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holy shit i ran outta beer before i got to the end of this fuckin crap.
haha a long time ago me and my friends got kicked outta ol' chigcougars on kareoke night... we stole a bunch of glasses and kicked their fuckin stools over then did a burnout from the parking lot when they cut us off. i sang wrong way, people clapped, my friends sang here for a good time by trooper terribly offkey and off time. fuckin awesome.
drinks of choice? how about fitty labatt 50's and a 60oz of Wiser's deluxe?
fuck, im even wearing a 50 shirt and i have a wiser's leather jacket.
on saturday i drank 7 50's during the day then a mick of wisers with Jes and went and got tanked on the tank in victoria park, the salt lounge, gt's and drank till 7am with some guy from highschools house who i never talked to but it was his birthday... he has an extensive expensive guitar colelction...
the night before we got kicked out after the leafs game at the oar house. i pretended i didnt know the girl who was kissin us and bouncin around like molly shannon from snl. i was wearing my "rub my nuts for good luck shirt" so she rubbed my nipples, then grabbed the goods. i still think she lost.
the night before that i went to gt's for toonie beers and drinks with no money at all and got pretty drunk for free on my buddy's birthday while one guy couldnt stand up and faceplanted into a fence while trying to either piss or puke some poutine.
yeh.
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