Local school brilliance...

thecreeper · 04-27-2005, 02:10 AM

http://www.mcall.com/news/local/all-...-newslocal-hed

so apparently the only way to fight off bomb threats is to make students give up backpacks. right....

this is near my college too, it's scary the stupid shit people around here do. my only explanation is that we're too close to Jersey.

Plain Old Jane · 04-27-2005, 06:51 AM

thats it, I'M BOMBING YOUR SCHOOL!

jay kay

thecreeper · 04-27-2005, 09:52 AM

ok.

but seriously, what the fuck. how is outlawing bookbags gonna help?

Mr Biglesworth · 04-28-2005, 12:07 AM

all you'll get is a new line of bombs that can be built from smuggled in suppositories

GT2000 · 04-28-2005, 03:30 AM

I didn't read the whole thing, because the small text was a bit much for my drunk ass...but, they did something like that around here...some schools were making see-through backpacks the only type allowed. Thought that was funny back in the day.

Plain Old Jane · 04-28-2005, 06:08 AM

I made mine out of duct tape and it exploded whenever someone touched it with a steaming crab penis... which happened a lot consequently...

04-27-2005, 02:10 AM	#1
thecreeper Administrator Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Lancaster, PA Posts: 2,330	Local school brilliance... http://www.mcall.com/news/local/all-...-newslocal-hed so apparently the only way to fight off bomb threats is to make students give up backpacks. right.... this is near my college too, it's scary the stupid shit people around here do. my only explanation is that we're too close to Jersey. __________________ good-evil.net - ahh, wade boggs...goes down smooth.

04-27-2005, 06:51 AM	#2
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04-27-2005, 09:52 AM	#3
thecreeper Administrator Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Lancaster, PA Posts: 2,330	ok. but seriously, what the fuck. how is outlawing bookbags gonna help? __________________ good-evil.net - ahh, wade boggs...goes down smooth.

04-28-2005, 03:30 AM	#5
GT2000 Playing God @ Your Xpense Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Va Beach, Va Posts: 2,040	I didn't read the whole thing, because the small text was a bit much for my drunk ass...but, they did something like that around here...some schools were making see-through backpacks the only type allowed. Thought that was funny back in the day. __________________ Hop in, strap down, and hold on tight.

04-28-2005, 06:08 AM	#6
Plain Old Jane i hate vagina Join Date: Oct 2004 Posts: 841	I made mine out of duct tape and it exploded whenever someone touched it with a steaming crab penis... which happened a lot consequently... __________________ Scary Monsters and Nice Sprites.

04-28-2005, 12:07 AM	#4
Mr Biglesworth Member Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: I live in London Posts: 862	all you'll get is a new line of bombs that can be built from smuggled in suppositories

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