[Optimus Funk]

Yet again I seem to find myself in that odd, predictable place/state of mind known as drunkeness. Did I splash hot wax onto three friends, yes, did I lose my wallet only to have it returned with 15+ dollars, yes, did I engage the band playing at the bar to give me a CD of theirs for $5 only to have them try to outwit me of 420 of my hard earned cash!, yese. Was there a a special on long island iced teas for 2 dollars, yes. Am I drunk out of my mind yes?. Wow I need sleep but I would rather huh....write a review for good-evil.com, sounds goood, except there is no fucking good-evil where did it go and how do people get chances to read my overtly sexist, racist, occupationist, and yes even perhaps alittle bias towards blue eyed people of french descent reviews?!?! I dont know so until I see a site back up and running I shall not review anythiong drunk or not!, and why the hell didnt we go to YP!!!! the bartender there is so hot! I mean nothing is better then a female with long raven colered locks down to her fair skinned, slightly exposed waist, revealing onlyy a taste hint of what may very well be a tatto. To bed I go, until tomorrow night at which point I hopw to post with a bunch of you others and we all be as drunk as I am know wow I was ascared I drove tonightt then I remepebered that I didnt drive anywhere it pays to discover?!?! huh good night Hohman sigining off