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This one time I was playing Ultima Online with a few of my friends on a free shard. I was one of the most powerful characters and I had lost my copy of the best sword in the game due to a crash in the server. My little cousin, however, had one; he was much weaker than me. I told him to come into my keep to check out some awesome stuff I got, but I secretly locked the door after he entered. At this point I told him i wanted to test my armor, so I asked him to attack me. In case you don't know the rules of UO, you will automatically fight back against an attacker, and self-defense is fair game. So, he attacked me, and my character faught back. He immediately asked me to stop, but being the uber-l33t knight that I was I said "LOL U N00B" and quickly struck him down. I stole his sword and then the server crashed again and never came back up.
Moral of the story: MMORPGs are a bunch of bullshit.
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