no, i'm not drunk right now. I was just reflecting about all the alcoholic beverages that I love so much, margaritas and bloody marys, mojitos, sangria, shiraz, chardonnay, mich ultra, corona, blue moon, champagne, bushwhackers, madras, bay breezes, rum punches...It's hard to pick favorites! I hung out with two girls last night who don't drink, who HATE all alcohol, and I just kept thinking..."but it's so damn good." And then I started wondering if they were more normal than me or not.
Jello shots, irish coffee, strip and go nakeds, black russians, dirty martinis, shots of sauza or 1800 with salt and lime.............at least i hate white zin and jager, so I'm not a complete drunk...?
I'm bored.
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