[Mike]

Originally Posted by Mr Biglesworth

For reasons that will be released shortly, I hereby declare all fake marriages entered into between myself and another individual, in the capacity of fake bride or fake groom, to be hereby null and void. While recognizing the emotional bonds engendered by a fake marriage as everlasting, any fake legal status entailed by fake marriage between myself and members of this board is hereby contractually revoked.

Mr Biglesworth

Same