Reason why I dont like bikes and riders of said bikes...
1. One of the main modes of transportation for clowns, the most evil and vile things on the planet earth, is the bicycle, or tricycle, or unicycle all of which are just different forms of the same unholy machine known as a bike.
2. Anything with a wheel of spikes so close to ones own calf shouldn't be legal.
3. Those damn seats are an anal intrusion just waiting to happen, on top of that how do your unmentionables feel after a long ride on that thing if anyone dares to say good...then you've got problems and should seek medical attention.
4. How do those damn chains keep falling off and why the hell are they so god damn dirty, and your know your always wearing a white shirt when they pop off.
5. The fucking clowns, again. I hate them and dont want you to forget that...
6. Drivers hate bikers, even if your a biker and your driving you hate the biker persons because they make you have to move just within a hair of the car in the opposing lane, so you hold a grudge for all the times that they make you do that. Then, just once you wish you could make them go off the road!
7. The bikers outfits are redonkulous, since when was spandex cool? and making the spandex into shorts so you can show off how white your legs truely are...just crazy that is reason enough to hate bikes right there.
8. I lost a bike race on my birthday 4/20 at the tragically young age of 9-12(I dont really remember) but this probably the only real reason I dont like bikes and riders. Selfish, childish, completely and utterly biased, and perhaps even impish of me I know but hey we all gotta hate something might as well be cycling.
Opps I almost for got this reason...
9. Babies, smell!
