if y0ur not drunk dont reply - Page 21

johnny · 07-07-2006, 06:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by squirrels2nuts

make sure you wear a helmet! ahahahhaha
ps i love drunk driving too.

i'm sure i already know the answer to this, but.. has anybody ever told you that you're a fucking idiot before?

Optimus Funk · 07-15-2006, 02:24 AM

My head tells me to do to the bathroom but my bladder say I can hold it in, should I risk it? you be the judge! fuck I have to go. yeah and german 7 century old beer sucks ass!!!!!!!!! I hate you Lienevievfiefbeiubfatfrauenkieter whatever the name was zach do you know? yueling is better/

Daze · 07-20-2006, 01:00 AM

Huzzah for Alcohol.

Marshall · 07-20-2006, 01:07 AM

who the fuck..?

Also, going to St. Louis this weekend. If anyone wants to come party in a hotel room with a bunch of nerds, feel free.

thecreeper · 07-20-2006, 06:47 PM

yeah...seriously. i expect explanations!

Stormy · 07-20-2006, 09:56 PM

that was the longest gin and tonic of my life

squirrels2nuts · 07-20-2006, 10:58 PM

i saw peter frampton tonight!
do you feeeeeel like we do?

oh and also, loverboy and eddie money.
everybody's jerkin on the weekend...
two tickets to paradise...
huh?

Liss · 07-21-2006, 09:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stormy

that was the longest gin and tonic of my life

vodka and soda. I cant get past this absolut phase. And it is slowly destroying my brain.

Optimus Funk · 07-23-2006, 03:47 AM

vodka sucks, who wants some god damn well filtered liqour!, corn mash moonshine is the shit! you fuckers!, EAT MY SHIT

testtubebaby · 07-29-2006, 12:58 PM

drunk!!!!!!!!! korea = $130 for a bottle of absolute... good thing i wasn't paying.

Daze · 07-31-2006, 04:35 PM

Sapphire and Tonic... extra lime...... god... I drink way to many of these.

GT2000 · 07-31-2006, 06:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by testtubebaby

drunk!!!!!!!!! korea = $130 for a bottle of absolute... good thing i wasn't paying.

...You're kidding right?

I got 4 .5 liter bottles of GOOD vodka for like..a total of 880 rubles...

Optimus Funk · 08-01-2006, 01:49 AM

rubles, I want rubies, RUBIES!, cause they are worth more, and I assume smell more like strawberries! WITH CREAMER!

Optimus Funk · 08-01-2006, 01:50 AM

also I want a dark haired russian female and vodka......still waiting. It is only tuesday and I am trashed

Optimus Funk · 08-01-2006, 01:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Daze

Sapphire

Bombay Sapphire, my friend if so, you and I have a good chance of being friends until I headbutt your ass to the floor....good gin, though Tom Collins rule over the the gin and soda world!

GT2000 · 08-01-2006, 04:56 PM

Be lucky you got anything..as in nothing..nothing is still something.

Liss · 08-02-2006, 03:13 AM

i just called zach at 4 am his time. mwahhaahhaha. i am d----runk. and i just kicked 2 guyss asses twice in a row at video bowling. who says girls are bad at sports, bitches? and at drinking? huh? and i had a guy at a bar tell me to save my virginity until i met the right man. and i went from one bar where my whole graduating class from high school was partying, or at least a dozen of them, to my locals bar, to the gulf of mexico in my panties. i went swimming, and im even skeered of sharks.

Marshall · 08-02-2006, 10:39 PM

When I come to mobile, we are hanging out.

Optimus Funk · 08-03-2006, 12:27 AM

I want to hang, I am so drunk I called liss with xzahcs phone but he called dumbly I mean I dnt nkoe I had so mch wine tomorrow II be better! adn call you all Marshalll how was the game we talked about now kidding where is my chainsaw?

Liss · 08-03-2006, 09:03 AM

yea, sorry I couldn't talk when you called. I had to be at work at 11 pm for a deep clean behind the bars that lasted until 3:30 am. Now it is 9:00 am and I am leaving to go back and work!!

07-15-2006, 02:24 AM	#402
Optimus Funk Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Lancaster, PA Posts: 551	My head tells me to do to the bathroom but my bladder say I can hold it in, should I risk it? you be the judge! fuck I have to go. yeah and german 7 century old beer sucks ass!!!!!!!!! I hate you Lienevievfiefbeiubfatfrauenkieter whatever the name was zach do you know? yueling is better/ __________________ "You ain't lived till you got head from a vampire!" Darius McCrary(better know as Eddie Winslow from family matters)to Jon Bon Jovi in Vampires: Los Muertos "MY LOVE FOR YOU IS LIKE A TRUCK, BERSERKER!, WOULD YOU LIKE SOME MAKING FUCK?, BERSERKER!"

07-20-2006, 06:47 PM	#405
thecreeper Administrator Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Lancaster, PA Posts: 2,330	yeah...seriously. i expect explanations! __________________ good-evil.net - ahh, wade boggs...goes down smooth.

07-23-2006, 03:47 AM	#409
Optimus Funk Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Lancaster, PA Posts: 551	vodka sucks, who wants some god damn well filtered liqour!, corn mash moonshine is the shit! you fuckers!, EAT MY SHIT __________________ "You ain't lived till you got head from a vampire!" Darius McCrary(better know as Eddie Winslow from family matters)to Jon Bon Jovi in Vampires: Los Muertos "MY LOVE FOR YOU IS LIKE A TRUCK, BERSERKER!, WOULD YOU LIKE SOME MAKING FUCK?, BERSERKER!"

07-29-2006, 12:58 PM	#410
testtubebaby Moderator Join Date: Oct 2004 Posts: 631	drunk!!!!!!!!! korea = $130 for a bottle of absolute... good thing i wasn't paying. __________________ use this link, buy from threadless, earn me points, keep the cycle moving...

08-01-2006, 01:49 AM	#413
Optimus Funk Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Lancaster, PA Posts: 551	rubles, I want rubies, RUBIES!, cause they are worth more, and I assume smell more like strawberries! WITH CREAMER! __________________ "You ain't lived till you got head from a vampire!" Darius McCrary(better know as Eddie Winslow from family matters)to Jon Bon Jovi in Vampires: Los Muertos "MY LOVE FOR YOU IS LIKE A TRUCK, BERSERKER!, WOULD YOU LIKE SOME MAKING FUCK?, BERSERKER!"

07-20-2006, 01:00 AM	#403
Daze Junior Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 3	Huzzah for Alcohol.

07-20-2006, 01:07 AM	#404
Marshall Member Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Georgia Posts: 267	who the fuck..? Also, going to St. Louis this weekend. If anyone wants to come party in a hotel room with a bunch of nerds, feel free.

07-20-2006, 09:56 PM	#406
Stormy i'm horny for hex Join Date: Oct 2004 Posts: 679	that was the longest gin and tonic of my life

07-20-2006, 10:58 PM	#407
squirrels2nuts Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Nowhere Posts: 557	i saw peter frampton tonight! do you feeeeeel like we do? oh and also, loverboy and eddie money. everybody's jerkin on the weekend... two tickets to paradise... huh?

07-31-2006, 04:35 PM	#411
Daze Junior Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 3	Sapphire and Tonic... extra lime...... god... I drink way to many of these.

08-01-2006, 01:50 AM	#414
Optimus Funk Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Lancaster, PA Posts: 551	also I want a dark haired russian female and vodka......still waiting. It is only tuesday and I am trashed __________________ "You ain't lived till you got head from a vampire!" Darius McCrary(better know as Eddie Winslow from family matters)to Jon Bon Jovi in Vampires: Los Muertos "MY LOVE FOR YOU IS LIKE A TRUCK, BERSERKER!, WOULD YOU LIKE SOME MAKING FUCK?, BERSERKER!"

08-01-2006, 04:56 PM	#416
GT2000 Playing God @ Your Xpense Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Va Beach, Va Posts: 2,040	Be lucky you got anything..as in nothing..nothing is still something. __________________ Hop in, strap down, and hold on tight.

08-02-2006, 03:13 AM	#417
Liss hex can see my boobs Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 749	i just called zach at 4 am his time. mwahhaahhaha. i am d----runk. and i just kicked 2 guyss asses twice in a row at video bowling. who says girls are bad at sports, bitches? and at drinking? huh? and i had a guy at a bar tell me to save my virginity until i met the right man. and i went from one bar where my whole graduating class from high school was partying, or at least a dozen of them, to my locals bar, to the gulf of mexico in my panties. i went swimming, and im even skeered of sharks.

08-02-2006, 10:39 PM	#418
Marshall Member Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Georgia Posts: 267	When I come to mobile, we are hanging out.

08-03-2006, 12:27 AM	#419
Optimus Funk Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Lancaster, PA Posts: 551	I want to hang, I am so drunk I called liss with xzahcs phone but he called dumbly I mean I dnt nkoe I had so mch wine tomorrow II be better! adn call you all Marshalll how was the game we talked about now kidding where is my chainsaw? __________________ "You ain't lived till you got head from a vampire!" Darius McCrary(better know as Eddie Winslow from family matters)to Jon Bon Jovi in Vampires: Los Muertos "MY LOVE FOR YOU IS LIKE A TRUCK, BERSERKER!, WOULD YOU LIKE SOME MAKING FUCK?, BERSERKER!"

08-03-2006, 09:03 AM	#420
Liss hex can see my boobs Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 749	yea, sorry I couldn't talk when you called. I had to be at work at 11 pm for a deep clean behind the bars that lasted until 3:30 am. Now it is 9:00 am and I am leaving to go back and work!!

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