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Old 09-06-2005, 08:27 AM   #86
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Originally Posted by testtubebaby
have you even seen a picture of johnny yet?! for all you know, he looks like this:

Hey that is the guy I picked up on the interstate because I needed a new bar buddy, after my old ones died during my week long heathenistic drinking phase(2 weeks ago). He ended up boring me by passing out after the fourteenth yeager bomb, So I took his gloves, kicked him to the streets after a solid wedgie was dealt, and called us even. Now tell me that wasnt you johnny, and if so I have your gloves but I pissed all over your russian cardboard sign, sorry....
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