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johnny · 01-21-2007, 11:42 AM

i was going to complain about the length of yer post, but then i noticed the one i made above it..

the last time i was in montreal we stayed an extra night after we played a gig, and we all ended up going to this huge strip club called supersex.. i agree with you on the weirdness of the whole experience. generally speaking, the people who hang out in strip clubs strike me as kinda scuzzy.. i don't want to be around them.

raublekick · 01-21-2007, 12:07 PM

2/3 of the forums i frequent now have active talk of strip clubs and paying for sex...

time to post on ubuntuforums...

Liss · 01-22-2007, 07:35 PM

I tend to really enjoy strip clubs. I've made "friends" with strippers before, and I like giving uber big tips because it really is tedious work, like yall said. Plus, strip joints tend to have discounts for the ladies! Then again, I tend to go to very small clubs with less business; conversations flow easily and the DJs talk directly to me over the loudspeaker. I get drinks bought for me and win pool games by accident, so I think my situation is different from yalls. I'll have to go to a nice big one in Vegas or LA and see how it goes....update to come later.

squirrels2nuts · 01-22-2007, 08:10 PM

im a fuckin bum so when i go to the strippers, it's with friends, and i have to be paid for the minute i get in the door for the cover. needless to say, i probly only get a beer and not much else. hold onto it for a looong time. maybe a table dance at the table we're sitting at. my sugar momma doesnt fuckin care. she has a better time than i do cause she has money though and only gives me some change to go on stage. i can't explain the awkwardness of telling a beautiful women you don't have enough/any money to look at them naked. theyre usually good about it. either theyre like "aw thats alright" or "how much do you have?" uhh not enough... i tipped the shooter girl the quarter i had one time. the black midget in the washroom even washed my hands when i told him i didnt have any money. but then there was the time some stripper thought i was gonna buy pot off her and when i didnt and just left after the bank machine was broke, some douche came up to me and asked if i owed a girl some money and then punched me in the face and other guys stomped my friend in the street. fuck Solid Golds, Neil. fuck it.

Mr Biglesworth · 01-22-2007, 10:32 PM

amen brotha, fuck that shit

Marshall · 01-22-2007, 10:56 PM

I went to a strip club on thursday night for a bachelor party and I was drunk as shit. I enjoyed it though becuase my buddy brent and I sat in the very back and watched from afar.

I felt kind of awkward. I love naked girls and I love booze, but in different atmospheres.

Optimus Funk · 01-23-2007, 02:14 AM

I don't go to strip clubs. Enough said.

Optimus Funk · 01-23-2007, 02:18 AM

Also I am drunk off os some god damn beer called insanity, it sucked so bad and have me a massive headache so maybe it is what it is. Also this girl totally was trying to show me Little Miss Sunshine but it was a burnt DVD, and the DVD player and I would have none of it! I really want to see it now, but I have about $20 dollars in late fees at my video rental hot spot so I may just buy it....update to come later.

Mr Biglesworth · 01-23-2007, 03:22 AM

it's a good flick yo

Stormy · 01-23-2007, 09:50 AM

It is a great movie!

Quote:

I don't go to strip clubs. Enough said.

I've never been.

heX · 01-23-2007, 09:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stormy

I've never been.

sure

Stormy · 01-23-2007, 09:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by heX

sure

I don't have to pay for medical school until I get in.

squirrels2nuts · 01-23-2007, 11:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stormy

I don't have to pay for medical school until I get in.

work it while you got it! save up that nest egg!

Stormy · 01-24-2007, 10:30 AM

I ain't got nothin'.

Optimus Funk · 01-25-2007, 01:04 AM

Ok, I have five really important things to say!

1. Stormy will you marry me?

2. Liss will you marry me?

3. Andrew(raublekick) will you marry* me?

4. I need a really good tax write off like I am/was getting married, and soon. I make more then a single person should so I have to pay alot of taxes in a few months

. So marry me, I can be good when not drunk(I am drunk now but not wif we marry).

5. I think my gift for secret santa rocked!

6.(bonus!) I conviced 5 random people at the bar to drink what I was drinking for $6.50(and they liked it too!), and I had beeferoni last night, it kicked ass!

Optimus Funk · 01-25-2007, 01:05 AM

*Only in New Hampshire, and whatever else place lets that shit go down

It's also cool if you all or (yall

thats for you liss) say no, but know this I do put out! I promise you that!

Stormy · 01-30-2007, 11:25 PM

I've fallen into a pattern we all know: the cycle of ordering the same few drinks at the bar. Give me a bourbon ginger, a jack and coke, a gin and tonic. I know I can switch it up with other drinks, but I want to try something new the next time I'm out.

Any recommendations?

johnny · 01-31-2007, 06:05 AM

beer? i'm not crazy about mixed drinks, except for rum and coke. white rum..

what about... gin and ginger? vodka and tonic? a ceasar?

Stormy · 01-31-2007, 10:36 AM

Beer is always a choice, but it comes after the liquor.

I'll try a gin and ginger, though I think I'll prefer the bourbon out of habit. What's a caesar?

raublekick · 01-31-2007, 10:48 AM

Vulcan Mind Meld!!!

01-21-2007, 12:07 PM	#622
raublekick Moderator Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Lancastuh, PA Posts: 1,678	2/3 of the forums i frequent now have active talk of strip clubs and paying for sex... time to post on ubuntuforums... __________________ http://www.good-evil.net slap that bitch, sell her coke

01-23-2007, 02:14 AM	#627
Optimus Funk Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Lancaster, PA Posts: 551	I don't go to strip clubs. Enough said. __________________ "You ain't lived till you got head from a vampire!" Darius McCrary(better know as Eddie Winslow from family matters)to Jon Bon Jovi in Vampires: Los Muertos "MY LOVE FOR YOU IS LIKE A TRUCK, BERSERKER!, WOULD YOU LIKE SOME MAKING FUCK?, BERSERKER!"

01-23-2007, 02:18 AM	#628
Optimus Funk Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Lancaster, PA Posts: 551	Also I am drunk off os some god damn beer called insanity, it sucked so bad and have me a massive headache so maybe it is what it is. Also this girl totally was trying to show me Little Miss Sunshine but it was a burnt DVD, and the DVD player and I would have none of it! I really want to see it now, but I have about $20 dollars in late fees at my video rental hot spot so I may just buy it....update to come later. __________________ "You ain't lived till you got head from a vampire!" Darius McCrary(better know as Eddie Winslow from family matters)to Jon Bon Jovi in Vampires: Los Muertos "MY LOVE FOR YOU IS LIKE A TRUCK, BERSERKER!, WOULD YOU LIKE SOME MAKING FUCK?, BERSERKER!"

01-25-2007, 01:04 AM	#635
Optimus Funk Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Lancaster, PA Posts: 551	Ok, I have five really important things to say! 1. Stormy will you marry me? 2. Liss will you marry me? 3. Andrew(raublekick) will you marry* me? 4. I need a really good tax write off like I am/was getting married, and soon. I make more then a single person should so I have to pay alot of taxes in a few months . So marry me, I can be good when not drunk(I am drunk now but not wif we marry). 5. I think my gift for secret santa rocked! 6.(bonus!) I conviced 5 random people at the bar to drink what I was drinking for $6.50(and they liked it too!), and I had beeferoni last night, it kicked ass! __________________ "You ain't lived till you got head from a vampire!" Darius McCrary(better know as Eddie Winslow from family matters)to Jon Bon Jovi in Vampires: Los Muertos "MY LOVE FOR YOU IS LIKE A TRUCK, BERSERKER!, WOULD YOU LIKE SOME MAKING FUCK?, BERSERKER!"

01-25-2007, 01:05 AM	#636
Optimus Funk Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Lancaster, PA Posts: 551	Only in New Hampshire, and whatever else place lets that shit go down It's also cool if you all or (yall thats for you liss) say no, but know this I do put out! I promise you that! __________________ "You ain't lived till you got head from a vampire!" Darius McCrary(better know as Eddie Winslow from family matters)to Jon Bon Jovi in Vampires: Los Muertos "MY LOVE FOR YOU IS LIKE A TRUCK, BERSERKER!, WOULD YOU LIKE SOME MAKING FUCK?, BERSERKER!" Last edited by Optimus Funk : 01-25-2007 at 01:12 AM.*

01-21-2007, 11:42 AM	#621
johnny Moderator Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Upper Canada Posts: 1,276	i was going to complain about the length of yer post, but then i noticed the one i made above it.. the last time i was in montreal we stayed an extra night after we played a gig, and we all ended up going to this huge strip club called supersex.. i agree with you on the weirdness of the whole experience. generally speaking, the people who hang out in strip clubs strike me as kinda scuzzy.. i don't want to be around them.

01-22-2007, 07:35 PM	#623
Liss hex can see my boobs Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 749	I tend to really enjoy strip clubs. I've made "friends" with strippers before, and I like giving uber big tips because it really is tedious work, like yall said. Plus, strip joints tend to have discounts for the ladies! Then again, I tend to go to very small clubs with less business; conversations flow easily and the DJs talk directly to me over the loudspeaker. I get drinks bought for me and win pool games by accident, so I think my situation is different from yalls. I'll have to go to a nice big one in Vegas or LA and see how it goes....update to come later.

01-22-2007, 08:10 PM	#624
squirrels2nuts Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Nowhere Posts: 557	im a fuckin bum so when i go to the strippers, it's with friends, and i have to be paid for the minute i get in the door for the cover. needless to say, i probly only get a beer and not much else. hold onto it for a looong time. maybe a table dance at the table we're sitting at. my sugar momma doesnt fuckin care. she has a better time than i do cause she has money though and only gives me some change to go on stage. i can't explain the awkwardness of telling a beautiful women you don't have enough/any money to look at them naked. theyre usually good about it. either theyre like "aw thats alright" or "how much do you have?" uhh not enough... i tipped the shooter girl the quarter i had one time. the black midget in the washroom even washed my hands when i told him i didnt have any money. but then there was the time some stripper thought i was gonna buy pot off her and when i didnt and just left after the bank machine was broke, some douche came up to me and asked if i owed a girl some money and then punched me in the face and other guys stomped my friend in the street. fuck Solid Golds, Neil. fuck it.

01-22-2007, 10:32 PM	#625
Mr Biglesworth Member Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: I live in London Posts: 862	amen brotha, fuck that shit

01-22-2007, 10:56 PM	#626
Marshall Member Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Georgia Posts: 267	I went to a strip club on thursday night for a bachelor party and I was drunk as shit. I enjoyed it though becuase my buddy brent and I sat in the very back and watched from afar. I felt kind of awkward. I love naked girls and I love booze, but in different atmospheres.

01-23-2007, 03:22 AM	#629
Mr Biglesworth Member Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: I live in London Posts: 862	it's a good flick yo

01-24-2007, 10:30 AM	#634
Stormy i'm horny for hex Join Date: Oct 2004 Posts: 679	I ain't got nothin'.

01-30-2007, 11:25 PM	#637
Stormy i'm horny for hex Join Date: Oct 2004 Posts: 679	I've fallen into a pattern we all know: the cycle of ordering the same few drinks at the bar. Give me a bourbon ginger, a jack and coke, a gin and tonic. I know I can switch it up with other drinks, but I want to try something new the next time I'm out. Any recommendations?

01-31-2007, 06:05 AM	#638
johnny Moderator Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Upper Canada Posts: 1,276	beer? i'm not crazy about mixed drinks, except for rum and coke. white rum.. what about... gin and ginger? vodka and tonic? a ceasar?

01-31-2007, 10:36 AM	#639
Stormy i'm horny for hex Join Date: Oct 2004 Posts: 679	Beer is always a choice, but it comes after the liquor. I'll try a gin and ginger, though I think I'll prefer the bourbon out of habit. What's a caesar?

01-31-2007, 10:48 AM	#640
raublekick Moderator Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Lancastuh, PA Posts: 1,678	Vulcan Mind Meld!!! __________________ http://www.good-evil.net slap that bitch, sell her coke

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