Baby + rat = Bad shit happens.

GT2000 · 02-27-2007, 06:28 PM

I heard about this on O&A this morning and had to look it up.. apparently a 4 week old infant girl (born prematurely) was attacked by a rodent....

"The parents found rat feces in the crib. Police believe milk or formula that had leaked onto the baby attracted the rodent."

I also have to say.. I love the title of this article: U.S. baby disfigured by rat while sleeping in crib

Makes the rat sound like some fucking hack cosmetic surgeon, heh.

http://www.iht.com/articles/ap/2007/...Rat-Attack.php

Optimus Funk · 02-27-2007, 06:37 PM

"The city funded a rat-control unit in the late 1990s, but budget cuts closed it for about three years, Swoyer said. It reopened last May."

Man I wanna be on a Rat-control Unit called The Pied Pipers!

Liss · 02-27-2007, 07:46 PM

"Swoyer said rats are attracted to food, water and shelter."

No way!

You know what, I can't get that Lady and the Tramp scene out of my head.

GT2000 · 02-27-2007, 08:00 PM

Yes way!!

Just like giving a cop the finger is a fast and easy way to get bludgeoned with a billy club! Who would have thought!.. my head still hurts.

02-27-2007, 06:28 PM	#1
GT2000 Playing God @ Your Xpense Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Va Beach, Va Posts: 2,040	Baby + rat = Bad shit happens. I heard about this on O&A this morning and had to look it up.. apparently a 4 week old infant girl (born prematurely) was attacked by a rodent.... "The parents found rat feces in the crib. Police believe milk or formula that had leaked onto the baby attracted the rodent." I also have to say.. I love the title of this article: U.S. baby disfigured by rat while sleeping in crib Makes the rat sound like some fucking hack cosmetic surgeon, heh. http://www.iht.com/articles/ap/2007/...Rat-Attack.php

02-27-2007, 06:37 PM	#2
Optimus Funk Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Lancaster, PA Posts: 551	"The city funded a rat-control unit in the late 1990s, but budget cuts closed it for about three years, Swoyer said. It reopened last May." Man I wanna be on a Rat-control Unit called The Pied Pipers! __________________ "You ain't lived till you got head from a vampire!" Darius McCrary(better know as Eddie Winslow from family matters)to Jon Bon Jovi in Vampires: Los Muertos "MY LOVE FOR YOU IS LIKE A TRUCK, BERSERKER!, WOULD YOU LIKE SOME MAKING FUCK?, BERSERKER!"

02-27-2007, 08:00 PM	#4
GT2000 Playing God @ Your Xpense Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Va Beach, Va Posts: 2,040	Yes way!! Just like giving a cop the finger is a fast and easy way to get bludgeoned with a billy club! Who would have thought!.. my head still hurts. __________________ Hop in, strap down, and hold on tight.

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02-27-2007, 07:46 PM	#3
Liss hex can see my boobs Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 749	"Swoyer said rats are attracted to food, water and shelter." No way! You know what, I can't get that Lady and the Tramp scene out of my head.