if y0ur not drunk dont reply

raublekick · 06-03-2005, 09:18 AM

i was drunk last night, so this counts. our friend pissed in a wishing well outside of a hotel, and me and creeper went on an adventure into someone's yard.

thecreeper · 06-03-2005, 10:23 AM

we needed to light someone on fire though.

johnny · 06-03-2005, 11:39 AM

i am breaking the rules of this thread

sharkz · 06-03-2005, 10:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by johnny

i am breaking the rules of this thread

ban

thecreeper · 06-04-2005, 08:57 AM

i remember having the hardest time finding this topic, it was on the second page but i went through every page looking for this damn thing. i nearly posted another drunk topic when i finally found it.

malta · 06-05-2005, 11:43 AM

Went canada side friday, bought a 375 of bombay and a 6 of export, my friend a 375 of st remy and everyone else a few cases of beer, poured ice in the hotel tub and got down to business. Stumbled our ass into falls view casino drank a few more beers, hit the strip clubs but all were closing except the massage parlors. Went back to the room and drank till 6, got 4 hours of sleep and woke up with a huge vomit stain next to me on the carpet. Drank the rest of our beers and the last quarter of my bombay, went back to the clubs, had more beers and a lap dance by this stripper who bit my ear sending me through time and space.

Went back over the border still wasted, in town 5 minutes before I had to work 6 hours cooking and closing a kitchen. Afterwords went to my friends and smoked tree, went driving and fucked up a turn, got pulled over and ticketed by this asshole cop. My friend got pulled out of the car to be breathlised but he refused to because he wasn't even driving, and eventually he got charged cause he had a fat bag of weed on him.

Went home something like 3 in the morning again. Fuck the police.

GT2000 · 06-05-2005, 12:01 PM

Damn, lucky they didn't give you the possession charge, they like pulling that "your car, your shit" crap.

thecreeper · 06-05-2005, 12:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by malta

Went canada side friday, bought a 375 of bombay and a 6 of export, my friend a 375 of st remy and everyone else a few cases of beer, poured ice in the hotel tub and got down to business. Stumbled our ass into falls view casino drank a few more beers, hit the strip clubs but all were closing except the massage parlors. Went back to the room and drank till 6, got 4 hours of sleep and woke up with a huge vomit stain next to me on the carpet. Drank the rest of our beers and the last quarter of my bombay, went back to the clubs, had more beers and a lap dance by this stripper who bit my ear sending me through time and space.

Went back over the border still wasted, in town 5 minutes before I had to work 6 hours cooking and closing a kitchen. Afterwords went to my friends and smoked tree, went driving and fucked up a turn, got pulled over and ticketed by this asshole cop. My friend got pulled out of the car to be breathlised but he refused to because he wasn't even driving, and eventually he got charged cause he had a fat bag of weed on him.

Went home something like 3 in the morning again. Fuck the police.

damn dude, that sucks. although being propelled through time and space by a stripper must have been a trip.

malta · 06-05-2005, 11:06 PM

My slip just says improper turn. My friend might get a lawyer and fight his charge, and since it was my car I might get pulled into something.

Mr Biglesworth · 06-05-2005, 11:40 PM

I drank some beer and rum today and made a delicious teryaki stir fry with my friend kait, it was good times. I'm glad i stil drink now that i've quit smoking pot and cigarettes. gives me something, y'know?

Plain Old Jane · 06-04-2005, 12:26 PM

this counts cuz I was drunk last night, i went to a party and there were some 25 year old pink shirt collars up douchebags hanging there being generally stupid. which isnt against the rules, its just due to them, everyone got kicked out. but BEFORE that happened, I went up to the garage for some talkage with a friend, by this time i was properly thrashed with smirnoff ices green apple, goo' stuff. anywho, my friends marilyn and ashley are making out in the corner and being the real lesbians they are. over by the stairs, two straight high school girls are sitting near eachother and everyone is goading them to kiss, i'm drunk but I'm like... wtf.. those two are... >.<

anyway they made out, made a big ruckus, then someone asked me if i was a guy or girl, then my friend kristen got TORE UP and puked out the basement window, then someone decided it was a good idea if i drove them to their house to grab their guitar, not noticing that there were three empty smirnoff bottles next to me, then a REALLY drunk kid got sat up in the corner and started playing with legos. it rooled, kinda.. :P kthxdie brain hurts

GT2000 · 06-04-2005, 02:18 PM

3 empty bottles? you pussy...

Mr Biglesworth · 06-04-2005, 03:55 PM

You must feel so vindicated....

Plain Old Jane · 06-05-2005, 03:25 PM

actually, i was sorta pissed, it was one of those bullshit stupid pink shirt frat boy in training collars up asshole parties and I was trying to look like a guy too. very annoying.

I'm a lightweight, yea, thats a good thing, it means my liver still works and i'm a cheap date.

06-03-2005, 09:18 AM	#1
raublekick Moderator Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Lancastuh, PA Posts: 1,678	i was drunk last night, so this counts. our friend pissed in a wishing well outside of a hotel, and me and creeper went on an adventure into someone's yard. __________________ http://www.good-evil.net slap that bitch, sell her coke

06-03-2005, 10:23 AM	#2
thecreeper Administrator Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Lancaster, PA Posts: 2,330	we needed to light someone on fire though. __________________ good-evil.net - ahh, wade boggs...goes down smooth.

06-05-2005, 11:43 AM	#6
malta Member Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: buffalo Posts: 442	Went canada side friday, bought a 375 of bombay and a 6 of export, my friend a 375 of st remy and everyone else a few cases of beer, poured ice in the hotel tub and got down to business. Stumbled our ass into falls view casino drank a few more beers, hit the strip clubs but all were closing except the massage parlors. Went back to the room and drank till 6, got 4 hours of sleep and woke up with a huge vomit stain next to me on the carpet. Drank the rest of our beers and the last quarter of my bombay, went back to the clubs, had more beers and a lap dance by this stripper who bit my ear sending me through time and space. Went back over the border still wasted, in town 5 minutes before I had to work 6 hours cooking and closing a kitchen. Afterwords went to my friends and smoked tree, went driving and fucked up a turn, got pulled over and ticketed by this asshole cop. My friend got pulled out of the car to be breathlised but he refused to because he wasn't even driving, and eventually he got charged cause he had a fat bag of weed on him. Went home something like 3 in the morning again. Fuck the police. Last edited by malta : 06-05-2005 at 11:47 AM.

06-05-2005, 12:01 PM	#7
GT2000 Playing God @ Your Xpense Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Va Beach, Va Posts: 2,040	Damn, lucky they didn't give you the possession charge, they like pulling that "your car, your shit" crap. __________________ Hop in, strap down, and hold on tight.

06-04-2005, 12:26 PM	#11
Plain Old Jane i hate vagina Join Date: Oct 2004 Posts: 841	this counts cuz I was drunk last night, i went to a party and there were some 25 year old pink shirt collars up douchebags hanging there being generally stupid. which isnt against the rules, its just due to them, everyone got kicked out. but BEFORE that happened, I went up to the garage for some talkage with a friend, by this time i was properly thrashed with smirnoff ices green apple, goo' stuff. anywho, my friends marilyn and ashley are making out in the corner and being the real lesbians they are. over by the stairs, two straight high school girls are sitting near eachother and everyone is goading them to kiss, i'm drunk but I'm like... wtf.. those two are... >.< anyway they made out, made a big ruckus, then someone asked me if i was a guy or girl, then my friend kristen got TORE UP and puked out the basement window, then someone decided it was a good idea if i drove them to their house to grab their guitar, not noticing that there were three empty smirnoff bottles next to me, then a REALLY drunk kid got sat up in the corner and started playing with legos. it rooled, kinda.. :P kthxdie brain hurts __________________ Scary Monsters and Nice Sprites.

06-03-2005, 11:39 AM	#3
johnny Moderator Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Upper Canada Posts: 1,276	i am breaking the rules of this thread

06-04-2005, 08:57 AM	#5
thecreeper Administrator Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Lancaster, PA Posts: 2,330	i remember having the hardest time finding this topic, it was on the second page but i went through every page looking for this damn thing. i nearly posted another drunk topic when i finally found it.

06-05-2005, 11:06 PM	#9
malta Member Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: buffalo Posts: 442	My slip just says improper turn. My friend might get a lawyer and fight his charge, and since it was my car I might get pulled into something.

06-05-2005, 11:40 PM	#10
Mr Biglesworth Member Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: I live in London Posts: 862	I drank some beer and rum today and made a delicious teryaki stir fry with my friend kait, it was good times. I'm glad i stil drink now that i've quit smoking pot and cigarettes. gives me something, y'know?

06-04-2005, 02:18 PM	#12
GT2000 Playing God @ Your Xpense Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Va Beach, Va Posts: 2,040	3 empty bottles? you pussy... __________________ Hop in, strap down, and hold on tight.

06-04-2005, 03:55 PM	#13
Mr Biglesworth Member Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: I live in London Posts: 862	You must feel so vindicated....

06-05-2005, 03:25 PM	#14
Plain Old Jane i hate vagina Join Date: Oct 2004 Posts: 841	actually, i was sorta pissed, it was one of those bullshit stupid pink shirt frat boy in training collars up asshole parties and I was trying to look like a guy too. very annoying. I'm a lightweight, yea, thats a good thing, it means my liver still works and i'm a cheap date. __________________ Scary Monsters and Nice Sprites.

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