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Optimus Funk · 12-01-2006, 02:02 AM

I think the only true Duke Nukem was indeed the first one. I believe it so much that I am willing to send you my copy of the original Duke Nukem, as long as you meet these guidelines....
A. You will play Duke Nukem until you complete it (only if your computer can indeed still run DOS games)
B. Speak no ill will of the franchise ever!
C. Eat and drink only canned meats and sparks and no canadian beer for the 3 days after receiving said game
D. Realize evolution is a law and no longer a theory
E. Pluto is a fucking planet!
(if you hit three of the 5 then you can have my copy to borrow!, that is open to anyone, sparky, I mean stormy gets first dibs though for having the second and never playing the first, which is heresy)

12-01-2006, 02:02 AM	#14
Optimus Funk Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Lancaster, PA Posts: 551	I think the only true Duke Nukem was indeed the first one. I believe it so much that I am willing to send you my copy of the original Duke Nukem, as long as you meet these guidelines.... A. You will play Duke Nukem until you complete it (only if your computer can indeed still run DOS games) B. Speak no ill will of the franchise ever! C. Eat and drink only canned meats and sparks and no canadian beer for the 3 days after receiving said game D. Realize evolution is a law and no longer a theory E. Pluto is a fucking planet! (if you hit three of the 5 then you can have my copy to borrow!, that is open to anyone, sparky, I mean stormy gets first dibs though for having the second and never playing the first, which is heresy) __________________ "You ain't lived till you got head from a vampire!" Darius McCrary(better know as Eddie Winslow from family matters)to Jon Bon Jovi in Vampires: Los Muertos "MY LOVE FOR YOU IS LIKE A TRUCK, BERSERKER!, WOULD YOU LIKE SOME MAKING FUCK?, BERSERKER!" Last edited by Optimus Funk : 12-01-2006 at 02:08 AM.