[thecreeper]

i havent had a sexy dream in a long time.

last night i remembered my dream, where i was in an abandoned flea market with danny glover and i looked like a real life homer simpson. i was being accused of molesting a child but i knew i didnt do it, and my defense was "I have fucking homework!" but the mom kept telling me i molested her little girl. then out of nowhere danny glover pops open this snake-face hugger hybrid and begins to dissect it. halfway through it i start gagging from the smell and disgustingness of it.

then suddenly the snake head of the face hugger thing comes to life and begins to come after me. but danny glover steps in front of me and is all like"TASTE SOME AIDS!? DOES THAT TASTE GOOD!?" and i found out the danny glover had AIDS and had just infected the creature. but danny dies and i run away with the snake following. then it hides in a closet, balls itself up, and for some reason i have to look for it. then it attacks me but doesnt bite me. i woke up thrashing, struggling with this imaginary creature.

i don't know what the fuck that was all about.