Fuck that shit Mr. Nice Guy, I am kicking your ass in this gift exchange like I did the past two years!!! Get ready to cry like the momma's boy you are when I unload the gift of a lifetime into one of you lucky bitch's laps. Ow Ow Owwwwwwwwwww! Santa Hohman #1!! 3 years running, represent!
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"You ain't lived till you got head from a vampire!" Darius McCrary(better know as Eddie Winslow from family matters)to Jon Bon Jovi in Vampires: Los Muertos
"MY LOVE FOR YOU IS LIKE A TRUCK, BERSERKER!,
WOULD YOU LIKE SOME MAKING FUCK?, BERSERKER!"
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