[Plain Old Jane]

I think I'd try cylocibin first. y'know... the natural approach, plus I hear people see god... and I have a few things to tell him

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"hey god, did you hear the one about the tuna and the chef?"

"I invented jokes."

"oh... sorry... um... did you hear about martha stewart?"

"I invented her too."

"oh jeez... you dont have to be such a dick..."

"shut up, I invented you too, now eat meat again you little pussy, i didnt put it down there so you could just stare at it."

"Oh yea? what about the catholic church's abhorance of sex?"

"Catholic church? oh, that wasnt my idea..." ::discreetly points down::

::from downstairs:: "DAD! ARE YOU BLAMING ME FOR CATHOLISISM AGAIN!?"