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Plain Old Jane · 06-07-2005, 06:42 PM

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OREGON - Internet icon and webmaster of the highly popular Sean Baby website, Sean Reiley was arrested Saturday night (01-20-01) for the attempted rape of a twelve-year-old girl, in addition to a slew of lesser counts.

"(S)He told me that (s)he was a thirty-five-year-old man," Reiley said later to interrogating officers. "I was just looking for a quickie, and the next thing I know, SWAT is everywhere! This is a case of mistaken identity!"

Reiley and the undisclosed girl (Oregon law authorities are protecting the identity of the minor), allegedly met at an all-night rave, and together left to purchase illegal narcotics. On route, Reiley attempted to force himself upon the girl, but was taken down by undercover police officers who had been called in to investigate the loud music disturbances. Quickly sizing up the situation, Richard Miguel made the arrest.

"It would have been humorous, had a little girl not been involved," reported Deputy Miguel. "He [Reiley] was so strung out on ecstasy, he didn't know up from down, and obviously didn't know a girl from a man."

Sean Reiley, who has had previous run-ins with the law, is being held with no bail, under counts of attempted rape, endangering of a minor, assault, public intoxication, (narcotics) intent to buy. If convicted on all counts, he could face a maximum sentence of fifty years, with no possibility of parole.

"Too bad President Clinton isn't still in office," Herb Appleton, a long time Sean Baby reader, said. "Sean could of got off scott-free in the massive last day pardoning extravaganza... I guess I have to to find a new icon for my pseudo-homoerotic fantasies."

After several minutes of looking, Appleton stumbled upon Matt from x-e, and his quest was finished.

06-07-2005, 06:42 PM	#13
Plain Old Jane i hate vagina Join Date: Oct 2004 Posts: 841	TheTestTube.com Internet Scandal Bureau OREGON - Internet icon and webmaster of the highly popular Sean Baby website, Sean Reiley was arrested Saturday night (01-20-01) for the attempted rape of a twelve-year-old girl, in addition to a slew of lesser counts. "(S)He told me that (s)he was a thirty-five-year-old man," Reiley said later to interrogating officers. "I was just looking for a quickie, and the next thing I know, SWAT is everywhere! This is a case of mistaken identity!" Reiley and the undisclosed girl (Oregon law authorities are protecting the identity of the minor), allegedly met at an all-night rave, and together left to purchase illegal narcotics. On route, Reiley attempted to force himself upon the girl, but was taken down by undercover police officers who had been called in to investigate the loud music disturbances. Quickly sizing up the situation, Richard Miguel made the arrest. "It would have been humorous, had a little girl not been involved," reported Deputy Miguel. "He [Reiley] was so strung out on ecstasy, he didn't know up from down, and obviously didn't know a girl from a man." Sean Reiley, who has had previous run-ins with the law, is being held with no bail, under counts of attempted rape, endangering of a minor, assault, public intoxication, (narcotics) intent to buy. If convicted on all counts, he could face a maximum sentence of fifty years, with no possibility of parole. "Too bad President Clinton isn't still in office," Herb Appleton, a long time Sean Baby reader, said. "Sean could of got off scott-free in the massive last day pardoning extravaganza... I guess I have to to find a new icon for my pseudo-homoerotic fantasies." After several minutes of looking, Appleton stumbled upon Matt from x-e, and his quest was finished. __________________ Scary Monsters and Nice Sprites.