[malta]

Went canada side friday, bought a 375 of bombay and a 6 of export, my friend a 375 of st remy and everyone else a few cases of beer, poured ice in the hotel tub and got down to business. Stumbled our ass into falls view casino drank a few more beers, hit the strip clubs but all were closing except the massage parlors. Went back to the room and drank till 6, got 4 hours of sleep and woke up with a huge vomit stain next to me on the carpet. Drank the rest of our beers and the last quarter of my bombay, went back to the clubs, had more beers and a lap dance by this stripper who bit my ear sending me through time and space.

Went back over the border still wasted, in town 5 minutes before I had to work 6 hours cooking and closing a kitchen. Afterwords went to my friends and smoked tree, went driving and fucked up a turn, got pulled over and ticketed by this asshole cop. My friend got pulled out of the car to be breathlised but he refused to because he wasn't even driving, and eventually he got charged cause he had a fat bag of weed on him.

Went home something like 3 in the morning again. Fuck the police.