[Optimus Funk]

Ok first off I just want to wish everyone a happy cinco de mayo!, I mean it isnt like every year we get to celebrate the mexican victory over the french(my ancestors). I do hope you all got to have a few shots of tequilla, yeager bombs, jack and cokes, miller high lifes, red stripes, and guinessi! I drank far too much for any 160 pound person, but fuck it, I only puked twice and I swallowed andrew(raublekick), and zach(creeper) can attest to that!, I even cleaned up my hand/face and then went back to drinking and then led them around the city for 2+ miles in a huge circle, then ate about 5 pounds of Mcdonalds food which was good, to the pallet but not to my nutrition I cant even spell, I also jumped off a balcony and popped my ballon, I married zach too, that was strange but it was an amazing night see you all again =P SOOON