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meh... at least you didnt touch my NES.
i guess yer turds are small enough to go into an n64? ...and theyre flammable too?
well, alright...
::strangles you with NES controller cord::
::uppercuts you with the pad til your nose bleeds::
::you pass out from lack of oxygen::
::hog ties you with controllers::
::sticks middle prong of n64 cunt-roller in your mouth::
::kicks kidneys, among other things::
::wipes shit and melted plastic on your face::
::takes a shot, drinks a beer::
:: puts you in the back of a truck::
::drives to the middle of nowhere::
::douses you in gasoline::
::flicks lit pack of matches at you, as you're struggling and mumbling::
::realizes that video games DO cause violence::
::leaves because of the horrible smell::
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