I'd have Gallagher do a free one-night only anniversary show. It would be advertised as the messiest show ever, not just the first fewrows will get wet, the first 20 will! For the final act, my body will get raised from underneeth the table where a watermelon is usually placed, and Gallagher will reveal the mighty Thor's hammer, lent to him for this one momentous occasion only. The crowd, confused, and filled with anticipation, will watch as my body is smashed and squirted onto their glasses and hair.
