Picture Jeffree Star wearing a turban and sodomizing a goat.
Picture Jeffree Star chipping his tooth on the bonechip in his hamburger.
Picture Jeffree Star shooting himself in the balls by mistake as he hurriedly pulled the gun from his pants.
Picture Jeffree Star getting a canadian quarter back in his change and not giving a shit because he's in a hurry, he figures he'll save it and it might be worth a quarter some day.
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