I was propositioned with a spot in a "hypnotism training" video

[Stormy]

A message I received a week and a half ago on myspace.com:

Hi Amelia,

Great pics. This is a tad out of left field but thought it wouldn't hurt to ask...do you ever consider freelance modeling/acting jobs at all? I love your look for something I am doing, which is basically an instructional video for how-to-hypnotize (yes, it involves being hypnotized and yes you can bring people with you and yes it is impossible to do ANTHING you wouldn't normally do when you're hypnotized).

Fun job, very generous payrate (50 dollars an hour) plus perks.

Anyway, I've either freaked you out already or intrigued you. Let me know if you'd be at all interested.

Thanks,
Mike

When I first started reading this, all I could picture was this one hypnotism porn video, where the guy is fucking one of his "clients" doggy style while she's hypnotized, and she starts yelling "PAPI! PAPI!"

Seriously, though. That's creepy as hell.

Are there any hilarious ways I can respond besides silence?