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Originally Posted by thecreeper
i actually have this issue with the "sudden shits" where i am fine up till about 30 seconds before the poop wants out when suddenly my ass rumbles and i need to run to the nearest toilet. it usually blows itself out of my ass like a shotgun and is over in a matter of seconds.
i swear, its the college food. its killing me.
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that's right on the money for my bowel behavior! it sucks being a commuter when those hit, knowing that you have to drive 15 more minutes on the damned bumpy roads in the hot sun until you get to your bathroom...
ever have the ones where you aren't 100% sure on your odds of actually making it to the can? fuck, that's the worst.