What are you shaving?

[Optimus Funk]

Originally Posted by thecreeper

this coming from a guy who uses Garnier Fructis!

I only got it cause that commercial with the chick who pulls the bar out of the building with her new 5x stronger hair, I am just counting down the days till my hair is just as strong! Then fucking tell me that I use a girl's hair product, and I'll tie my hair to your wrists and ankles and bam! With one swift pull your a god-damn quadro, just like that! How did you know I had Garnier anyway, did you look in my shower?!?!?!, Ill need to install curtains, perv!(and in my defense I only have the shampoo, nothing more!)