New Job for your buddy Optimus!

Optimus Funk · 09-01-2006, 12:01 AM

I still have to do a drug test, and then pass a background check but I am a fucking shoe it, my interview was so amazing, I really cant wait till I start sometime within the next two week. I am gonna solve all your alergen problems and then some without fucking pills god damn pharmaceutical companies! EAT SHIT! I am Outie Mousie!

GT2000 · 09-01-2006, 01:27 PM

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I am gonna solve all your alergen problems and then some without fucking pills god damn pharmaceutical companies!

So..uh, what's this job exactly, a, umm..medicine man or some shit?

johnny · 09-01-2006, 05:47 PM

maybe he'll practice tcm and be an acupuncturist/herbalist

Optimus Funk · 09-02-2006, 06:22 PM

Wow, I totally didn't think I was that tipsy, that is barely legible, and no I am not going to be an herbalist, or acupuncturist. I would love to be a witchdoctor/medicine man! But unfortunately the job is at my local hospital's(which is a huge hospital) Alergy Lab.

GT2000 · 09-02-2006, 07:40 PM

Wow, exactly the place that you shouldn't of been hired to work at!

Optimus Funk · 09-03-2006, 02:24 AM

and that is why I didnt put you on my background checklist!, Beacuse you dont believe in me!

johnny · 09-03-2006, 07:40 AM

how about you get a job at a beeferoni canning factory?

Optimus Funk · 09-03-2006, 08:57 AM

All I gotta say Johnny....Internal Theft

thecreeper · 09-05-2006, 05:50 PM

more like Eternal Heft!

you'd weigh like 300 pounds by the end of the year.

but yeah.

how you got a real job at this point is beyond me. and i swear to god, if i see you working at kmart again...

johnny · 09-05-2006, 06:34 PM

i'm sure optimus has it all figured out.

raublekick · 09-05-2006, 06:43 PM

please, don't give him that much credit.

Optimus Funk · 09-06-2006, 12:02 AM

I totally put my two weeks in, creeper, and please give me lots of credit, I want to buy a house..Haha get it? get it!

GT2000 · 09-06-2006, 10:16 AM

*rimshot*

09-01-2006, 12:01 AM	#1
Optimus Funk Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Lancaster, PA Posts: 551	New Job for your buddy Optimus! I still have to do a drug test, and then pass a background check but I am a fucking shoe it, my interview was so amazing, I really cant wait till I start sometime within the next two week. I am gonna solve all your alergen problems and then some without fucking pills god damn pharmaceutical companies! EAT SHIT! I am Outie Mousie! __________________ "You ain't lived till you got head from a vampire!" Darius McCrary(better know as Eddie Winslow from family matters)to Jon Bon Jovi in Vampires: Los Muertos "MY LOVE FOR YOU IS LIKE A TRUCK, BERSERKER!, WOULD YOU LIKE SOME MAKING FUCK?, BERSERKER!"

09-02-2006, 06:22 PM	#4
Optimus Funk Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Lancaster, PA Posts: 551	Wow, I totally didn't think I was that tipsy, that is barely legible, and no I am not going to be an herbalist, or acupuncturist. I would love to be a witchdoctor/medicine man! But unfortunately the job is at my local hospital's(which is a huge hospital) Alergy Lab. __________________ "You ain't lived till you got head from a vampire!" Darius McCrary(better know as Eddie Winslow from family matters)to Jon Bon Jovi in Vampires: Los Muertos "MY LOVE FOR YOU IS LIKE A TRUCK, BERSERKER!, WOULD YOU LIKE SOME MAKING FUCK?, BERSERKER!"

09-02-2006, 07:40 PM	#5
GT2000 Playing God @ Your Xpense Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Va Beach, Va Posts: 2,040	Wow, exactly the place that you shouldn't of been hired to work at! __________________ Hop in, strap down, and hold on tight.

09-03-2006, 02:24 AM	#6
Optimus Funk Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Lancaster, PA Posts: 551	and that is why I didnt put you on my background checklist!, Beacuse you dont believe in me! __________________ "You ain't lived till you got head from a vampire!" Darius McCrary(better know as Eddie Winslow from family matters)to Jon Bon Jovi in Vampires: Los Muertos "MY LOVE FOR YOU IS LIKE A TRUCK, BERSERKER!, WOULD YOU LIKE SOME MAKING FUCK?, BERSERKER!"

09-03-2006, 08:57 AM	#8
Optimus Funk Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Lancaster, PA Posts: 551	All I gotta say Johnny....Internal Theft __________________ "You ain't lived till you got head from a vampire!" Darius McCrary(better know as Eddie Winslow from family matters)to Jon Bon Jovi in Vampires: Los Muertos "MY LOVE FOR YOU IS LIKE A TRUCK, BERSERKER!, WOULD YOU LIKE SOME MAKING FUCK?, BERSERKER!"

09-01-2006, 05:47 PM	#3
johnny Moderator Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Upper Canada Posts: 1,276	maybe he'll practice tcm and be an acupuncturist/herbalist

09-03-2006, 07:40 AM	#7
johnny Moderator Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Upper Canada Posts: 1,276	how about you get a job at a beeferoni canning factory?

09-05-2006, 05:50 PM	#9
thecreeper Administrator Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Lancaster, PA Posts: 2,330	more like Eternal Heft! you'd weigh like 300 pounds by the end of the year. but yeah. how you got a real job at this point is beyond me. and i swear to god, if i see you working at kmart again... __________________ good-evil.net - ahh, wade boggs...goes down smooth.

09-05-2006, 06:34 PM	#10
johnny Moderator Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Upper Canada Posts: 1,276	i'm sure optimus has it all figured out.

09-05-2006, 06:43 PM	#11
raublekick Moderator Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Lancastuh, PA Posts: 1,678	please, don't give him that much credit. __________________ http://www.good-evil.net slap that bitch, sell her coke

09-06-2006, 12:02 AM	#12
Optimus Funk Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Lancaster, PA Posts: 551	I totally put my two weeks in, creeper, and please give me lots of credit, I want to buy a house..Haha get it? get it! __________________ "You ain't lived till you got head from a vampire!" Darius McCrary(better know as Eddie Winslow from family matters)to Jon Bon Jovi in Vampires: Los Muertos "MY LOVE FOR YOU IS LIKE A TRUCK, BERSERKER!, WOULD YOU LIKE SOME MAKING FUCK?, BERSERKER!"

09-06-2006, 10:16 AM	#13
GT2000 Playing God @ Your Xpense Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Va Beach, Va Posts: 2,040	rimshot __________________ Hop in, strap down, and hold on tight.

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