04:01 AM	#359
Liss hex can see my boobs Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 749	goddammit i answered your calls and i called you and im so hurting and want to die and i encouraged the sexual harradment scene that was going on with my manager from work and at the moment im glad bbut i wont be tomorrow and im not sure ive ever uhad the hiccups this bad and im so drunk drunk drunk. and i played volleyball today and cooked food and i love ttt. yay

06-25-2006, 08:39 AM	#360
Optimus Funk Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Lancaster, PA Posts: 551	Like drunk hiccups, from old timey cartoons? Cause thats just funny __________________ "You ain't lived till you got head from a vampire!" Darius McCrary(better know as Eddie Winslow from family matters)to Jon Bon Jovi in Vampires: Los Muertos "MY LOVE FOR YOU IS LIKE A TRUCK, BERSERKER!, WOULD YOU LIKE SOME MAKING FUCK?, BERSERKER!"